Paris duckie - massager by Big Teaze Toys - review by MorningGlory

Paris duckie

Massager by Big Teaze Toys

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Paris Duckie, you're the one! You make my life so much fun!

With the exception of the bottom heavy floating skills, Paris Duckie is fabulous and every woman should own one. Strong, easy to take care of and truly a diva, Paris Duckie will find a way into your heart, your home and your bathtub!
Hard vibrations. Discreet look. Super adorable. Waterproof. Travels well.
Doesn't float well. Quite loud. Need screwdriver to open battery compartment.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


For such a cute and small massager, this duck packs a good vibe. From the moment you turn her on, hard vibrations run throughout her. Now don’t be mistaken, this is not a vibrator, it is a massager. Use her to work out those intense muscle spasms and kinks throughout your neck, back, arms and legs. Of course, it goes without saying that Paris Duckie can be used as a more intimate massager. Use her for external use only, clitoris and nipple. Anyone can use this little lady, but she should stick pretty close to home. Feel free to bring Paris Duckie in the bathtub, pool, or hot tub as she is waterproof. Be prepared though, she will float like a bottom heavy duck.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
    • Gag gift
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
    • Waterproof
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

Paris Duckie is made of plastic and has a very smooth feel to her. Her boa is simply feathers and should be removed if using her in water. It’s non-porous and is phthalate-free, not to mention hypoallergenic and latex free! Due to her curved shape, her carved wings, and delicate bill, you are able to use every inch of Paris Duckie and are able to find which part of her suits you best.
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

Paris Duckie is discreet looking enough that she can travel anywhere with you. You can add her on the shelf along with the other rubber ducks and no one would know the difference. She's a great size and is absolutely beautiful with her boa and Swarovski crystal in her beak. The on/off switch is a little hard to work and is definitely harder to work while she's going.
    • Beginner
    • Discreet look/design
    • Whimsical / artistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

Vibrations are found throughout the entire Paris Duckie. This is a bonus because you can use every single part of her depending on your preferences. I must own an older model because for mine, the controls are found underneath the duck but aren't the easiest to use as you need to use your fingernails or a screwdriver to turn the On/Off switch and open the battery compartment, whereas newer models are simply pressure activated and controls can be found on her back. Again, because of my older model, Paris Duckie takes one AAA battery while newer ones seem to take two AA batteries. The battery is easy to insert but hard to get out. Paris Duckie is waterproof and can turn those bubble baths into quite the fun alone time. However, don't expect Paris Duckie to float on top of the water like a real duck would. Her back end is heavy enough to sink down into the water. Paris Duckie is a little on the noisy side but she's off the hook considering she gives a better massage than a sexy Swedish Masseur.
    • Easy to use
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

Keep Paris Duckie where ever you want! Because of her hard plastic body, she doesn't attract crazy dust/air particles. Give her a wash down with hot water and antibacterial soap or give her a wipe down with isopropyl alcohol. If using any type of lubricant with Paris Duckie, stick to water, oil or silicone based ones.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Personal comments

I think Paris Duckie is absolutely precious and works amazingly well. It took me about a year to put batteries in her because I couldn't imagine actually using her. Definitely a must have for anyone who needs a good and portable massager. I was disappointed in Paris Duckie’s floating skills.


Paris Duckie did wonders for my neck. I woke up with a crazy kink where I would normally have to take several pills to make it even slightly better. Paris Duckie did the trick in just ten minutes. She travels with me almost everywhere and was discreet enough that she was a mascot of sorts when I met friends from the internet for the first time!
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  • Porfiriato
    Very cute!
  • Destri
    love the feather boa
  • darthkitt3n
    It's good the feather boa can be removed. I would hate having to use this otherwise. Great review!
  • MorningGlory
    @ Porfiriato - She is, isn't she?

    @ Destri - I thought it was a cute touch.

    @ darthkitt3n - Yes, it's completely removable. It's definitely not an accessory you want anywhere near water. It will ruin the boa.
  • Airekah
    Thanks for the Review
  • P'Gell
    Thank your for the good review. Very cute duck.
  • Jobthingy
    Great job on this one
  • fghjkl
    I had been wondering about the boa/water situation when I saw this one haha Thanks for the review!
  • Airen Wolf
    These little guys are so damn cute!
  • Pandahb
    They remind me of drag queens for some reason...Nice review
  • C4ss
    Thanks for the review.
    The ducks are cute.
  • Beaners
    Aw I'm sad to hear this doesn't float well. That would be awesome.
  • cobiffle
    Very nice review
  • Princess-Kayla ?
    Thanks for the review
  • pinkzombie
    Very nice review!
  • cocomo
    great review thanks!
  • Apirka
    Excellent review, thanks for sharing
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