"I'll Get You With My Death Claw"

The G Fun looks like all fun and games, but aside from its accommodating G-spot curve this little guy's cheap materials, weak vibrations, and torture device style from the 18th century is where it flops --- even though there's nothing actually floppy about it.
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Pros
Not loud, waterproof, G-spot curve.
Cons
Painful G-spot nub, bad scent, weak vibrations, unsafe and uncomfortable material.
Rating by reviewer:
2
useful review
The G Fun is one of those vibes that was a good concept (except for that nub), but very poorly executed.

First off, the type of cheap jelly and plastic materials it is made of cause it to smell like a chlorine packing company. This has a WAY strong chlorine smell to it, even from a good distance away, that the smell is just a turn off on its own. The smell doesn't wash away either, or become more subtle with any cleanings.

With its bulbous head and angled curve to reach the G-spot, you'd think this would be a pretty good toy, but the manufacturer made a few fatal flaws with this one. Underneath the head there is a tiny little nub that curves down and resembles something such as a fang or claw. I'm not sure who thought this added nub would be pleasurable, but it is actually extremely uncomfortable and painful.

It wasn't that difficult to insert like some other vibes I've used with the same shape, but that nub makes it so painful I couldn't possibly get any pleasure from this toy at all.

I couldn't even tell you if it's good for thrusting or not because I just had to remove it from being way too painful, even after trying to maneuver it every which way I could for comfort.

When you run your hands up and down the toy it has no smoothness to it, but that sticky, draggy feel you get from most jelly toys -- only worse. I recommend a good amount of lube when using this on your lady parts internally or externally, and it is not recommended for anal use considering it does not have a flared base or a shape that seems like it would be pleasurable for that.

The vibrations are on the light and buzzy side and don't seem that strong at all in your hand. When actually in use it seems like they would be quite stimulating if it wasn't for that torture device of a claw/fang getting in the way, that is.

Angry Beaver

The G Fun is 8 1/4 inches in total length with 7 inches in insertable length, and around 5 1/2 inches in circumference at its widest point where the G-spot nub is located. There is only one large bullet in the head where all the vibrations are centrally located.

The entire bulbous head is made of jelly while the rest of the shaft is made of a hard, smoother plastic. This gives the head a bit of flexibility, though limited due to the large bullet in the center, and the shaft has no flexibility at all.

Jelly material is very porous and cannot be boiled and sterilized. You're better off cleaning it with a mild soap and warm water or a toy cleaner, as opposed to any strong soaps. Definitely don't store jelly toys near any heat or in direct sunlight unless you want the toy to melt on you and the material to be ruined. It can be used with either a water-based or silicone-based lubricant, though.

The material of the head makes this toy very sticky, therefore making it a real lint magnet, so you want to take precaution in storing it in or on anything carrying lint, dirt, or dust; also make sure not to dry it with anything that has lots of loose fibers.

It is a quiet toy, but I think that's only because the vibrations are so low and weak.

It is said to be waterproof, but I haven't tested that out yet because there's no way I'm taking this into shower when it's something I don't even want in my bed.
Follow-up commentary
What can I say, this vibe didn't have a chance with me from the beginning with its 'Gee, not so fun' torture claw. I'm afraid it's another one for the graveyard. Kind of disappointed I tried it out. I would have gifted it to someone who maybe could have enjoyed it more.
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My G fun vibe tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Masturbation
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly waterproof
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot
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  • Contributor: cherryredhead88
    Lmao at the pic, cute. Sorry to hear this didn't work for you, kind of makes me feel better I didn't get to snag it up. I was bummed out after reading someone else's review but it seems the weak vibrations and fragile material would be a bust for me too. Great review!
  • Contributor: melianofvalinor9
    OMG the pic is the greatest!
  • Contributor: SexyLilPixi
    I had to draw him. I just looked at it & saw it in my mind. LOL
  • Contributor: Miss Anonymous
    Thanks for the review! I got this as a free gift, I havent yet used it. I kinda freaks me out.
  • Contributor: Antipova
    Love your title, but I'm sorry it didn't work for you. I didn't pick this on up on purpose because it was jelly.
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