Crystal chic vibe - bullet vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by SexyLilPixi

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The Crystal Chic looked so perfect, but I was left a little disappointed. Let that be a lesson to really take into consideration what you read in a review about unfavorable features of a toy before purchasing on a whim, no matter how great something "looks."
Long length for a bullet, rounded tip, smooth, pretty
Noisy, seriously high-pitched vibrations, very numbing on the fingers
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
I figured I had found my perfect bullet in the Crystal Chic. I was looking for something a bit longer than your average bullet, more rounded at the tip, and pretty all at the same time.

What I didn't realize was how I should have listened to the other reviews I read that clearly stated this bullet is extremely high pitched past the lowest setting and almost unbearably numbing/itchy to the fingers, which is downright distracting combined with its seriously high-pitched sounds. I liked the looks of it too much to deny it, but lesson learned.

Regardless of those features, it actually does get the job done for me and doesn't require hardly any movement at all if that's what you look for in a bullet vibe. The orgasms are fast and strong, but I definitely enjoy the deeper vibrations of my Crystal High Intensity bullet a lot more, even though that particular bullet requires a bit more motion to get the job done. Because this toy has such high pitched, buzzy (but strong) vibrations, I don't think it would be good for someone with an overly sensitive clit.

At 5 inches in length and 1/2 inch in diameter, I do like how you can hold it like a wand. It works great lying on its side as well as using more pinpoint stimulation with the rounded tip, though holding it on its side provides a stronger vibration and probably wouldn't be too pleasing for an overly sensitive clit either.

It is waterproof, but I haven't given it the test yet. It is PU-coated plastic, so it's firm but has a soft, velvety feel to it with a bit of drag, so it's not super slick like your average plastic bullet either. You can't sterilize it, so it's best cleaned with warm water and soap or a toy cleaner, and it can be used with both water and silicone-based lubes.

This toy would not be good for anyone who is looking for discreet sound or who hates itchy fingers.

However, if you don't mind the itchy fingers and sound isn't of concern and you want something a bit longer than your average bullet, it may be the bullet vibe for you.
Follow-up commentary
I've given it some more tries, but nothing's going to change how itchy, buzzy, and straight-up unpleasant playing with this toy is for me, which is such a disappointment because it's so cute and pretty and an ideal length for a bullet vibe.
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My Crystal chic vibe tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Solo
    • Teasing
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • Genitals
    • Nipples
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  • Purpleladybug
    Thanks for the review!!
  • DeeDaw
    nice review.
  • tits only
    Nice job
  • Lady Neshamah
    thanks for the review
  • ToyGurl
    I figured this one would itch the hell out of my fingers! Great review
  • SexyLilPixi
    Yeah, for me it's one of those that looks great before you buy it, but then ends up in the toy box graveyard. JimmyJane Little Chroma seems worth looking into if you're looking for a longer bullet type vibe.
  • The Curious Couple
    Great job, thanks for sharing!
  • Kate
    great review, thanks for sharing. this one wasn't strong enough for me so i think i was originally distracted by how pretty it is and then it didn't really deliver power wise for me
  • Jon S
    ty for the review
  • dbm6907
    Thank you for the review!
  • Positwist
    Itchy sounds unpleasant. I think I'll look into the high intensity instead. Thanks!
  • queergaze
    Thanks for your review!
  • Bullfroggy and Rose
    thanks for the review
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