Not just a vibrator, but not quite a dildo, this toy fits a different category and therefore fit me in a whole new way.

I enjoyed the Hand Free Micro Clitoral Tickler (HFMCT) not only for its soft and inviting jelly body, but also for its versatility and non-threatening demeanor.

I remember the first time I ever saw a dildo; I was thirteen and had snuck into a sex shop with my three friends. Curious as ever, I looked at every toy in the store and stood in shock and horror upon my discovery of... the dildo. Therefore, when I read the name of this toy, my mind was immediately taken back to those days of prepubescent curiosity. Luckily, upon opening the box, the feelings of shock and horror that I experienced years ago did not return to me. But rather, it reminded me of youth and sexual innocence. So, if you're looking for kinky porn star sex, this is not the toy for you. But if you are ready to relax on the couch and pop in a romantic, but R-rated, DVD, and begin buzzing, then this is more up your alley.

The system consists of a micro bullet that fits snugly inside a soft jelly penis-type thing. It's small, but effective if you know how to use smaller equipment. The vibrator has two settings: powerful and even more powerful. I couldn't imagine using the bullet by itself, but I was glad it was powerful enough to be easily and comfortably felt, even to the end of the attachment.

What I loved most about the HFMCT was its appearance: small, purple, and oddly adorable. What I liked least about the HFMCT was the amount of noise it made (it sounded like I was holding a swarm of bees under the covers). I was also disappointed by its limitations. No matter how much my creative juices flowed, I just couldn't think of many fun and interesting ways to use this device (although I did spell out the chorus to my favorite song, and that was quite fun).

Overall I would say the HFMCT is worth the 25 bucks, but my advice would be to save a little extra and buy something more satisfying.