Egg - egg vibrator by Doc Johnson - review by Mystic

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Over Easy or Lightly Scrambled? Both!

All in all I really like this egg, the vibrations are strong enough for experienced users, yet not too strong for beginners to enjoy. It is versatile, inexpensive and just an all around great addition to any toy collection.
Quiet, Strong Vibrations, Discreet and Inexpensive
Not waterproof
Cord could be longer for couples play
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


Beginners and experienced users alike will like this egg. It can be used alone or with a traditional vibe for solo, couple or group play. While good for clitoral or vaginal stimulation, I would not recommend it for anal insertion as trying to remove it might cause the cord to break and unhappy times ensue, although using it along the outside can produce some very nice sensations.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Group situations
    • Solo
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris

Material / Texture

Made of hard plastic, it is very smooth, having none of the ridges you see in some bullet types. Immediately out of the package it had no odor whatsoever. It is non-porous, phthalates and latex free as well as hypo allergenic.
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

Shaped like an actual egg, it is 2 inches long, 3 1/2 inches around and 1 1/4 inches across the middle. The size and shape are perfect for beginners and advanced users alike. Also great for not getting in the way during sex with a partner. Just be careful not to get tangled in the cord! It is very discreet and can be hidden almost anywhere. As for being suitable for travel, it can make an ordinarily boring road trip very enjoyable.
    • Beginner
    • Discreet look/design
    • Partner play

Functions / Performance / Controls

It has strong vibrations in the egg, that can easily be adjusted with the easy to reach thumb wheel on the side. It is very quiet and definitely can not be heard through a door and can only barely be heard under covers if the room is totally silent. I have heard mosquitoes that were louder than this gem. The strength of the vibrations were a very nice surprise as I was used to the smaller bullets.

Uses 2 AA batteries that are not included.
    • Discreet sound
    • Easy to use
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

Caring for this baby is easy as can be. Simply wash with soap and water or wipe down with alcohol and store. Being plastic it is compatible with water, oil as well as silicone based lubes.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


It comes packaged in a simple plastic tray inside the box that could easily be used for storage. If giving as a gift, it would need to be disguised somehow because there is a picture on the front that leaves absolutely nothing to the imagination.
    • Good for storage
    • Not discreet
    • Would make a nice gift

Personal comments

The couple minor things I dislike about it, in no way makes me love this little buddy any less, as the saying goes, nothing is perfect.


Having had experience with bullets in the past, I decided to buy this online, thinking they were all pretty much the same. The day it arrived, I tried it out and boy was I wrong. I like strong vibrations all at once, and at times kinda as a self surprise. Well, this innocent looking egg gave me much more than I bargained for, it almost took my breath away and my body froze when I turned it on and straight to high. I turned it off faster than I had turned it on and burst into giggles. My boyfriend at the time had walked into the room and said the look on my face was priceless. Once I got better acquainted with it, the egg became one of my favorites as well as his. He liked to try to surprise me with it when I was sleeping, he never tried it again, after I woke him up one day with it nestled gently between his legs. It will always have a place in my collection and I will always have the memory of the day a sex toy made me freeze with pleasure.
Follow-up commentary
Still a favorite, although I think next time I buy I will get two, since it really doesn't give much warning when it is about to die; sometimes it just stops working.
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