Clitoral vibrator discontinued
by Nasstoys

Ouch! More Than a Little Painful

The Illusion Contour by Nasstoys is a disappointing clit vibe that delivers weak buzzy vibrations. The toy's hard, pink, unforgiving plastic and its battery guzzling tendencies will provide you with a frustrating night and a sore clit.
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Pros
Easy to Clean, Discreet Design
Cons
Barely Vibrates, Only Three Settings, Difficult to Obtain 1.5 Volt Batteries
Rating by reviewer:
1
extremely useful review

Use

This little vibe was primarily created for clit stimulation. The toy also works to stimulate other areas of the body with teasing vibrations. It doesn't have a sturdy handhold so it doesn't seem safe to use internally. It may be used in solo or with a partner.
    • Solo

Material / Texture

This bright pink vibe is hard to the touch and shiny smooth. There is no rough or sticky texture to the toy and it has no drag at all. The hardness of the plastic seems best suited for experienced toy users. It is heavy, hard and could easily hurt an inexperienced user's clit.

The Illusion is not at all porous and does not have any odor. None of its parts are flexible or soft.
    • Not porous at all

Design / Shape / Size

The Illusion is shaped like a huge kidney bean. It is 3.5 inches long and fits into the curvature of a palm. The concave portion contains a jutting notch which is designed to press into your vaginal opening and hook into your clit. The toy fit me fairly well.

The sex toy is very intimidating and looks nothing like a penis or any other recognizable body part.

The Illusion is very discreet and it looks more like a case to carry something in than a vibrator.
    • Discreet look/design
    • Futuristic

Functions / Performance / Controls

The vibrations of this toy are located in the widest part, around the notch. The vibrations are extremely soft. I was expecting harder vibrations, since it was such a hard material and used a strange 1.5 volt battery. The controls are in the form of a single button on the end and bottom of the toy. The button clicks the toy on and off and through a hard and soft vibration.
The hardest of vibrations this toy can perform is comparable to cell phone vibrations. They aren't extremely hard or noticeable, but they are buzzy and constant.
    • Battery guzzler

Care and Maintenance

This toy is very easy to clean, as the texture is smooth and does not encourage the clinging of lint or dust. The battery compartment's opening is the only place that would encourage the growth of bacteria.

There are many ways to clean the Illusion:
-use a bleach 10% and water 90% solution to clean
-Scrub with warm water and soap
-Use toy wipes (Eden Fantasy wipes) to wipe down after use

This toy should not be boiled or completely submerged as the battery compartment could get wet.

The Illusion can be used in conjunction with other toys and any other forms of lube. Silicone lube IS safe to use with the Illusion.

I store mine in a plastic sandwich bag inside a dark, cool drawer. This stops the toy from being exposed to humidity and bacteria.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

The Contour's packaging is simplistic and cute. The transparent box is barely larger than the toy itself and has pink writing describing the Illusion's functions.



This packaging would look cute and unintimidating for a bachelorette or fun novelty present.
    • Would make a nice gift

Personal comments

I am able to orgasm quite easily with clitoral stimulus, but the Illusion has yet to make me orgasm even once.The vibrations are very weak. The hard plastic is uncomfortable and hard to rock against without feeling like I am grinding on a rock. The Illusion frustrates me and all its good points: easy to clean, interesting and discrete shape, are useless when I don't want to use the toy to begin with.
Follow-up commentary
This has found a home inside a bag of give away toys. The hard plastic is very uncomfortable and I think only those with an iron clit could use this toy.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: Curiouscat
    Nice review, Sorry it wasn't so good! D:
  • Contributor: K101
    Great review! I wondered how well this would fit "down there". Lol. You done a great job explaining it! It sounds kind of nice, but I wish it were softer Thanks for all the details though. I wish it would have been more pleasing for ya. I think I'll go ahead and just go for Zini Deux. Looks nicer and I love this sort of shape. I sure hope Deux's vibrations are nice. It's hard to find vibes that have a neat shape like this.
  • Contributor: Zombirella
    I was wondering what the 'hump' in the middle was for. Thanks for explaining the use of it. I don't think I'd like this toy.
  • Contributor: Sally Forth
    Thanks for the info, nice review! Doesn't sound like something that'd work for me either, if for n reason other than the smooth texture. I like something with a bit of drag.
  • Contributor: mpfm
    Thanks for the review. It's an unusual shape. Too bad the vibrations aren't stronger.
  • Contributor: ConnerJay
    What an odd shape, thanks for the review and the heads up on the sucky vibrations!
  • Contributor: CRAZYSEXYONE
    nice review
  • Contributor: SkylarrStarr
    Thanks for an informative review! I don't think this one is for me.
  • Contributor: P'Gell
    Thanks for the review. Bummer it isn't stronger. Nasstoys Pocket Rocket, the Ultimate Massager is the strongest pocket rocket on the market that I know of. Too bad this one was a miss.

    A hint for pics: I like to take a picture of toys next to something common, like a quarter, a pencil, an apple, even your hand or even next to a tape measure so people will know what intuitively how large the toy is.

    Thanks for the review.
  • Contributor: Madsinner
    Thanks for the review.
  • Contributor: travelnurse
    Thanks for the info!!
  • Contributor: TransMarc
    I'd hate this toy. I already have on that hurts me, and it was one I was most enthusiast about when I bought it Thanks for this very useful, flesh and money saving review!
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