Lighted shimmers LED glider teaser - sex toy by Cal Exotics - review by Adriana Ravenlust

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California Exotics has created a novel new sex toy to light up your sex life -- literally -- but whether you love the Lighted shimmers LED glider teaser or not depends on your personal tastes. Some will find it cute while others will find it tacky and there's certainly better egg vibrators on the market if strength is a concern.
Lights up, easy to use, versatile
weak, buzzy, a little loud, awkwardly place dial
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


As the name suggests, the light vibrations and small size of the Lighted shimmers LED glider teaser is perfect for external teasing. The clitoris, nipples and other erogenous zones will benefit from the soft touch of this vibrator. It has virtually no learning curve and everyone can use it, solo or with a partner, quite easily.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

The egg itself is smooth, made of hard plastic. There's no texture here, which makes it easy to glide along the body; although, you can feel a seam that runs around the width of the toy, where the ends fit together. It has a slightly plastic scent out of the package but nothing that won't wash away.

Although you wouldn't normally read about the texture of a toy's remote, I think the controller is also an important aspect design-wise. Again, it's made of a hard plastic but it's faceted to look like a jewel -- think a child's play jewelry. Each face is smooth.
    • Light odor
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

The egg vibrator is a typical shape. It's longer than it is wide with rounded ends, mostly unremarkable. What is interesting is that the purple plastic is translucent so you can see the inner workings. When the vibrator is on, the vibrating mechanism looks a lot like a rumble pack that you may have seen on a video game controller. There is also a single LED light bulb within the egg itself that lights up when you turn the vibrations on.

The egg is very versatile for external stimulation but lacking if you want insertion. You may experiment with insertion if you insert the egg into a condom but it will be difficult to control. You can use it with some cock rings and accessories that fit on small vibrators, however. Lighted shimmers LED glider teaser isn't intimidating nor does it reflect genitalia so it's a good choice for nervous beginners. However, the classic egg shape is notable for a vibrator.

Because of its small size, you can tuck it away in a drawer or even your purse or bag quite easily for storage or use on the go.
    • Beginner

Functions / Performance / Controls

This little vibrator is extremely easy to control. There's a dial embedded into the side of the gem-like controller that you simply turn to turn on/up the vibrations or do the opposite. The intensity of the light actually varies with the vibrations. However, the dial is so small and the controller so large -- about 3" long and 2" wide -- that the dial can be difficult to locate.

Interesting enough, you can unplug the egg from the controller by removing the plug from the jack. I personally do not have a use for this system but you may be able to connect it to another controller.

The majority of the controller actually houses the batteries -- 3 AAAs. This produces rather buzzy vibrations that are focused on the surface of the egg. They're not the strongest vibrations and there actually isn't a lot of difference between the highest and lowest settings. Power queens should look elsewhere. There are no patterns to be found with this toy.

This vibrator is a little loud for its power output. It's not something that can be heard through a closed door but someone in the same room could probably hear it through covers.
    • Easy to use
    • Weak

Care and Maintenance

You can wash this toy with soap and water and dry it without worrying about lint. However, it's not waterproof and you should not submerge it in water, especially because of the electrical parts. The plastic won't react with any other materials that you may store it wish.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


The Lighted shimmers LED glider teaser comes in a cardboard box advertising the toy. The toy rests in a plastic bag inside. It's no-frills and disposable.
    • Minimal
    • Not discreet
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • kelaaa33wish
    Nice review, thank you
  • Boobs and Lubes
    good work, no gimmicks for us ty
  • Tart
    Wonderful review!
  • Adriana Ravenlust
    Thanks guys!
  • Princess Zelda
    I liked the review
  • SMichelle
    Thank you for the review. Good job!
  • ~LaUr3n~
    OMG this is so cute. i reminds me of this game I used to play as a kid. Tales of the Crystals.
  • Adriana Ravenlust
    It definitely has a feel of a child's toy to it, Lauren.
  • Anjulie
    Great review!
  • Eucaly
    Thanks fior the reviw. This is very cute!!!
  • lil ladybug
    Thanks for the review, I'm intrigued
  • LoveDove
    Great review!
  • Undead
    Thanks for the review
  • pinkzombie
    Nice review!
  • KRD
    great review!
  • lzee
    Good review!
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