Radiant lighted penis - traditional vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by wrmbreze

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Radiant light fell flat

Overall, I felt that this was maybe not the toy for me. I need a vibe that has more intense vibrations than those that I got with this toy. Its girth is not something for a beginner to use as it will be uncomfortable. I enjoyed the length immensely and was able to work up to the thickness of the vibe. More intense vibrations would have made me so much happier with this toy. I am an intense vibration girl and this just didn't cut it with me.
length, veiny
its lighted, girth, harder to store, not strong enough
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


This vibrator is made to be inserted in the vagina. The veins on the vibrator help to stimulate the vagina more than a normal smooth vibe would. I think this toy is best for an advanced user who may be sensitive to vibrations. I think this vibe would be best used with a partner, so that you can lie back and enjoy the ride.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living

Material / Texture

The vibe is made of Crystalessence. It is not a very safe material but can be if you take proper care with your vibe. Crystalessence is made up of PVC and is non porous. The vibe is softer than I prefer. The softness was a hindrance in this case. I would have preferred a stiffer toy. The veins on the shaft of the vibe provided extra stimulation. The texture is one that I believe would work for a beginner but I think the vibe itself is too large for a beginner to use as a first time toy. This is definitely a size that you need to work up to. When you take it out of the package there is a strong rubbery odor that didn't go away even after I washed it several times.
    • Bumpy
    • Not porous at all
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

I really enjoyed the length of the vibe although it was a little wide for me to use comfortably at first. This toy would work better for an advanced user simply because of the size of the toy. It is not easy to hide nor would it be easy to travel with. Although the sound is discreet, someone is bound to notice you carrying around a bright red vibe so it would be best to have some kind of case to carry it in.

Insertable length:
1 3/4"
    • Realistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

The vibe is controlled through a dial on one end. It takes 2 AA batteries and when you close the battery compartment, turn the base left or right depending on the level you'd like to start with. The controls were convenient and easy to use. This toy wasn't very noisy to me at all, but I'd always advise using something like this in the comfort of your bedroom unless you and your partner live alone. I would give this toy 3 stars for the size and shape alone. It worked very well but was too wide for me to enjoy it as the start to my play. The vibrations were felt all over but were more concentrated towards the receiving end.
    • Discreet sound
    • Easy to use
    • Weak

Care and Maintenance

Products made of Crystalessence are best stored somewhere that it won't get dirty and pick up lint. I would suggest storing this in some sort of plastic bag to ensure that it doesn't pick up any debris. This vibe will be very easy to clean as long as it is stored properly between uses. I cleaned it several times with antibacterial soap before I used it and I recommend giving it a good rinse before using it again to get rid of any small particles it may have picked up while it was stored. The material is fine to use with water, oil or silicone based lubes. I am a new user of lubes so right now I only have water-based since most toys will work fine with it.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


The Radiant Lighted Penis arrived in a discreet shipping box. No one will realize what is inside unless you tell them. Upon opening the box I found the vibe was encased in a plastic clam-shell type container. It was very easy to get into and very easy to put the vibe back into to use as storage until I find some better way to store it. It isn't sturdy enough to be used as long term storage. The packaging wasn't very discreet, as it had a scantily clad woman on the insert. It came with instructions that were easy to read, but being someone who has used toys before I merely glance at it.
    • Not discreet

Personal comments

Personally, I felt in the end the radiant lighted penis just sort of fell flat. I enjoyed the length and probably will enjoy the width after many more repeated uses. The vibrations were not enough for me to use this toys as a means to "get off," although used in conjuction with my partner it works well for pushing me over the edge. I would have gotten so much more entertainment from this wonderful toy if it had more intense vibrations. I felt like the light was just for novelty value. It didn't affect the way I felt about the toy one way or the other. I feel like the energy spent making this a lighted toy would have been better spent make the vibrations more intense.


I had to make sure before we started anything to have somewhere that I could put it down when we moved from the toy stage so that I wouldn't be cleaning unnecessary lint and debris from it later. The veins were very useful in making the overall experience a good one. The shape of the toy felt very good but there were not enough vibrations vaginally to satisfy me. I loved the feel of it but the strong smell is kind of off-putting.
Follow-up commentary
I am sorry to say that I liked this toy less and less every time that I used it. It has started guzzling batteries. I have changed the batteries at least 4 times since I got this and the last time with brand new batteries I didn't even get 1 hour of use from it. It is very disappointing to say the least.
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  • Diabolical Kitty
    Nice review. Sadly I have the material. This isn't going on my wishlist.
  • butterflygirlxo
    Nice review! Glad to see that the size is not for beginners I'm looking for a beginners toy!
  • Secret Pleasure
    Good Job
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