Mini mistress massager - wand massager by Hustler Toys - review by Rod Martini

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Shaken, and all stirred up.

Overall, this massager is a pretty safe purchase that is highly likely to have you throughly satisfied in no time. And, it is certainly a good way to bring a level of sensual intensity to your bedroom that it has never seen before. Regular vibrators just can't do what this thing does.
Powerful! Easy to use.
Loud, no aftermarket attachments yet.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
This is an all around great massager for what ever you may be using it for. It is durable, light weight, and easily concealed in a dresser drawer. I might recommend this toy to anyone in need of a strong sensation. I would not recommend this to anyone with prude roommates, because you can hear this thing through walls!

This will take you from start to finish in a hurry and it is also great for couples to massage each other. But, I will warn you that if you have addictive tendencies, you may find yourself wanting to use this little miracle machine every time you get horny. Now, every time my wife and I are about to have sex, she is standing on the bed holding our Mini Mistress with begging eyes, as if she were a dog bringing me her leash for a walk. There are only a few things I might caution you about. The USB drive power supply is a good idea but just not as effective as plugging it into the wall. Also the cord could be just a little bit longer. We had to slide our bed a little closer to one of the electrical sockets in our room. In regards to the buttons, they seem a little counter intuitive at first, but with a little practice you will get the hang of which is the power switch and which is the level changer.

Even though this toy is not made for insertion, it should still be cleaned after every use. No need to dunk the whole thing either because the top comes off and the body can be wiped down with just about anything. The pink cover is made of TPR, which is pretty safe, but if you are sharing it with a partner you should still pop an XL condom over the top of it and go to work. There does appear to be quite a bit of power droop when the head is bent, which leads me to believe that if you are hard on the neck of it, the electric motor will eventually fatigue and wear out. Other than those few little drawbacks, the Mini Mistress Massager is a fantastic product and an excellent gift for someone who is an intermediate sex hound.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Sensory play
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
    • Usb powered
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Back
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples
  • Petite Valentine
    I'm a little confused... does it need to be plugged in while you're using it?
  • Starshiptrooper84
    Thanks for the review
  • NAV
    great review! thanks!
  • Rod Martini
    Yes, it needs to be plugged in while you are using it. It is not a wirelss/ rechargable wand like the Mystic or Fairy. It does run off of either a regular wall outlet or the usb drive from your computer if you are on the go.
  • Positwist
    Wow, 5 bees? It might worth discussing that a bit in the review. That's pretty damn loud!
  • Badass
    Good review, I wish this was available for purchase.
  • Terri69
    Nice review, thanks!
  • Terri69
    Nice review, thanks!
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