Waterproof pocket exotics egg - egg vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by She & him

This Egg's A Good Lay

For the money you'll spend on it, this is a good investment to make on a beginner's egg; just don't expect a ton of power from the vibration function. If you're looking for more targeted and specific vibrations, you'd be best served by a bullet.
Decent beginner's egg, great for anal use
Weak direct vibrations, flimsy cord construction
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


From her: As with any pocket-sized vibrator, this toy comes with a high degree of versatility. It can be inserted anally or vaginally, used on the clitoris or nipples, or any other body part one might want to bring into contact with a vibrating egg. Personally, I find it too large for comfortable use on my clit, and the vibrations are not strong enough for it to be enjoyable when inserted vaginally, so my preferred use for this egg is inside my partner (inserted anally).

From him: We tried out a bunch of combinations on me, but for my money, the best use was anally for this with a guy. Other locations were alright, but due to the size of the egg, we felt that almost any other situations would probably be better suited with a smaller and more compact vibe. Anally though, the size is substantial and pleasant, and the vibrations are penetrative.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body

Material / Texture

From her:
The texture is smooth, almost velvety, which is no surprise since the egg is covered in velvet cote - California Exotics uses this material for quite a few of their pocket vibrators, and I find it pleasurable to the touch, but somewhat challenging to clean.

From him:
It's got a great, soft feeling to it, and is non-porous, so it's much easier to clean and keep safe and smell free. Don't boil it, though, and if you're sharing with a partner it's always a good idea to keep safe and use a condom on it, just to be sure. Give it a good wash with antibacterial soap, and you should be good to go. Isopropyl alcohol also works well for general disinfectant. Any kind of lubricant should work well, but as always, we suggest water-based.
    • Smooth
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all

Design / Shape / Size

From her: The shape and size of this egg are just right, with a modest diameter of 1 3/8". When inserted vaginally, it gives a comfortable feeling of fullness, and because of the velvet cote it slides right in without any painful stretching. However, I found it too big for use on my clit, as the vibrations were spread so evenly over the comparatively wide surface of the egg that I couldn't really feel them as well as I am used to when using a narrower bullet.

From him: I found that this egg fits wonderfully inside of me. A pleasing pop inside, and it was kept very snug right up against my P-spot. It felt good even when it wasn't turned on, and when it was, it felt amazing. More inexperienced anal fans probably wouldn't be able to handle the size, though. Another note: the cord shouldn't be pulled on to extract it, so a little bit of force and muscle work will be required to retrieve this toy intact!
    • Beginner
    • Partner play

Functions / Performance / Controls

From her: The controls on this egg are simple and user friendly - a control pad with up and down arrows allows you to flip through a range of four vibrating speeds. However, the vibrations are much, much too weak for my liking, especially when inserted vaginally. I also couldn't tell much of a difference between the '3' and '4' functions. Moreover, you can't shut it off quickly - you have to cycle back down through all of the speeds before it will go off - not the best design. I did not find it to be overly noisy.

From him: I second her comment, there was almost no noticeable difference between functions 3 and 4. The overall differences between the other three were also not very large, but you could tell when switching between them.
    • Easy to use
    • Multiple settings
    • Weak

Care and Maintenance

From her: I find the velvet cote tends to retain odors, so it's necessary to scrub this toy well with soap and water, and to use condoms or barriers if you are sharing, or switching between vaginal and anal use. I also like to let it soak a bit in some wash intended specifically for cleaning toys. It's compatible with any type of lube you wish to use. I store it loose in my "frequent use" toy box.

From him: The waterproof aspect of this toy does lend itself well to the cleaning of it, but as stated before: boiling is a bad idea. Don't do it!
    • Easy to store


From him: This toy was presented in a simple plastic clam shell, with some really, really ugly color choices for the insert. Seriously guys, bright green and purple do not work well together!
    • Not discreet
    • Recyclable


From him: I love having this toy inside of me when we're having sex. She can also feel it buzzing slightly when we're pressed deeply together. Both the size and vibrations gets big pluses in my book.
Follow-up commentary
Still buzzing away, this egg keeps working, and well to this day. When it comes to vibrators that he likes to use during sex, this is the one that's reached for. Both size and intensity lend themselves well to the overall package, and it doesn't disappoint.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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    Thanks for the weak vibrations warning, Ill pass now, even though it's so pretty
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