Eilium - bullet discontinued by Feelztoys - review by maskedpuppy

This thing is painfully cute to look at, and it's not half bad to use either.

I tend to prefer clitoral vibrators to the traditional unrealistic penetrative vibe. The smaller and more pointed design of "bullet" style vibes are more fun for me, and they add to the stimulation I get from my vertical hood piercing. So I figured I could do worse than to test this baby out when I saw it in a local store (for twice the price, may I add).

First of all, this thing is adorable just to play with! The "tail" is soft and bouncy, and the texture is just plain nice. I took it out of the package as soon as I got in the car and immediately began to play with it, tugging on the stretchy tail and popping out the tiny bullet to play with the soft silicone head.

I LOVE the design of this toy. Not only is the entire thing high-quality silicone (which, if you've read my other reviews, you know I praise like a nun in church), but the little vibrator is totally removable for ease of cleaning. That's right, this toy's design ENCOURAGES you to take good care of it and thus yourself by being able to boil it with no risk to harming the vibe. Genius.

Once I got home and was able to put it to use, I found out one disappointing fact. Though the toy advertises itself as being insertable, while the tail is supposed to curl around and stimulate the clit with residual vibrations from the internal bullet, once it's in, the tail doesn't do much but help you take it out more easily. Personally, I like the tail as far as aesthetics go. I find that the thicker part of the tail, where it connects to the head, helps me point the vibrating part of the toy to where I want the vibrations to go. However, some people might be disappointed with the toys lack of following its own marketing.

That tiny bullet has held up nicely too. Though it isn't big, it has a pretty powerful vibration for other bullets of its size and shape, and carries very well through the thick layer of silicone around it. I was more than satisfied by it, and I haven't had an issue with it running out yet, either!

This toy is great for solo use if you're a chick who's into clitoral stimulation, and even better if you know some other chick who is. Since it's basically designed to be point-and-shoot, so to speak, this is a great way to manually stimulate your female partner without resorting to awkward, clunky rabbit vibes or tiny, slippery bullets that barely last a week before dying out. No batteries, easy to clean, and SO goddamn cute.

It stores away nicely too, so it fits well in a purse if you're going to a secluded location for a sensual picnic with your partner, or a pocket if you're running by a play party to pick up some cute little submissive for the rest of the night. It's aesthetically pleasing enough to actually make girls want to pick it up; it looks innocent and fun, and not scary. One could almost say it doesn't look like a sex toy, though it doesn't really look like anything else, either!