It's big! It's Pink! It vibrates! Wheee! That's what I thought when I ordered the Power Bunny. Unfortunately, it fell short of my expectations. The first thing I thought when I opened the package: "Brand new shower curtain!" That's what this toy smells like. Strongly. Ugh. I washed it with toy cleaner and then several times with antibacterial soap and water trying to get rid of the smell, but it didn't work. To be honest, I wasn't sure I was gonna be able to write this review. The smell alone was almost enough to make me lose interest completely. I gave it a few days to air out, staring it down occasionally. I swear it gave me the stink eye on Friday night. I was interested to see what it felt like, but not sure I ever wanted something that smelled like that in or near my lady bits...

Finally the smell had lessened enough for me to pick it up again. I washed it again, and put a condom on each part and got down to business. (TPR is somewhat porous and can't be sterilized. Even though I don't plan on sharing this toy, I like to cover anything I can't boil.)

I snuggled up with my Power Bunny and an erotic audiobook. This toy is LOUD! Easily heard through the covers and I suspect that my neighbor is glad he had his TV on, or I bet he would have heard it through the thin walls of my apartment. The sound was a bit distracting since I was trying to enjoy a little audio-erotica. The motors themselves don't make much noise, but the fairly cheap construction of the toy makes it so the batteries rattle around a bit. The button of the "EZ-Push Button Controller Cap" also vibrates loudly. What can one expect, though, for a dual action vibrator that costs under $30? The way it's designed, it's also too easy to push the button if you're trying to get more penetration than 3 inches. The button is on the end, so you have to wrap your hand around the outside of the end, which can be difficult if you're really wet or have lube on your hand. The packaging says there are "5 Functions of Vibration, Pulsation & Escalation with Integrated Dual Motors". I didn't believe it until the third try (more if you count the time I spent pondering whether or not this thing was ever going to get in my pants). At first I could only distinguish between Low, High, and Pulse. The other two variations are so subtle as to be nearly unnoticeable. They can best be described as (between High and Pulse) the bunny motor starting up, and then the shaft motor joining in, and and them escalating a little, and (after Pulse) Shaft, bunny, bunny pattern.

The experience of the Power Bunny doesn't get too much better from here. I found the vibration to be okay when I used the back of the bunny on my outer lips and clit. But when I went to insert it, I found that its design doesn't work well with my particular anatomy. The toy has this nice bulge at the base of the shaft that is covered with little nubs, and I was very much looking forward to that part, but found that the ears of the bunny were too long for this to happen. I tried moving it around, bending the clitoral attachment so it wasn't in the way, tried different positions of my body, and it just didn't get far enough away for it to happen. The only way I can get to the nubby part is by swiveling the thing around so that the clitoral stimulator out of the way entirely. If you're going to do that, what's the point of a dual action vibrator? That said, I found the 1.5" head, 1.25" shaft and 1.75" bulbous part sufficiently girthy. I imagine some women are able to get this to work for them, but I like fairly deep penetration and I could only get about three inches before the damn bunny got in the way. The ears are fairly firm and I found them a little pokey. After a few minutes of trying to make it work, I get sore. I suspect it might work better for me if not for the ears, which are roughly an inch long. I've tried it three times and each time it helps me to get warmed up, but ultimately, I have to put it down in favor of my favorite dildo and a bullet vibe. The Power Bunny has not gotten me off even once.

I am always a bit conservative with toys that claim to be waterproof, and have not submerged this completely. It didn't get any water inside from thorough washings under the tap, though. I'm a little afraid that water might leak in where the "EZ-Push Button" is. I try to keep that part out of the water. I have also not found any use for the "Handy Nylon Cord".

Well, I take it out periodically hoping I'll change my mind, but I still don't like it. I did manage to get off with it once. Once. Out of probably six times using it. Not worth my time.