Blossom finger friend - finger vibrator by Doc Johnson - review by nanamondoute

I think I feel it -- oh wait, nevermind

This toy has weak vibrations. Unless you enjoy light stimulation, stay away from it. While the curved silicone sleeve and ring allows for an interesting grip, the lack of stimulation mars the entire product. Coupled with the weak vibrations, the toy is also a battery guzzler. So, if you think you may be feeling something, it'll quickly come to an end before you can climax to any degree.
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Pros:
Small, discreet, easy to use, material safety
Cons:
WEAK vibrations, toy is too small to reach g-spot, battery guzzler
Rating by reviewer:
2
extremely useful review

Use

The vibrator can be used as a clitoral or G-spot stimulator. Without the silicone sleeve, the vibrator acts just like a normal bullet for clitoral simulation. The sleeve provides a curved shape in order to help you reach the G-spot. However, because it's only about two inches of insertable length, it may never actually reach the G-spot.

This toy is best used for solo play, as it has a ring structure for your finger to allow easy control of the toy and maximize the use of your other fingers. As it's completely waterproof, you can use it in the bath or out.

This toy can be bought and used for a variety of occasions, from a beginner vibrator to a gag gift. The vibrations on this toy are actually really mild, so I think this is only good for beginners.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Sensory play
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • On a bed only
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

The toy is composed of a silicone sleeve and a plastic bullet. With silicone, it's best to use a water-based lubricant. Silicone also has the highest safety rating; you can boil the sleeve to disinfect if so desired. However, since the plastic bullet goes into the silicone, the silicone is actually not that flexible and this toy is pretty rigid.

The material is overall pretty smooth, besides there being a groove on the silicone sleeve to provide some texture for stimulation. To me, this groove can be felt a little. Since it's overall pretty smooth, the texture is meant for beginners rather than advanced users who may prefer more texture.

The toy had no odor or taste.
    • No odor
    • Rigid
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

There are two parts to the toy: the bullet and the curved silicone sleeve. The bullet is about an inch in length and is meant solely for clitoral stimulation. It has a rounded tip so you can use it directly on your clitoris. The silicone sleeve is curved and tapered at the end. As mentioned, it has a groove to provide extra stimulation. As the silicone sleeve has a ring on the top for your finger, if you insert this toy vaginally, it has a combined width of 1.75 inches. Thus, this toy is pretty big girth if you are thinking about inserting it -- it may seem small, but it really isn't. This size may indicate that this toy is better for intermediate users rather than beginners, although every other aspect (texture, speed, etc.) suggests it is meant for beginners.

I thought the design was okay -- shape worked for me to a certain degree. The bullet is perfectly fine for clitoral stimulation and the curved structure of the sleeve was interesting. However, 1.75" was a bit big for me (if you use the ring for your finger to have a ergonomic grip) so I just tried to insert the toy without my finger. But because it was so short (2" insertable), it never really hit anything for me vaginally.

This toy, overall, is only about 2.5" in length, so it is very easy to hide. It is also pretty discreet, since this doesn't look at like the normal quintessential vibrator, so you can definitely take it with you when you travel.

Compared against a full-sized gluestick.

    • Beginner
    • Discreet look/design
    • Ergonomic

Functions / Performance / Controls

The vibrations for this toy come from the center of the bullet (not the tip) and is carried to the silicone sleeve. The sleeve does a pretty good job of carrying on these vibrations. However, the vibrations themselves are pretty mild. This is the biggest problem with the toy -- the vibrations are so light! If you have Lelo Mia, imagine cutting the vibrations for that toy (which is only rated at 3 vrooms) in half. Or maybe cutting it by more. This toy is really so hard to feel the vibrations for me -- it hardly stimulates at all. After 30 minutes, I was tired of this toy. Plus, the toy died -- this toy eats batteries like crazy, considering it was only 30 minutes before it stopped vibrating. These are also light buzzy vibrations.

Given that the toy has hardly any vibrations, it is also really quiet. You can have your door open and I'm sure people won't hear next door. It has a slight soft buzz sound.

I think this toy is supposed to have different pulsation settings which you can click through with the one control button at the end of the bullet. However, I was never able to actually find these settings. After taking out a piece of cardboard and plastic from the battery compartment in order to allow the batteries (3 watch batteries are included) to work, the toy just started vibrating by itself. I didn't even have to screw the cap in -- if you push down on the batteries, the toy will start vibrating. But after screwing the cap in and trying to hit the button, nothing happened -- it just kept vibrating on one setting. Regardless, I usually like continual vibrations instead of pulsations anywhere, so that didn't matter too much to me. But, this is just a warning that it may be hard to change to other pulsation settings.

I didn't manage to play with this toy underwater because the batteries died so quickly. I'm also not planning to go get watch batteries at the moment. I'm sure it would work fine in the water as well, but the vibrations will be just as light. Furthermore, under water, the vibrations may actually be minimized even more because of the surrounding medium.


    • Battery guzzler
    • Discreet sound
    • Weak

Care and Maintenance

The silicone sleeve can be boiled to disinfect. As the entire toy is also waterproof, you can wash it with soap and water.

The material of the toy shouldn't interfere with any other toy in your collection. Furthermore, this toy does not attract lint or similar, so you can feel free to store any where.

Packaging

The toy came in a plastic cover with a cardboard insert describing the functionality of the toy. There really wasn't an instruction manual of any kind.



    • Minimal
    • Recyclable

Personal comments

Because of its weak vibrations, I just can't qualify this product as a toy. I definitely won't be using this in the future because it doesn't do it's job and actually provide any stimulation. Stay away from this toy if you need any more stimulation than the weakest vibrations.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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Comments
  • Badass
    Lovely review, thank you for sharing!
  • puppylove
    Thanks for sharing your review!
  • Ryuson
    Wow, this does not sound like something that's worth investing in! 30 minutes of super lame power? That's not a good thing to hear. Thanks for the review!
  • Beck
    Awe what a shame about your finger friend. I got a different one for assignment. I haven't had much of a chance to play with it yet. I hope it's better than this one. Thank you for the review.
  • js250
    Great review--sounds like a good one to stay away from.
  • deltalima
    That is pretty small.
  • Breas
    Great review! I got the Bunny Friend for review and on the higher setting it's probably a 3 out of 5 for vrooms. That's odd that you couldn't get yours to work. Maybe you would have had better luck on the other settings?
  • nanamondoute
    @sktb0007: Perhaps, are maybe mine was dysfunctional. I didn't think it was because it did work...but it was odd that it would not get to change the pulsations. Or maybe I just really like high vibration stuff -- I do prefer those, so that may skew my ratings.
  • GONE!
    Great review!
  • unfulfilled
    thanks!
  • Nora29714
    great review
  • Kissy
    Yeah, looks like I can skip this weak toy. Thanks!
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