Le Réve massager - g-spot vibrator discontinued by Pipedream - review by Heartthrob

The Le Reve Multi-Speed Massager, while bearing a French name, looks more like something you'd find on an African Safari. Well, at least on one of the animals you'd see. Now no, this doesn't look like some sort of animal penis, instead it looks like a finely polished elephant tusk. In fact, it's shaped exactly like a tusk. If friends or family chanced upon this, they might have to take a double take to figure out what it really is. So, what is the Le Reve besides a good looking tusk replica? It's a g spot vibrator. Well, at least, that's what it is supposed to be. The simple truth is, a tusk just doesn't work all that well for g spot stimulation. Even so, it does stimulate the g spot sometimes, and is also decent for clit stimulation. Unfortunately, it is difficult to hold due to its intense curved shape and is probably only suited to those who have strong hands. Don't stop reading yet, even though the Le Reve is not gifted when it comes to g spot stimulation it somehow produces very strong orgasms.

The Le Reve is made out of hard, smooth plastic. Mine is white, which is why I believe it looks like a tusk. Because the vibe is made of plastic it is odorless and tasteless. Two big pluses! Even so, you probably won't be putting this in your mouth a lot. The curve of this toy is very pronounced and when inserted in the mouth will painfully jab the roof of your mouth. Suck with care.

Hard plastic makes for a smooth often friction free ride with most toys. Now, the Le Reve is smooth. In fact, it's the smoothest toy I own, but it is far from friction free. Be sure to have a lot of lube on hand when playing with this toy as it is a lube hog. It doesn't absorb the lube; the lube won't stick to the surface very well making for frequent reapplication. It's almost as if someone put a coat of car wax on the surface. Moisture just falls right off.

So, I've already told you that the toy looks like a tusk, what I haven't told you are the measurements of the toy. The toy measures about nine inches with five and a half of those inches being insertable length. Well, technically. Because this toy is so curved and hard, it will really depend on your anatomy. I can only get about three inches inside of me. Some women may be able to get more in or less, it really all just depends on how you're made. The circumference ranges from about three and a half inches at the tip to five inches at the base. What is interesting about this toy is that it is not a cylinder shape; instead, it is in the shape of a flattened cylinder. This I am sure is supposed to add to your stimulation as the tip itself is a good one and a half inches wide, but instead it flops out by not providing any pressure. This is where the toy really falls short. No matter how hard I tried, I could not get it to apply even pressure to my g spot. It was just hit or miss. Even so, I somehow had an intense orgasm so this toy will be staying in my collection. You may not be able to always feel it but it definitely does something.

The vibe itself is discreet and looks more like an ornament than a sex toy. The only way anyone will know what it's for is if they really get a close look at it. Because the toy is discreet, it is suitable for travel.

The Le Reve has four speeds of constant vibration. Low, medium, high, and extra high. All vibrations are centered in the middle of the toy and they do not carry well to the tip, which is probably why this toy fell short in the g spot department. Even so, they are strong and easily felt. The lowest speed is good for teasing or just to get the juices going. The next two are wonderful for masturbation while the next is for the vibe queens who love their vibes strong and fast. Sadly, the vibes would be a lot more stimulating if they were positioned at the tip of the toy, but they are still decent. The vibe is extremely quiet and cannot be heard from behind a closed door, even on the highest setting. On the lowest setting, the vibe can hardly be heard from under the covers. Feel free to tease yourself without disturbing your sleeping partner or roommates. Perfect for dorm room living. Also, the vibe is completely waterproof and can be used in the tub or shower.

The base houses the controls, which are a plus and minus button. Push the plus button once to turn the unit on and activate the first speed. A red light will come on and increase in intensity as the vibes increase. I really didn't find a point to this because there is not a dedicated power button, but the light is pretty. Continue pressing the plus button to increase the vibe levels or press the minus button to decrease the levels and eventually turn the unit off. The two buttons are imprinted with grooved plus and minus signs to help you find them during play.

The toy takes two AAA batteries which are not included. Untwist the base and slide out the plastic insert which has slots for both batteries. Once the batteries are in place, insert the plastic battery insert, metal side up, into the unit and twist the cap back on.

Waterproof plastic toys are really some of the easiest to care for. Be sure to clean this toy before and after each use with antibacterial soap and water. Cover with a condom if sharing. Use any lube you like, water, oil, or silicone. Finally, store with any of your toys, it won't break down.

The Le Reve arrives in a cardboard black box boasting a rose and a life size picture of the toy. Pretty gray flower prints adorn the entire box. There is a description of the toy on the back of the box which mentions Pipedreams toy cleaner and Moist lubricant. I really thought there would be samples from the way the box read but alas no. There are no instructions with this vibe. Luckily, the box is a perfect shape for gift wrapping.

I thought this toy was going to be intense from the look of it. Boy was I surprised when I inserted it. I couldn't feel a thing. It was impossible to apply constant pressure and my g spot was only stimulated some of the time. Even so, I kept at it. I tried the toy on my clit but found the vibrations didn't carry well to the tip of the toy. Even so, I'm sure it would be enough for women who like just a little bit of stimulation down there. It is certainly enough for teasing. I also found it to be a wonderful nipple stimulator. If it serves no other purpose it provides strong vibes to the nipples which I found tantalizing. After using the toy vaginally for about ten minutes I was able to achieve a mind blowing orgasm which surprised me since I thought the toy had been a let down. So, the beginning and middle of the game are mediocre but the end result is explosive.