I Aint No Beginner But...

Coming from me, I'm the girl who's tried nearly everything (well not everything), and I'm still shocked that I didnt get one of these sooner. I guess I just figured that since everyone and their mom had one, I would try to go for something different, unique. But what I didnt realize is that sometimes it's okay to follow the crowd. I highly recommend this, and I dont regret purchasing it at all. This is a great toy for any user, new to or highly educated about sexual pleasure.
-A basic staple for any collection
-Use for G-spot or clit
-Dial is easy to use
-Sometimes I need something stronger so I use this as a warm-up before my Hitachi
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I love this. It shocks me to this day that after 7 years of reviewing sex toys and trying new things, I had never owned a simplistic G-spot vibe like this. So, about a year ago, I decided to get one. It was inexpensive, and I figured, what's there to lose? I had no idea then that I would be using it so much...even if I dont insert it very often. Because of its dial-up feature, I can slowly adjust the vibration intensity up, up, and up, slowly, until I hit the big orgasm clitorally.

Now it does identify as waterproof, but I am wary to use it fully submerged because my Inked Vibes Royal vibrator has started corroding inside and I shudder to think of ruining another perfectly good vibrator that claims to be waterproof, but isnt fully. However, being that this is an inexpensive, very cheap toy, you arent going to be losing very much money if it does end up corroding after some time in the water. A replacement is easy to come by, just come back to EF and get another one!
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

The plastic is so smooth, with minimal amount of seam. Sure almost every sex toy ends up with a seam when it exits the mold, but there have been some in my experience that have been horrendous, and almost too scary to use, while this one, I'm not afraid of at all, because it's relatively non-existent.

Since this is made of regular plastic, you dont need to worry about what lube you use with it. While many sex toy materials may have an adverse response to particular lubes (such as silicone lube melting a silicone toy and trying to become "one" with it...), this will not. As a habit I usually use water based lubes with my toys all across the board, but that's just me. With this you wont have to worry about that in the least.

The plastic also doesnt have a smell. I've come across all kinds of toys that did, because of the material they were made of, such as rubber or PVC, but plastic usually doesnt have that smell at all.

Since this is a pretty simple toy with no texture, it may look boring at first. But when you use it, if you're like me, it will surely become a staple in your collection, and one of the number one vibes you reach for when you're in the mood to orgasm.
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

I think that although the design is basic, it's a design that works. And it not only works, it works for just about everyone, for every purpose (well, maybe not anal, if you ask me). You wanna massage your neck? Go for it. Stimulate your clitoris? YAS. What about powering it up to try and work that G-spot? Good idea.

I think the size is great. It's not too heavy, but with 2 AA batteries inside it, it's heavy enough to feel comfortable in my hand(s). At about 8 inches of total length and 7 inches of insertable length, it's perfect for a gal like me.

Of course, if you're trying to find a toy that's discreet, this may not be your best choice, as I'm pretty sure that the design is so common that most everyone would recognize it. However, it can be great to travel with, and easy to hide.
    • Beginner
    • Ergonomic

Functions / Performance / Controls

As said, this has a dial base, which you can turn up and down to adjust the intensity of the vibrations. I love this kind of feature, and for me, though there are so many options out there for speeds and variations, this is just my go-to kind of feature, and my favorite.

The vibrations are located throughout this toy, but mainly (thankfully) in the bulbous head. I love to turn it all the way up as I also use one of my favorite dildos on myself, and then reach a sensational climax with it at its top "speed." It is so easy to use, and most of the time, I do it one-handed.

You can use this in the bath or shower, but for me, as I'm afraid of corrosion, or slow water damage, I dont. I'm a paranoid person and dont like to ruin my toys, no matter what they're intended or made for. Sure this is easy to replace, but I'm sentimental, and I dont want to take the risk.
    • Easy to use
    • Not very discreet

Care and Maintenance

It's hard to resist a simple vibe that is not only a potential staple, but also easy to care for. I always go the cheap route, and just take some anti-bacterial dish soap and water to hand scrub this and then rinse it off. One good thing about it being waterproof is that I dont have to stress over ruining it accidentally while washing it.

No, I cant boil or "sanitize" it like I can with a silicone dildo, but since the material is hard plastic, it isnt bound to need to be sanitized with every use anyway. Besides, if it didnt work for me anymore, at any point (as I've had to do with a couple other cheaper toys that corroded or stopped working) I could just throw it away, unconcerned with the price of it.

Storage is easy. I keep this in a plastic bag usually, or even in a plastic zip makeup case with my other vibrator, the Inked Vibes Royal. It doesnt attract cat hair or dust like a silicone toy, and if I'm ever worried about it being clean enough before use, condoms make great toy covers!
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


This came in a clam shell case with limited product information and simple images, but most people who know a little about sex toys, know enough about what this is. I am always glad for packaging that can be recycled.
    • Minimal
    • Recyclable

Personal comments

I had some trouble (again) with uploading pictures to this review, as I have several of the whole vibrator that I'd like to show you which could help your decision with purchasing the item, but maybe in the future I will be able to get them uploaded for you.
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