Ultimate orgasm kit - vibrator kit by Pipedream - review by kitsuneyouko5

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Swiss Army Toy

If your looking for something for a date night (the kind you don't get very often when you have kids) then this is a good buy. This kit has enough to keep most couples occupied with experimentation for a few hours (at least) of bedroom fun. My biggest complaint is that nothing is waterproof, so it limits the locations you could use them.
Lots of options making for an interesting evening of experimentation
Some pieces are kind of weak, wouldn't hold up to very rough use
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
Material: Jelly

Cleaning: Personally I favor using really hot water and a soap appropriate for toy cleaning.

Cock Ring
This has a metal piece that acts like a vice. It pinches the cord bit of the ring and holds it in the place you put it. We had issues with it getting caught in hair, but other than that, it worked just fine as a ring. Larger men would have a hard time with this as it doesn't have all that much give.

The balls are attached by a nylon cord. They have small weights in them that thunk around when shaken. However, after insertion, it's like they don't exist. I equate the loop of nylon that stays out for easy retrieval to feeling like the cord on a tampon.

Vibrating Bullet
This is your standard bullet. The adjustment on the battery housing gives this a versatility not usually found in bullets of that size (at least not the ones I've come across. There's usually not much of a difference from the lowest setting to the highest). The spot where the cord goes into it seems a bit weak; I don't think it would hold up to repeated prolonged rough use.

Vibrating Ring (the red piece with the cord attachment)
This didn't fit my hubby's appendage, but it did work great as a larger bullet. The bumps on it give it a similar feeling to the sleeve. As it's for the battery housing, the adjustments have a greater more noticeable range. The attachment from the cord seemed sound enough to hold up for a long time.

Vibrator Battery Housing (White)
This is not waterproof. It has a dial knob that adjusts the intensity of the vibration up and down. The difference between one end and the next is a large one. This makes the two pieces that attach to this the most versatile of the toys in this kit. Be careful about wacking the box.

Purple Pocket Vibrator
This one is very hard to the point of being uncomfortable when used. In some cases, this was even painful. You really have to use the sleeves, or this is just not a good toy to use. However the issue with the sleeves is you have to use a liberal amount of lubricant when putting them on the vibrator, or the seal that forms makes it almost impossible to get them off in any reasonable time frame.

To save sanity, I'm just going to refer to them by their colors.

I wasn't really sure what to make of this one. It honestly reminded me of something you use to clean bottles or tubes. We tried several ways to use this piece with and without the vibrator piece in it; it failed to do much more than tickle. It was kind of annoying actually.

It is long and thin. It is very flexible. We liked this particular sleeve for gentle stimulation on breasts and clit. We found that, as far as internal stimulation went, it didn't really do much. The vibrations passing through it didn't maintain enough oomph to really make it noticeable.

This was by far our favorite. The little nubs give an interesting mix of sensation wherever used. The rough and bumpy texture with the vibration give a nice tickle. It's a bit trickier to clean with all the bumps, but it's definitely worth the few extra minutes with the soap and water later on.

This looks kind of like an eel. It is the largest of the sleeve attachments. It holds the vibrations well enough to be used for g-spot stimulation. Id imagine that it could also be used anally like any of these sleeves but given the small indented lines on it, I wouldn't recommend it unless this is a set exclusively for that. Condoms won't fit, and there's no way to guarantee that the wrong kind of bacteria won't spread no matter how much you scrub.

We couldn't get this one on the vibrating piece. It was too tight. Even using lube, it wouldn't go on. This piece remained unused.

This is a small penis. It has nice ridges and is nicely detailed. It is pretty realistic. Given its size, it doesn't preform like its larger non-vibrating counterparts, but it's still a fun toy. This would make a nice start-up piece or something for on-the-go personal time. We liked combining this with a larger dildo toy and using it specifically for clitoral stimulation.

This was designed with g-spot stimulation in mind. The curve and length make it perfect for that purpose. It's just long enough to get the job done without being wide enough to blur the sensation by combining it with stretching. If you want to feel g-spot (or p-spot though again, with cleaning being tricky, I wouldn't recommended it) pleasure, this is the perfect toy to do it with.
Follow-up commentary
We still like to use this kit from time to time. Not very often as changing the sleeves on the vibrator piece is a bit of a pain, but we still enjoy using a few of the pieces on occasion.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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My Ultimate orgasm kit tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Foreplay
    • Light play
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Campus/roommate living
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
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  • Kayla
    I wouldn't recommend using any of these anally since they lack in a flared base. Good job writing about each specific piece.
  • Waterfall
    Looks like this kit offers something for a variety of tastes. Thanks for the review
  • Airen Wolf
    What an interesting kit!
  • Kimbertrees
    Thanks for the review.
  • Danielle1220
    This looks great!!
  • EvaChangeN
    Thanks for the detailed review
  • P'Gell
    Thank you for the review. That's a lot of toys in one kit!
  • The Curious Couple
    Thanks for the review!
  • pinkzombie
    Nice review!!
  • K101
    What a wonderful review! Gave ya an "extremely useful" rating it was so good! I honestly wouldn't even know how to go about reviewing such a large kit, but you make it look easy! Lol. You done purr-fect at putting them in their categories and keeping things simple, easy to follow and so very informative! Looks like this might've been a bit exhausting. I was wondering what on earth that spray cleaning sleeve was! Lol. At first I actually thought it CAME with a toy cleaner! Ha. That is the strangest sleeve I've ever laid eyes on. It almost looks scary. Lol. Maybe they needed one more sleeve and had ran out of ideas when making this kit and one guy said "Oh my gosh! I totally got it! We should make this last sleeve similar to a windex bottle! Women everywhere are so going to love that!" Lol. I'm kidding. Only kidding. I just loved your review though, dear!
  • cocomo
    very helpful thanks a lot!!!
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