Loud and buzzy

I originally purchased this toy as an intro into the world of g-spot stimulation. Sadly, I haven't delved very far into this world as I can barely stand to use this toy. It's bulky, loud, and feels uncomfortable when inserted.

This toy, as the name so aptly suggests, is meant to be a g-spot stimulator. For those of you (me included) who are new to g-spot toys, the toy is inserted into the vagina with the rounded extension pressing up against your g-spot (about 2-2.5 inches into your vagina, on the vaginal ceiling, near your navel).

The rounded tip could also be pressed against the clitoris or perineum as the vibrations are decently strong. I would not suggest this toy be used for anal use as there is no flared base and doing so would probably end in a jaunt to the emergency room and an embarrassing conversation about insertables.

The material is a shiny pink plastic that feels smooth on the hands but not so much on your goodies. I found that it had considerable drag when I inserted it, to the point that it was pulling uncomfortably on me. You'll probably need some lube for this one.

On the upside, it is odorless, tasteless, and doesn't pick up lint or debris easily.

Be advised that this toy is probably going to be bigger than you're thinking. Here are the basic specs:

Full length: 5 inches
Diameter at widest point: 1 1/4 inches
Diameter at thinnest point: About 3/4 inch (a little less)
Length of g-spot stimulator (nubby protrusion): 1/2 inch from base

While this may not sound too big, I found that it was hard to insert due to the material texture and the diameter of the toy (my vagina is pretty tight, this thing did not want to go in without a fight).

Even after I had managed to insert it (with help from my partner), I felt like the g-spot stimulator was too long. It pressed too far into my vaginal wall to the point that it was uncomfortable. To be fair, this could very well be because I'm inexperienced with g-spot play. It wouldn't surprise me if a woman with more experience in this area did not have the same trouble that I did.

There is also a large, visible gap between the two halves of the toy (it splits apart for you to put the battery in). I was able to feel this when the toy was inserted, which was a less than pleasurable sensation.

One other problem I had with the design was the printed labels on the battery cap telling you which direction is on, off, or opening the battery cap. Apparently, the ink used here is not resistant to liquid as my vaginal secretions literally wiped them off. Yes, I find this incredibly creepy. Same goes for the pink color of the toy; parts of it have been rubbed off to reveal the plastic underneath.

The functions on this toy are simple: it's either off or on. Not good for those who need to tease themselves or who want to build up the intensity.

The vibration itself is intense but very buzzy. You're going to feel this throughout the entire toy, not just the tip. This might be good for some, but I found it more annoying than pleasurable. If you plan on using this toy externally, be forewarned that you'll get a lot of vibrations in your hand, and it will probably cause some numbness or lack of sensation.

As for the noise: this toy sounds like a small airplane. I'm not kidding. It is ridiculous how much noise this thing makes. If you have roommates or thin walls, people are going to hear this one. It will possibly also scare away pets and significant others.

I haven't tried this toy in water mostly because I doubt that it will last in water. The fact that the ink wasn't waterproof and the gap in the two halves suggests to me that water usage wasn't really kept in mind when this toy was made.

Care for this toy isn't too difficult, thankfully. Wiping the ends with soap and water will get the job done, just be sure to avoid the aforementioned gap between pieces. Remember to take the battery out when you wash and store it.

The package is generic hard, clear plastic. No instructions andd not really able to be reused.

I really can't get over the paint dissolving/rubbing off when coming in contact with vaginal fluids. Something about that is inherently disconcerting.

I tried using this toy by myself unsuccessfully before I tried using it with my partner (who is basically a sex guru and an expert in all sorts of pleasures). He helped me insert the toy and told me I was supposed to feel the tip facing towards the ceiling, to which I responded, "But that feels weird!" Even with the toy fully inserted, the vibrations were ridiculously loud. The toy stayed in for about two minutes before I asked him to remove it.