Egg vibrator with control pack

Sometimes A Soft Touch Is A Good Thing

Whether you're on the hunt for your first bullet or just another one to add to an existing collection, this one is worth a try. The vibrations aren't earth-shaking but do hold their own quite well for most users, and the controls are super simple to figure out without extra help. A worthwhile addition to any collection.
Easy to figure out, strong vibrations, versatile use, travels easily
Packaging was lacking in any information
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Bullets like this are great for stimulating various erogenous zones on both yourself and your partner. The waterproof nature of this particular one makes it open to almost anything except anal play. Insert it into the vagina and let your partner control it while you're out, or keep it to yourself as a sexy secret that you control from your pocket. The cord will be visible, but if you stay close to each other, nobody should notice. Or keep it in the privacy of your home and use it on nipples, clitoris, testicles, or anywhere else you think could use some extra vibrations. I would suggest keeping it out of the backdoor because it's a lot more difficult to remove and could end up lost inside of you, which would be bad.

Material / Texture

Both this bullet and the remote are coated in a velvety silicone. It has almost no drag to it, instead running smoothly over the skin. It doesn't have much of a smell to it on its own, but will likely pick up scents of stronger scented lubes or cleaners.

Design / Shape / Size

The toy consists of a bullet about 2 1/3" long and 3" around connected to a remote that fits easily in small hands but may feel extra puny in larger ones; and the cord attaching them to each other isn't removable or serviceable in any way. The bullet is large enough that you can easily control where and how you place it without feeling like it's going to slip out of your hands, but not so large that you couldn't insert it vaginally if you wanted. I would feel comfortable recommending this to anybody looking for a bullet, even if you've already got a pretty extensive collection. It will pack up and travel with you very well because it isn't overly bulky even when both pieces are next to each other, but bear in mind that it probably wouldn't be too difficult to figure out what it is so only leave it out if you feel confident in your bluffing skills.

Functions / Performance / Controls

While the packaging doesn't include any instructions, the product page does tell you that you need 2 AAA batteries, and you can probably figure it out yourself when you open up the bottom of the remote. Once you've got it secured again you can turn it on by pressing the power button on the bottom, and cycle through the vibrations using the button at the top. They aren't labeled specifically, but the images do a pretty good job of indicating which one is which.

There are approximately 12 different vibrating patterns, comprised of most of your classic favorites. When you power it on you'll start at the lowest solid pattern, work up in strength through a medium and a high, and then on to 9 other patterns before hitting the beginning again. If anybody interrupts you, pressing the power button at any point turns everything all the way off, and you'll start again at the beginning when you click it back on. If you have long fingernails, you may have trouble using the pad of your finger to control the buttons but it responds well to being pressed with a fingernail too.

The vibrations are located in the bullet and nowhere else, and are centered well enough that there isn't one specific point on the toy that feels stronger than another. The highest strength would be enough for most people as the vibrations are pretty strong, and fall more in the deep and rumbly category.

For its strength it's actually also pretty quiet. If you insert it vaginally, you can't hear it at all outside of your body. On the highest setting a thick blanket should be enough to keep it from being heard through a closed door. If you're nervous you can still bring it into the shower with you, as it is labeled as waterproof. Investigating the whole toy thoroughly, the bullet will definitely hold up (and did while being inserted and cleaned afterwards). The remote has a good o-ring, but if your nervous you can either keep it from being submerged or use it in more of a shower environment than a bathtub.

Care and Maintenance

Being coated with silicone makes this whole toy easy to care for overall. I wouldn't boil it because of the hardware, but you can wipe it down with a diluted bleach solution if you do want to share it. The bullet will still work while inside a condom if you want to go that route as well. Otherwise when you're done just wash it with warm soapy water or use your favorite toy cleaner. If you decide you want lube, water-based would be your safest choice, but you can do a patch test with your favorite body safe lubricant on the remote to see how the material reacts as well.


Packaging is overly simple, just a plain plastic bag.

Personal comments

While I used this toy vaginally as well as externally, I highly caution against using it anally. The cord is sturdy enough to handle being assisted out of a vagina, but coming back out of an anal cavity would be a big strain on it and you don't want that getting separated and left behind. Always make sure that you check the cord before using it to make sure there's no damage.


I honestly think the only thing I didn't like about this toy was the fact that the packaging was so ... not really there. And even then the only thing about that that really irritated me was the fact that I had to go check what batteries to use since the packaging didn't tell me anything.

My favorite way to use this one is to insert it and either go about my day at home or use another toy on my clit for extra stimulation, but it works well in pretty much every scenario I've used it in.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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