Tickle vibe The Teaser - g-spot vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by Rockin'

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The Teaser Didn’t Please Her

The Teaser smelled awful and hurt my vagina because of its nubby texture. The smooth bump worked well as an external stimulator, but that’s not what it’s designed to be. Overall, I was disappointed and don’t recommend this toy.
Waterproof, discreet, adequate power.
Too textured for me, painful to insert, very smelly.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
This Tickle Vibe named “The Teaser” came packaged in a hard plastic shell with a colorful cardboard insert. When I opened the packaging, I immediately thought, “Dinosaurs!” I turned to my partner and said, “It smells like dinosaurs!” See, as a kid I had these toy dinosaurs, and The Teaser smells just like they did. In an instant I was transported back to my early childhood days of dinosaur drama and Stegosaurus smack-downs. Okay, enough nostalgia. This purple PVC toy really stinks. It stinks so much that after I’d first used it and left it out to dry, it smelled up our whole bedroom. The Teaser now has a new home in a plastic zip-lock bag.

As stinky as it is, The Teaser is not all bad. It’s fairly discreet in both size and noise output. It also works pretty well as an external stimulator. These are the only positive qualities I found in the toy.

For me, the biggest disappointment of this toy is its texture. Dozens of little nubs cover the top 2.5” of this 4.5”-insertable toy. The nubs are all about 2 mm wide, range from 1 to 3 mm tall, and have varied flexibilities. The Teaser is just barely over 1” in diameter, but the nubs make it feel thicker. The texture was way too bumpy for my pussy, even after significant warm up. The only redeeming factor of The Teaser’s texture is that it improved my grip while using it as a clit stimulator. It really is a nice size for external use. It’s large enough to hold comfortably but likely won’t get in the way of partners or other toys.

For a smaller toy, The Teaser has pretty strong vibrations, which are concentrated at the pointed end. The g-spot bump gets a little more juice than the tip. If you were able to insert the toy without discomfort, your g-spot would probably be adequately stimulated by this toy. The nubby top half of the toy does flex, however, so intense g-spot pressure may not be possible.

The base dial turns smoothly and provides three vibration levels. Two AAA batteries are required, and I was happy to find that rechargeable ones work just fine. The battery compartment holds up to its waterproof claim, keeping everything inside dry after being submerged in a glass of water.

Since PVC is porous and can’t be sterilized, The Teaser should be covered with a condom when sharing. I used a condom with this toy because of its awful smell and because PVC is often softened with phthalates. Soap and warm water or a toy cleaner can be used to clean this vibe. Be sure to wash your hands after handling the toy; the smell rubbed off onto my skin. Because of all the nubby surfaces, it’s probably best to let it air dry before storing. Both water and silicone lubes are compatible with The Teaser.
Despite being covered with a condom and generously lubed, The Teaser's texture really hurt my pussy. In short, it felt like I was trying to fuck a miniature Christmas tree. As an internal stimulator, this toy was an absolute failure because of the nubs.

During external use, the vibe didn’t slip out of my hand. I could slide the one smooth portion of the toy (the g-spot bump) around my clit easily. I used it along with a dildo and had a decent orgasm, but I can’t see it getting any action in the future.

If you love nubs and don’t notice strong smells, you might like The Teaser. Otherwise, I simply cannot recommend it.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • Femme Mystique
    Ouch! Those nubs do look painful!
  • Saraid
    Your poor pussy! Good review though.
  • Purple Foxglove
    It's sort of...torture-device-esqe looking. lol Nice review! Big smile
  • Rockin'
    @Playful Grrl - Yeah, I was hoping they'd be flexible and soft, but nope.

    @Saraid - Haha, thanks for your sympathy, and for your comment. :p

    @purple_foxglove - Yes. It's little but it packs a scratchy punch. Thanks for the compliment!
  • Maiden
    Like fucking a Christmas Tree? Ouch! Surprised
  • Champagne and Benzedrine (Roland Hulme)
    “It smells like dinosaurs!” Wonderful review!
  • SexySkye
    Wow! I definitely don't wanna fuck a Christmas tree! Yikes! Awesome review!
  • Rockin'
    @Maiden - Yes. Not with all the ornaments, but definitely with the prickly exterior. Very ouch.

    @Red Roulette - Hehe, glad you liked it. Thanks for stopping by!

    @Sexy Skye - No, you don't want to. Thanks for commenting!
  • Serendipity
    ouch! sad face Sad face
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