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EdenFantasysLike a big ol' cock-shaped Lite Brite peg!
The fact that it lights up of course doesn't alter the way it feels, it's just a gimmick. But it's a decent vibrator at a decent price.
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Pros
The shape is very pleasurable, varying widths with fake veins.
Cons
It's a little big for me: over 5" circumference (about 1 3/4" wide) where the vibrator is.
You know those cartoons where a character gets zapped by electricity and their whole body lights up and you can see their skeleton? When you stick the Radiant Lighted Penis in you, it's nothing like that. It's really more like, say, you wanted wieners to have dimmer switches, like your own sexy penis mood lighting. And it's not the whole shaft, just the tip, like a little insertable lighthouse.
Now, as to what good that's going to do anyone, I'm not sure. If it had a remote, well AWESOME, then I could keep the switch nearby, maybe 3M-mount it to my bedroom wall, and when it's lights-out and I'm feeling like a little sumthin-sumthin, hit the switch and see where my Radiant Lighted Penis wandered off to.
Were I to add some runway lights to my landing strip, my own Radiant Lighted 'Giney, then we'd be in business. I could give the RLP (Radiant Lighted Penis...keep up!) to a partner and in the dark, he could find his way to the hole. (Although let's face it, men seem to have built-in radar as to where the hole is. Maybe that's why they like golf. In fact, all sports have some element of "slipping one past the goalie", which is pretty much a summary of the average man's sex life. Coincidence?)
I suppose it could be useful as a flashlight in situations where dim lighting was called for. Perhaps sometimes you struggle to put key in keyhole. (Oh, you know I didn't mean it like THAT.) Moments like these, you'll wish your RDP was right in your purse. Sure, it's nice to have ANY vibrator nearby, but doesn't your ordinary garden-variety vibrator seem less useful by comparison? A bunch of these could make for an exceptionally spectacular Christmas tree.
Still, I think the primary use for the light-up bit is probably just that it looks neato. And the strength of the vibrations of the RLP didn't exactly rattle my teeth, although they were no slouch, either. I found its dynamic shape very sexy. It felt great in me--a little larger than is comfortable in my Special Lady Place--but definitely satisfying. For the price, fuggedabout the light up thing if you can't think of a good WHY as to that, and just note that it's a decent vibrator within that price range.
Anyhow, tonight I'm having it over for a candlelight dinner. Guess what I'm using as the candle?
Now, as to what good that's going to do anyone, I'm not sure. If it had a remote, well AWESOME, then I could keep the switch nearby, maybe 3M-mount it to my bedroom wall, and when it's lights-out and I'm feeling like a little sumthin-sumthin, hit the switch and see where my Radiant Lighted Penis wandered off to.
Were I to add some runway lights to my landing strip, my own Radiant Lighted 'Giney, then we'd be in business. I could give the RLP (Radiant Lighted Penis...keep up!) to a partner and in the dark, he could find his way to the hole. (Although let's face it, men seem to have built-in radar as to where the hole is. Maybe that's why they like golf. In fact, all sports have some element of "slipping one past the goalie", which is pretty much a summary of the average man's sex life. Coincidence?)
I suppose it could be useful as a flashlight in situations where dim lighting was called for. Perhaps sometimes you struggle to put key in keyhole. (Oh, you know I didn't mean it like THAT.) Moments like these, you'll wish your RDP was right in your purse. Sure, it's nice to have ANY vibrator nearby, but doesn't your ordinary garden-variety vibrator seem less useful by comparison? A bunch of these could make for an exceptionally spectacular Christmas tree.
Still, I think the primary use for the light-up bit is probably just that it looks neato. And the strength of the vibrations of the RLP didn't exactly rattle my teeth, although they were no slouch, either. I found its dynamic shape very sexy. It felt great in me--a little larger than is comfortable in my Special Lady Place--but definitely satisfying. For the price, fuggedabout the light up thing if you can't think of a good WHY as to that, and just note that it's a decent vibrator within that price range.
Anyhow, tonight I'm having it over for a candlelight dinner. Guess what I'm using as the candle?
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Thanks for your fun review, I did have a great chuckle reading this, but I kind of still feel a bit lost as to what this vibe actually has to offer apart from that light? Maybe think about putting a bit more in there about the noise level/vibration strength, the size and texture and cleaning info. For me it's most useful to get a run down of the sort of things you'd usually find out if you had it in your hands. -
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I agree with sundae, but this review had me completely lost, maybe try using the extended format to help cover all the info and still add your personality into the review. -
ajlq - your reviews always have me laughing - you have a great sense of humour! Your first two sentences almost made me spit out my morning coffee...I hope that you have a festive holiday season with the RLP! -
Hard substance with deep grooves means traditional cleaning methods don't work well on this. It's durable so a brush works well to get in the grooves. It's not waterproof and though it's jelly, it's not very soft or fleshlike. The light will of course impact the battery life but I've used it a number of times and they haven't weakened yet, so it doesn't effect a huge drain. It has no unpleasant smell or weird greasy feel. I can already see the sheath will come unsealed quickly but that won't affect use or shape in any way, it simply isn't glued well; it's otherwise very well made. The vibrating element is very large so about half of its insertable length shakes. -
LOL, I loved Lite Brite!
Very amusing review. Thanks for sharing!
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Nice review!
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Thanks for the review! -
LOL, but some more detail about what it is actually like would have been good. -
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Nice review, thanks
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