Vibrating tongue ring - sex toy by Shots media - review by Amazonia Dentata

This toy purports to be an oral sex aid. The theory goes something like this: the tongue has a small strap at the back and a tiny white plastic bullet in the front, and by turning on the vibrator and looping the strap over your tongue, oral sex on a partner becomes easier. I have to confess that I didn't get far enough to try this out - the strap felt awkward and uncomfortable when I tried to fit it on my tongue, so I abandoned that idea. If you want to try it out, I think the device would be pretty difficult to control.

However, upon further experimentation, this dud of an oral sex aid turned out to be a pretty serviceable finger masturbation aid. The bullet is easy to turn on and off when inserted in the toy. It has one speed/intensity setting, a respectable level of vibration given the bullet's tiny size. The strap can fit a finger or two, or you can easily grab the base of the toy to direct the vibrations. The tongue is a smooth, shiny thing reasonably resembling a tongue. It transmitted the vibrations decently, probably because the whole surface is pretty small. The person in the toy store told me the tongue was made of silicone; however, it appears to be made of a less-nice combo material. I'm not sure I trust this to be non-porous, but it's probably moot because, as I will explain later, the toy won't last too long. The tongue cleans up easily with soap and water. The bullet can be wiped clean but probably won't get too dirty from inside the tongue.

My biggest disappointment with this toy is that the bullet can't be recharged, nor does it take batteries. You just have to throw it away when it's finished. This strikes me as pretty wasteful. The bullet isn't a standard size, but is smaller, so you couldn't use one of your regular bullets inside the tongue portion.


Though obviously intended as a gag or novelty item, this isn't a bad little vibe. I only wish it had the potential for long-term use. I would recommend this as a gag item, or for a cheap thrill for those who like variety.

I picked up this toy as a clearance-sale joke while shopping for toys with a friend. The material was the big draw, and I wasn't disappointed when I got it home and took it for a spin. The slick material responds well to lube, and I found the tongue strap made a great sling for my finger. It was a nice warm-up vibe for me, though its vibrations aren't targeted enough to really bring me close to orgasm. As a tease, it is great. I'm sad that it's going to die one day because we have had some good times together. However, I probably won't replace it.