Eilium - bullet vibrator by Feelztoys - review by Sundae


Bullet by Feelztoys

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The cutest baby tentacle monster around.

In theory the Eilium is a great item for teasing and light stimulation with its body-safe, removable silicone sleeve and interesting design. However, in reality the sleeve is nigh on impossible to remove and the vibrations are just not up to par, even for the most sensitive of users.
Made of silicone, very quiet, unique design for teasing.
Not enough power, poor design having the bullet housed in such thick silicone, difficult to remove.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
The Eilium is a tiny little bullet vibrator house in a removable silicone sleeve that looks like a cute tentacle monster crossed with a baby pink radish. The bullet itself sits in the teardrop side, cushioned in lots of smooth silicone and there is a long, very flexible arm extending from the end. Overall the Eilium is around six inches long, with the thicker end being about 2.5” long. You can hold the thicker side against yourself for stronger stimulation with added pressure, just like a normal bullet in a body-safe sleeve. However, the arm is super flexible, which really only makes it suitable for very light teasing and tickling of sensitive areas - it can’t be used as a handle. I also wouldn’t recommend it for insertion as the bullet isn’t waterproof. You probably won’t have a great need of lube with this toy, but if you do choose to use it make sure it’s water-based to ensure it won’t react with the silicone sleeve.

A few hours before sitting down to write this review I had pretty much concluded that the so called ‘removable’ bullet really wasn’t going to come out of its sleeve. Over the previous days I’d tried gentle squeezing and tugging with my fingers at first, working up to my teeth and a pair of needle-nose pliers as I got more frustrated and desperate. Yes, seriously, pliers. After squishing my finger in the pliers by mistake, resulting in a blister, then nearly chipping a tooth, I thought about giving up. Yet, finally, today I managed to slide the pliers down the sides of the sleeve and sort of lever it out slowly. It wasn’t easy and it’s certainly not something I want to do again, especially not each time I want to clean this toy. If you do manage to take it out you can boil/bleach the silicone to sterilize it or wash it with soap and water, but if the bullet stays in you could just wipe it down with toy cleaner instead.

Though I didn’t expect much from the Eilium’s mini size, the vibrations really were a let down. In the thicker end where the bullet is housed they don’t even match the lowest setting of my bullet vibes powered by AAA batteries. Through the tickling arm? You practically get the same amount of sensation just dragging it along the skin gently, without the bullet being on. These are improved if you only half insert the bullet, so more of it is in contact with the arm. This is perfect for the lightest sort of teasing imaginable, but if you use anything with stronger vibes anywhere else, be prepared for the weak vibrations you feel through this arm to go unfelt. When the bullet is out of the sleeve the vibrations are improved, but honestly you’d be better off with a stronger wireless bullet if that’s what you were looking for, as it’s also really hard to hold. The plus side to this tiny bullet is that it’s extremely quiet - practically inaudible at arm’s length.

Part of this problem with vibration strength can be explained when/if you manage to get the bullet out of the sleeve. It’s really small, like ‘I’ve swallowed bigger capsules than this’ sort of tiny, measuring in at 1.25”. Maybe I’m just not used to bullet vibes that run on minuscule batteries, but it even seemed small for the size of the sleeve overall. So first of all, it can’t kick out a whole lot of power on two G-3 A watch batteries, which is to be expected. However, the manufacturers didn’t really help this problem by making the sleeve around it thicker than the diameter of the bullet itself! Though silicone generally conducts vibrations pretty well, when this tiny little bullet is housed in a chunk of silicone double its size, it’s no wonder you can’t get much power out of it. Similarly, when you have this problem directly around the bullet, it’s not surprising that all the solid silicone soaks up the vibrations before they can really get to the end of the tickling arm. Overall it’s a cute design with lots of potential, but sadly it just doesn’t deliver as well as it could.
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couple foreplay/after climax play
    • Everyone
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    • Anywhere
  • Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
    Great review, I am sorry you did not like this.

    Looks like its shaped like a deformed flamingo.
  • sophie2229
    You could always plant it in your garden! Great review Smile
  • Kynky Kytty
    Did you try getting the bullet out by pushing on the tip of the silicone sleeve? I bought a few bullets with sleeve and that seems the more useful way. Thanks for the review.
  • Sundae
    *giggles* Viktor it is a pretty sad sort of flamingo, but good call.

    Haha Sophie, it would freak out the neighbours. Fingers crossed it'd grow into a big pink tentacle plant!

    Kynky Kytty I definitely did try that, but because the silicone is so thick it was impossible to squeeze it out that way. I thought that would work too!
  • Sammi
    This is interesting looking - it does look like a baby tentacle Smile
    Nice review and video!
  • ......
    Very nice review!
  • Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
    I missed the video earlier, but now I watched it! Awesome job! Big smile
  • jewgasm
    Awesome review! Your accent is pretty cool too.
  • Sundae
    Thanks everyone!

    Viktor, you probably didn't miss it, I think it went up not long ago. Smile

    Jewgasm, it's funny because watching everyone else's videos their accents are my favourite part - it's so hard to hear my own.
  • gone77
    How disappointing. Sorry it didn't work out for you, but then I wonder who it could work for. hehe

    Am I the only one who thinks this toy looks like a sperm? lol
  • Sundae
    Haha damn, I so didn't see the sperm thing, but now I'm proud to own a giant sized, vibrating, pink sperm!
  • Jade
    Love your title! Great review.
  • Shellz31
    Kristi - lol ... I think it does too.
    Great review and video!
  • celibacysucks
    Do you think it would work better with a more powerful vibe?
  • Mistress Kitty
    @ Kristi: I agree it looks like an awkward sperm. And an adorable baby tentacle thing.
  • Ivy Wilde
    I'm disappointed. It looked like it might be lots of fun. Oh well...
  • LuciFaery
    It's too bad it's not very strong because the design is really interesting. Thanks for the review!
  • angel142stx
    Thanks for the review
  • jeangel246
    Thanks for the review
  • GlacVic
    thanks for the review
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