Joystick mini Velvet - discreet massager by JoyDivision - review by MEL

Joystick mini Velvet

Discreet massager by JoyDivision

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Perfect shape for a traditional dildo and it is giving you a great vibrator, but you will need to get a water based lubrication to get the best out of this toy. Other wise this great product becomes just another average toy.
Great vibrator, waterproof, 5 year material guarantee
Grabs lint, Need lubrication
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


This product is the first product I got from Joy Division. There are many uses that the Velvet has. I will tell you about each and everyone I found.

The vaginal opening is where the Velvet stands out. For its size it goes beyond the line of duty. You do not have to turn on the vibrator to enjoy this little guy. I find that bigger products are easier to find, but the Velvet pulls it off with flying colors. The velvet as a traditional dildo gets six stars out of 5. To me it is that good.

This product can be used on the nipples with or without the vibrator. I find that it is easier to enjoy this kind of stimulation with a low vibration, and the Velvet gives you that. It is hard to find a vibrator that has a light vibration for this area, but the Velvet can do that and more. I give it five out five here.

I find that for the clitoris the Velvet is only alright. For most women would find to be perfect for this area. I just find myself grabbing for another product to finish. The reason for this I think it might be the head. It has a head that cannot arouse my clitoris. Do not get me wrong I still find this to be a good product. Sadly I have to give it three out of five here.

There is no flared base so this product is not made for anal or a harness.

This product would be good for a beginner or most women. There are many reasons like the 5 year material guarantee, it's not too small, not too big, waterproof, many uses, good motor and it has many special features. Do not get me wrong there are many more reasons but you will have to keep reading.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • On a bed only
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

When you hear the world velvet, you think of something soft. The Velvet is soft and smooth because it's made out of "medical" silicone. Also, because it is made out of silicone, it has no taste or smell- but sadly silicone is know to grab lint. The one I got was no different, it still grabs lint. This product is flexible with firmness because of the materials. Now it is more firm then flexible because of its size.

The cap is made out hard plastic, making easier to find.

This product is latex free, phthalates free, non-porous, and hypoallergenic. It also contains no softeners. I love the fact that this product is dermatological and clinically tested, and found to be completely harmless. It is also non-scented and no tastes to the materials. This German made product comes with a five year guarantee.
    • Rigid
    • Smooth
    • Not porous at all

Design / Shape / Size

This product shape reminds me of a tongue and I do think the shape helps. It has a thick tip great for the nipples, clitoris, balls or penis. The thickness of this product helps clitoris, balls or penis. However I think that gives more area to work with.

At first look this product looks pretty plainly designed for a traditional vibrator. When you look closely at the Velvet, you will see the swirling carvings are what help make the Velvet different. This design is something I like to see on other toys.

The Velvet has a circumference of about four and a half inches; while the length is five and a half inches. The weight of the Velvet is seven ounces. It fits in the palm of my hand and I have small hands. The size is near to that of three fingers wide and and tall it is about can of soda pop.

I love how the cap is two different colors. The cap is black; while the controls are gray and the makes it easier to see.

I think this product is very travel friendly. Just place it in you purse and be on your way.
    • Beginner
    • Discreet look/design
    • Whimsical / artistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

The vibrator in the Velvet is great and located at the base of the toy. This waterproof vibrator has a - solid wave - of vibration. You can find the perfect speed on this multiple speed vibrator and the Velvet does not make a lot of sound. The sound from this product is that of a low hum that you might hear from a cell phone on vibrate.

Let’s start with opening the cap by twisting the black cap to the left. Then place two triple a batteries in. If you are holding the Velvet up with the tongue downwards, insert the batteries from left to right, negative then Positive. Place the cap on and twist to the right to tighten it. Twist the gray controls to the right to turn it on; while twisting to left will turn it off. The controls are easy to use. If you twist bottle of pop that been open before, then you can use this toy.
    • Discreet sound
    • Easy to use
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

Here is how you can take care of the Velvet: you can wash it with antibacterial soap and water. You can disinfect it with 10% bleach and 90% water. All you have to do is wipe the product with the mixture then let set for two minutes. After that all you have to do is wash it with water. After washing it place it back in the silver bag with black drawstring.

Now for lubrication it is not need, but I need to tell you not to use silicone lubrication with this product because silicone lubrication can break down silicone toys.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store
Follow-up commentary
I still love this wonderful product. The Velvet is a product I would tell any woman to get. It is well made, and the five-year guarantee is something I love.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • P'Gell
    Thank you for the review.

    JoyDivision makes such lovely shaped toys. I wish we'd see more of them. I love my Body Vibe, and we use it as a dildo probably more than as a vibe as you described. The shapes of these are really beautiful.
  • Jobthingy
    I have never tried any Joy Division products. I will have to check them out. Thanks for the review.
  • Mistress M.
    This looks like a great toy! Thanks for the review!
  • tigerkate
    Thanks for the review, I haven't own anything Joy Division either.
  • LittleBird
    Great review!
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    Great review, thank you!
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    Thank you for the review.
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    thanks bunches for the review!
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    great info!! thanks
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