The Oh Nurse Kit by Doc Johnson is something that I wanted to review for strictly professional purposes. Outfits, costumes, and roleplay have become a very important part of my daily routine. I work as a live cam model, and having something different is always a good thing. The first time I wore this on site, I made extra profits that were surely due to me playing the role as the "naughty nurse".

The kit comes with a variety of items. There is a nurse's hat, white g-string, white fishnet stockings, massage oil, red body paint, a 7" Elite massager, and a 90 day product warranty. (The warranty is a major plus) So for $25.99 this kit really is a great deal. But as I always try to remember... this much for 25 bucks has to be a cheap product. Most of the items are low grade items, so don't expect then to last forever, however the costume is nylon and very stretchy so it should last a good amount of time if taken care of.

The massage oil is called Love Garden Sensual Massage Oil. The bottle is 2 fl. oz and comes in a very light caramel color. The oil itself is more like soap water. It rubs in instantly and actually leaves no greasiness on the skin. I don't think it is possible to use this for a massage. It just isn't going to happen. The scent is also not great. It reminds me of dishwater and vinegar. Not very pleasant at all, especially for partner play. I don't think it is appealing at all. I used half the bottle to provide a review, and tossed the rest.

The red body paint was a lot of fun. I would imagine that it is intended to be used for role playing "wounds", but I did not use it that way. Instead I used a small paintbrush and painted words on my body while working, and that worked quite well. I leave it on for about an hour at a time and then wash it off with warm soapy water. It did leave a light red tint on my skin after an hour, so I would rush to clean this off as soon as play is over. Also it is red, it will stain, and so watch out! The paint itself did not include any details such as ingredients.

The 7" Elite Massager looks like one of those vibrators from about 15 years ago. It is very basic, ribbed and pointed plastic. The odd thing that I really don't like about it is the battery type. C batteries. Hmmm... I don't think I own any other toy that takes C batteries. So I really don't care for that. Also plastic isn't a fun material for me at all when buying sex toys, but I chose this kit for the outfit, and not the vibrator. So I can't complain too much. I will use it as a back massager, but not as a vibrator. It has an insertable length of 6 inches and a diameter or 1.25 inches. It is loud also. Most plastic toys are, and expect nothing less from this one. The power is on a dial base, and can get some umph. It is powered by those HUGE C batteries after all. It also is very easy to clean. Rub it down with some alcohol after each use and toss it in your toy box. Pretty simple. Included with the massager is a battery instruction sheet, just in case you can't figure it out.

Now the main item, the Nurse Outfit. It is very simple. And I was amused at the model on the box. She is one hot chick promoting this item, but she isn't wearing a single item in the box. The outfit is white fishnet stockings that fit me well. I weigh about 125 lbs and the stockings fit me just right. They are white, so watch out with staining. Bleach or iron can't be used on them. I wash them out with cold water and then air dry them. There is a g string thong that is made of nylon. It is one size, and really does stretch well. I think it would fit most. The panties do state to machine wash, but it is nylon. So I wouldn't. I wash mine in warm soapy water and then air dry them. The last part of the outfit is the nurse's hat, which is also made of nylon. It stays put on my head, and works well with the outfit. It is nylon also and can be cleaned the same as the g-string.

The Oh Nurse kit is inexpensive and probably more ideal for a short life span. The material is cheaply made and will not last. But for an affordable price, it still is worth for a few times of fun. Plus you get a vibrator and body paint with it. I no longer play with this set. I used it for a good month and then let it reside in a drawer. I think it is just one of those things that you get a little fun out of, and then it's gone.