Oh so soft, oh so slim, but oh so not powerful!

This sexy, abstract jelly has all the looks and features to be hot-hot-hot, but for the experienced user it just doesn't deliver the aggressive stimulation. However, it is highly recommended for those who like soft stimulation or are making their first venture in vibrator use and want a non-aggressive stylish toy.
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Pros
Waterproof, pliable, abstract design, with a fantastic little cup, and sensitive stimulation.
Cons
Minimal variance in intensity & too much flexibility w/o any element of rigidity.
Rating by reviewer:
2
useful review
Oh so soft, oh so slim, but oh so not powerful! This vibe offers the perfect scoop for the beginner in need of pleasure. This waterproof, 3-speed super-flexible vibrator with a unique cup shaped tip has the potential of being the next best thing with its slim sculptured abstract design, but it just doesn't deliver. The 2 AAA powered bullet is located just below the scooped head of this phthalates-free jelly vibe, and the added benefit of the clitifying nub combine for the basis of good stimulation. But, unfortunately, the combination of the slenderness of the vibe and the minimal vibrations found just don't bring to the table what I was desiring.

I've done reviews based on products that I have purchased on my own, but this was to be my first assignment, so you can imagine my excitement when the package arrived! The packaging was very standard and reminiscent of what you expect a traditional vibrator to come in; nothing fancy or fun. We opened it ASAP and placed batteries in what appeared to be a logical manor, grabbed the bottle of Pink Water, and snuggled in to explore.

How could anyone not be thrilled by one of the sexiest vibes we had ever seen!?!? After turning it on, it provided a low hum, and a slight vibratory pattern. After pushing the button on the base several times we realized that it would neither change speeds or shut-off. We tried varying the position of the batteries with any change, but oh well – turning off wasn't what we were really looking for. At 9 ½ “ in length (5 ½” of that insertable), and being made of a pliable jelly with the bullet right below this fascinating cup, it was a must try, and the suspense was brutal - even though the diameter was a mere 3 ¾ “.

For starters, externally, it provided mild to moderate stimulation. It was very enjoyable, so we opted for penetration which definitely required a little Pink Water due to pliability. There were definitely some moments when that little cup of wonder was in the right spot, but any additional pressure or movement would just relocate it in a different direction – and then all of a sudden it stopped. It appeared, in the first 10 minutes of use, the wire that connects the shaft to the bullet had broken away. What a disappointment. The exchange process, however, was fantastic, and a new one was soon on its way – YAY!

Round two – unfortunately didn't really produce any significant new benefits, but it did maintain in working order.

Further use found some alternative methods of superior use including testicular stimulation for him in a girl on top move – the 9 1/2 “ of length was actually perfect for the reach around of stimulation, and good shower foreplay, but it just doesn't produce results on its own.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: TinyTease
    I always thought the spoon shaped vibes were meant for clitoral play - I never even thought of using it for insertion. I would imagine it would do just what you described, and move around a lot. Do the speeds vary at all?
  • Contributor: b0xergirliegirl
    Just using it for clitoral play was what I had always thought too, but in talking with a couple friends they had suggested the fantastic sensation with insertion if you can get it cupped in the right spot. I don't notice any variation in the speeds, but I also still have trouble even with the replacement getting it to turn off with the push button switch, so I'm just not sure if it's really that subtle or if it's just not working quite right.
  • Contributor: lamira
    Thanks for the review!!
  • Contributor: salaciousrex
    Great review!
  • Contributor: K101
    AW! What a disappointment! Most cal exotic toys are for me though. Still I was so hoping this one would be good. It looks just stunning! I hate that you had all that awful trouble to go through just for a low quality toy. I've had 2 cal exotic toys break on me! They must be cheaply made.

    I did enjoy reading your review though and found it to be very helpful. I'm glad you were so honest in it that way other's won't waste their money if it doesn't seem to match their standards.
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