Jack rabbit - rabbit vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by megganmarie

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Not worth jack...

When Jack's head hit my g spot, the rabbit ears were nowhere near my clitoris. It was impossible to line them both up. What happened to my dreams of simultaneous stimulation?
Aesthetically pleasing. Nice clitoral stimulation.
Disproportionate. Impossible to achieve simultaneous stimulation.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
I remember my first mental encounter with this toy. I was watching Sex in the City when the girls first learned of Mr. Rabbit. I know immediately that I had to get my hands on one of these fast. I quickly got online and made my first purchase from Eden Fantasy.

I waited impatiently for a week, until that one glorious day when I received my discreet, plain, brown, package. My eyes lit up when I realized what had come. I grabbed my package and quickly ran to my room, grabbing batteries on the way. I ripped open the box, tore apart the package, and popped the batteries in. That first hum was music to my ears. I remember thinking, "This is what it's all about. This is what I've been waiting for. This is my key to ultimate happiness and satisfaction."

I quickly got to work on my insatiable desires. I inserted the rabbit into my vajay-jay expecting immediate gratification. What happened next was far from what I'd been imagining for the past week. When Jack's head hit my g spot, the rabbit ears were nowhere near my clitoris. It was impossible to line them both up. I expected serious rotation and pleasure from the pearls in the shaft, and what I was experiencing was so far from that. It didn't feel right. It hardly felt good at all. I couldn't help but think, "What's wrong with me? Am I disproportionate? This can't be right! What is wrong with me?!"

I tried over and over again and never could get both parts to hit the right spots at the same time. Reluctantly, I finally realized that this toy was not for me. I could either use it as a clitoris stimulator or as a g spot stimulator, but never as both simultaneously. I was heartbroken and sick to my stomach. All of my hopes and dreams of the perfect sex toy shattered around me. I put Jack in my drawer and gave up on the lifelong romance I had planned out in my head.

Every now and then, I still pull him out and give him just one more try, but to my dismay, he is still not what I expected. To my disappointment, one size does not fit all.
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