Hit the road, Jack

At the risk of being tarred and feathered, I'd say pass on this one, or at the very least upgrade to a better model. Its sufficient for the first time explorer, but a step back for the more advanced sex toy connoisseur. The price it isn't too bad, but you can get better Jack Rabbit model for the same price.
easy use for first-time user, clitoral attachment
loud motor, pearls jam the motor, lack of girth and insertable length
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
Honestly... what's the appeal of this toy. As a past user I can say that there are better jack rabbit models out there. However, before you pass me off as a jack rabbit cynic, let me recall my fateful encounter with Mr. Rabbit.

I remember the exact moment I wanted one... I was watching that infamous Sex & the City sex toy episode... and my eyes widened, "They make toys like that" I thought - and to think, all this time I was resigned to my fingers and corners of pillows (and awkward boyfriends). Not anymore, not if I get the Jack Rabbit vibrator. The Jack Rabbit ushered in a lot of sexual firsts for me. It was at my first sex toy party I was able to see it first hand. As I watched the host turn it on and heard the pearls move and the motor hum, I knew I needed to go for a ride. I discreetly ordered it and waited and waited for the package to arrive. Once it did and I stealthily grabbed the innocuous brown package before my parents could inquire what it was.

I waited until I had the house to myself to unwrap it and slip the batteries in. I couldn't contain the glee (or moisture in my panties) at what I held before me, this plastic piece of pink perfection called to me. Like a virgin, I was ready to be touched for the very first time. After warming myself up I slid the sucker in. In my youth I was a sucker for external stimulation, so the clitoral attachment made short work of me after some adjustment (the ears were too far past my clit to do their intended job). I was ready now, excited to feel the rabbit move inside me. With the flip of the switch I was ready for the rabbit to explore my hole.

But wait! It wasn't moving inside of me, perhaps I was too tight, too tense. I removed it and inspected it once more, and it moved fine. After a bit I was able to feel its movement inside of me, but these pearls were not all what they were cracked up to be - and like prom night I was beginning to feel a little let down. As it turns out, the pearls perpetually got stuck and stopped the motors rotation. After two months the motor died on me. For shame Mr. Rabbit, for shame.

Dramatics aside, the Rabbit (if not defective) is a good starter toy for the woman who wants it both ways (external & internal stimulation). However, I recommend upgrading once you've gotten the swing of things - or using this one as a secondary toy. For me, girth is a big issue, I want to have the feeling of fullness, I want the stretching, the tightness, the orgasm. To me, the shaft while initially seemed big quickly became mediocre. If the rabbit was thicker, I'm sure the pearls would have been more exciting - not a noisy annoyance. The insertable length was also a disappointment as it caused the rabbit ears to misalign with my clit. For women who like long and thick, this is not the toy for you, I'd recommended the Great King or something along those lines.

The Jack Rabbit vibe wasn't a complete fail as it's clitoral attachment was very strong and pleasurable in itself. The jelly material provides smooth entry once you're lubricated and is good for some rapid fire thrusting. However, in conjunction, the rotations and vibrations were a miss. This toy is not waterproof, so warm/hot water with (antibacterial) soap/toy cleaner is your best bet. I would not recommended it for sharing as the material can be porous (use a condom).
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  • Contributor: Victoria
    Welcome to the community! Your review was both funny and useful - Nicely done! How was the battery life on this toy? If sharing, condoms are highly recommended...although, it sounds like you've kicked this bunny to the curb Winking
  • Contributor: Oggins
    I've heard others complain of the beads jamming up on this one. Such a let down... Thanks for the entertaining review!
  • Contributor: Adriana Ravenlust
    Good review. Am not a fan of free beads myself. I also agree there are better rabbits out there
  • Contributor: Sera
    Good review!
  • Contributor: LavenderSkies
    Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: darkkitty
    Thank you for the review!
  • Contributor: sexyk515
    Great review!
  • Contributor: Ash1141
  • Contributor: freda
    nice review
  • Contributor: fredacarl
    Thanks for the review
  • Contributor: mmmmm
    Thank you for the review!
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