Posh? More Like Phaser

As advertised, the Posh Teaser is a vibrator and can be used vaginally or clitorally. It is definitely not recommended for anal insertion as there is no flared base and thus can get lost, and the curve for the G-spot would not be comfortable. It works pretty well as a normal massager for any other erogenous zones however.

Made of silicone, this toy isn't too soft or lifelike in consistency, but it feels smooth and velvety. It has a slight silicone scent but it fades with use and time. This had no taste. It is pretty resistant to damage as I accidentally bit this and it left slight dents that 'healed' over time. However, I wouldn't take anything sharp to it as although this is resistant to, technically, blunt force trauma, sharp objects will definitely leave deep scratches that compromise the safety of this product.

What I didn't like about this toy was that it didn't have a thick layer of silicone over the core and therefore wasn't flexible at all, and it isn't as soft as it has the potential to be.

Curved and veined, this device was designed to hit the G-spot and maximize pleasure, though for me the curve was a little too large and bruised me a little. The size is pretty realistic if only a little short at 5.5" of insertability and a 1.5" diameter.

True to the product page, this product is the shade of hot pink shown. As cute as this is, this is not something you leave out as the design of this makes the purpose of the toy obvious.

I really liked how the control button lights up when it's on, the LED was brighter than I expected.

One of the only things that could make the design of this cuter: more color choices.

This product advertises "10 dynamic functions":
1-3) A solid vibration from highest to lowest
4) A graduated pulsating vibration going from lowest to highest
5-6) Surging, and faster surging
7-8) Pulsing with breaks and a faster pulse with breaks
10) Just a steady pulse

In my opinion, the first function is the strongest.
The instructional insert has a visual representation of these functions which is a little misleading as those don't accurately graph the vibrational frequencies.



It's pretty quiet, I really like how the surge functions sound like sci-fi electric fields.

One of the greatest things I liked about this toy was that I can turn this off without cycling through all the functions. Just press the button for approximately 3 seconds and this shuts off and turns on right on the setting you were at last.

As this is made of silicone, this is really easy to take care of; just wash this or wipe it down, and keep it away from other silicone toys. It's only compatible with water-based lubricants, other than that, this toy can take care of itself easily.

On a side note if you use this underwater, make sure the bottom is screwed on tightly.

Similar to most CalEx toys, this comes in a standard box that has a picture of the product on it and what this is.

The side and back of the packaging includes the specifications of the product and all its features.


I was disappointed in the interior packaging as it came in a 'Made in China' bag as opposed to the foam packaging that was easier to open and better for protecting the merchandise.



I was very surprised however that this CalEx toy came with instructions and a list of the functions, as well as telling us how to turn this product off on the back, unlike the other one I have.

The plastic bag was a downgrade in terms of packaging, but more information on their product is definitely an upgrade compared to my other CalEx vibe.