Lia twin teaser - sex toy by Cal Exotics - review by SweetDivalia

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Lia: Bumpy, but NOT Rough!

I'm very glad to add this toy to my collection, particularly with the prevalence of jelly rabbits on the market. Girls who prefer clean, soft toys with clitoral stimulators are in luck with Lia. If you're a size-queen or prefer purely intense vibrations you may be disappointed, but even Hitachi users can find pleasure in its vibes. Lia is definitely a new favorite of mine.
Good vibes
Can't really think of any at the moment
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


Lia is definitely meant to be used for women's play, for both penetration and clitoral stimulation. Of course, any toy can be used in a couple's situation and Lia is no different. It's a fairly quiet toy considering the vibes, so I definitely suggest it for any girls looking to play alone in a room and get the job done without roommates peeking in on what that odd whirring noise is. For men looking to explore P-spot stimulation, I'd definitely suggest you keep looking; the vibes seem to be strongest near the base, and in the small clitoral stimulator. But, feel free to use it on your lady- the controls are easy, and lovely Lia is both clean and very fun to use!
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Behind closed doors
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris

Material / Texture

Lia's shaft is made up of twisty, ribbed silicone. The silicone is incredibly silky and soft. It feels wonderful, but take note that the silkiness also means it'll catch lint or hair a bit easier than the toys with the more plastic feel. The ribs are about a half inch in thickness and cover the front of the toy, around and above the pointy clit stimulator. The texture is definitely fun to play with, and I encourage ladies to play with the ribs for clitoral stimulation- bumpy can be very, very good!

The toy is flexible, which makes for easy and very comfortable insertion. Even using Lia rough should promise to be a smooth ride, thanks to the silky, bendy design. As for odors, I couldn't smell a thing when removing it from the package for the first time, which is lovely for those who find that new-toy smell to be irritating.
    • Bumpy
    • Flexible
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

Lia is definitely great for beginner and moderate users alike. Even advanced users can find common ground, so long as size isn't an issue. Lia's insert-able length is about 4.5 inches, which is perfect for me as I'm small and prefer tinier toys, but I can see where some ladies might prefer a thicker more realistic length. The circumference is about 3.75''.

The clit stimulator is a thin pointed projection from the front of the toy, may frustrate girls who prefer something a bit thicker for their clit stimulation. Personally, I find thin to be a bonus, but many girls find it to be too tickly when used in that area. Also, tickle or no tickle, it's pretty sweet to have a rabbit toy that doesn't have a weird animal playing with my junk. I don't know about you, but having a lion lick me down there isn't really on my bucket list of sexual escapades.

Lia is very aesthetically pleasing, but VERY obvious in its function. Don't try to pass this toy off as anything but a toy or you'll be met with skepticism. The toy itself is about 8.75", so you can easily find somewhere to conceal Lia just don't forget to take the batteries out first! Storing a toy without removing the batteries first can cause corrosion which can damage both the toy and the batteries!
    • Advanced
    • Beginner
    • Whimsical / artistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

As stated before, Lia is used best for ladies looking for clitoral stimulation in their toys. After opening the pretty little box that came with it (the plastic container boasts 10 functions) I found that Lia only had two buttons, a power button in front, and a control button in back to choose which vibration set you prefer. The buttons are marked with a standard power symbol (circle with a line breaking through the bottom) and for the vibration button the symbol is a rod shape with two wobbly lines on either side of it. The vibrations are incredibly varied, so if you enjoy an occasional (or even frequent!) chance of pace with your toys, Lia will not disappoint. Personally, I'm a big fan of the constant vibes so I use the first three functions the most. The first three functions of the toy are your standard constant-buzzing vibration that goes up in power gradually each time you click the vibration button. Some rabbits come with a spinning function, but Lia does not. However much to my pleasant surprise the silicone is bendy, which makes it MUCH more comfortable than many other rabbits!

The pace of the vibrations can vary anywhere from the standard vibe to pulsating, throbbing, and whirring that almost seems to try to mimic the feeling of a tongue. Fun stuff! There's no better way to get to know your toy than by playing with the controls, and with Lia there seems to be plenty to explore. Lia is SO quiet it's a blessing, though the noise becomes more noticeable with on the stronger settings. That being said, covering Lia with a blanket will definitely smother any noise except through the thinnest of walls.
    • Discreet sound
    • Easy to use
    • Multiple settings

Care and Maintenance

This rabbit is made of silicone- HUGE BONUS for those of us who are very health conscious. Silicone repels bacteria and dirt, and is very easy to clean. For ladies (or men) intending to share this toy, make sure to clean it before using it again or with a new person. Toy safety can prevent infections, and there are few materials safer than silicone. I suggest cleaning it thoroughly with soap and warm water. Make sure to fill the little ribbed areas with soap and scrub accordingly, as sometimes lint can get trapped in tiny crevices of ribbed toys like Lia. Do NOT put Lia into the dishwasher, as it has mechanical components and CAN cease functioning if exposed to too much water. Sorry shower-lovers, Lia isn't completely waterproof.

Water-based lubricants should be used on silicone toys, so be sure that your lubricant-of-choice is compatible with this toy. As for storage, I highly suggest finding a toy-bag or box to prevent Lia from gathering lint while not in use. At 8.75 inches, Lia can be stored in a shoebox, an underwear drawer, or really anywhere your toys make their homes.

Lia requires two AA batteries; to insert them, unscrew the plastic portion of the toy (once removed, take note of the projections on the plastic end and the little L-shaped track on the toy itself. This is where you click it into place to lock it during play) and place them positive-side down inside of the toy. Click it back into place and turn on when ready. You'll also notice that within the buttons is an odd hole that goes straight through the toy. I can't imagine anyone sticking a chain in and wearing it as bling, but I suspect you can use it to hang the toy if you feel so inclined.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store
Follow-up commentary
In adjustment to my previous review, the toy IS waterproof! I ran the toy under a faucet with batteries on and the power kicking and found that it works perfectly fine. So feel free to bring Lia twin teaser in the shower, it will gladly accompany you and work wonders.

On the less positive side, the toy now makes this awful plastic-against-metal clacking sound when I put it on the lowest setting. However, on the medium-to-high settings it's back to its usual quiet self again. So, while it's a minor annoyance I still love this toy! Easy to clean, feels amazing, and is quiet (when it wants to be), and what with being able to take it in the shower, my Lia twin teaser won't be able to retire for a long time.
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  • kkizzee05
    Wonderful review
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    Thank you!
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    great review
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    thanks for taking the time to review!
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    great review i like this one
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