So, I got my Posh Teaser 1 in the mail right before my family arrived for the holidays and there it sat beside my bed, taunting me because I'd been excited to try it and now I had to wait. When I finally got to examine it, I got pretty excited... no, not in _that_ way, perv! Although the packaging and instructions leave quite a bit to be desired (It comes in a sealed plastic bag with a single sheet of "instructions" which consist of 2 diagrams showing you how to insert the batteries, all inside a white cardboard box with limited information on it), the toy itself is really nice. It feels like a quality-made toy. Nothing jiggles that isn't supposed to jiggle. The battery compartment cap screws smoothly and evenly along the threads of the base, the plastic parts have smooth edges and sit seamlessly in amongst the silicone parts. It just looks and feels like a quality toy.. the kind you'd expect to pay closer to a hundred dollars, rather than a quarter of that.

According to the box, its measurements are 5.5" by 1.25" and though I can't find an exact weight, it's very light. It only requires two AAA batteries, it's silicone and waterproof - all great attributes. Compared to the other waterproof vibrator I have, this one is much easier to turn on and off and control. The other toy's button is hard to find as it blends in with the body; you have to find an area of silicone that's just slightly raised and press there while doing some sort of dance to the orgasm goddess and pray you can get it turned on and find a pulsation pattern you like. The Posh Teaser's control is a dream compared to that. It's located directly on the bottom of the base and it's a circular button about 1/2 an inch in diameter. It presses easily and you know immediately that you've turned it on and what pulsation and escalation pattern it's operating on because surrounding the button is a white LED circle which pulses and lights up correspondingly to the vibrations. The only problem with this design that I found was when I attempted to use it internally. When I inserted it and tried to grasp it to maneuver it, the button was easily pushed and it changed the pulsation pattern. It didn't turn it off, because you have to hold the button for 3 seconds to turn the toy off, so that wasn't the issue but the vibration pattern changed and that kind of threw me for a loop. I cycled through the 10 options and found the one I'd been digging and picked up where I left off, but that was kind of annoying.

It's very quiet. A roommate might hear it, but I doubt anyone in the next room would, especially if you use it under the covers. Now, I'm a clitoral stimulation girl, as opposed to an internal stimulation girl, so I didn't get much out of it that way. Although, I did pay attention to how the vibration and noise levels changed. You could still hear the toy, and the vibrations felt okay, but with the control situated where it is I found it a little awkward to play too much with it that way. The way I found it most enjoyable was on my clit. The vibrations are strong and clean and the different pulsation and escalation patterns were easily distinguishable. The buzzing traveled inward and focused where I placed the point of the toy (it's slightly curved to be used against your G-spot) and when I found the pattern I liked, I just held it there and let my happy little hips do the rest. It was one of the most surprisingly strong orgasms I've had in a very long time; I hadn't expected that since this toy was designed to be used internally against the G-spot. I will most definitely be utilizing this little baby more frequently.

Because it's made of silicone, it's important to pay attention to what kind of lube you use. Almost all lubes will be safe, but you want to make sure you don't grab your silicone lube, because that will make the orgasm goddess cry because you'll ruin this damned delectable toy.