First time softee lover - traditional vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by discotits

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Squishy squishy, loud and pushy

Do you have a fetish for jelly and/or jet engines? Then this may be the vibrator for you. The Softee Lover gives you the option of using it as a loud, hard plastic vibrator, or as a quieter gummy vibrator. Choices are nice.
Nifty swirly texture, speed options, squishy or hard options
Weak but loud, collects lint
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


Cal Exotic's Softee Lover is a beginner’s vibrator designed to be stuck in and around your hoo-ha (vagina). At about the size of an oversized plump finger without the gummy sleeve, and as loud as your neighbors turbo mower, this first timer’s vibe may actually get the job done. Slip on the gummy sleeve and voila, you have a slightly larger squishy “vibrator” which should probably just call itself a mildly tingly dildo. Actually, it works fine as just that. If you have an affinity for smaller sized insertables (I do), this may actually work great for you.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris

Material / Texture

The First Time Softee Lover is made of hard plastic with a TPE sleeve. The TPE used is body-safe and phthalates-free. The sleeve is a bit gummy, kind of like some quarter machine toys. This may be a turn off, especially since it tends to collect fuzz of all sorts. When I pulled it from its package, it had a slight smell to it, but has faded over time.
    • Bumpy
    • Light odor
    • Sticky

Design / Shape / Size

Softee is a 6” long and 1” wide vibe. The Softee weighs a measly 2.5 oz. Perfect for travel, I say. Of course, I would recommend carrying it in a very clean travel bag, as it tends to collect lint.

The vibe itself is stick-straight with a pointy, tapering end. The sleeve has an interesting swirl design on it, which gives it some texture. It isn't a particularly beautiful thing, but it's not the ugliest thing I've ever put in my vagina. The sleeve sometimes has air bubble gaps between it and the hard plastic vibe, which makes it look kind of liquid-y on the inside.
    • Beginner

Functions / Performance / Controls

Softee vibrates with multiple speeds (about 10?), has a dial base, and uses 2-AAA batteries. The vibrations are rather weak for my taste. If you remove the sleeve, the vibrations can be better felt. It can also be pretty loud, especially if you remove the cardboard battery holder. The sleeve also keeps it quieter. I recommend NOT removing the insert.

It is waterproof, so you can play with it in the shower if you like. This also makes clean-up a little easier.
    • Easy to use
    • Multiple settings

Care and Maintenance

Be sure to wash Softee with warm water and antibacterial soap or toy cleaner, and let it air dry. Remove the gummy sleeve and wash both thoroughly, especially the gummy sleeve, as it tends to collect lint. I wouldn't recommend sharing this with friends, as TPE is porous and cannot be fully disinfected.
    • Difficult to store
    • Easy to clean
    • High maintenance


First Time Softee Lover comes in a clear plastic clamshell package. The paper insert with product details is decorated with a lace print. A picture of a girl is on the front and a picture of the vibrator is on the back.

Follow-up commentary
Well, I don't really have much to say about this one, as it has been sitting in my sex-toy chest, collecting lint since I wrote this review. I think that it would have been a fine first time toy, if only it had not been made with jelly material.
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