Triple Teases isn't much of a tease!

Overall, I wasn't really impressed with this toy. It was almost painful when it rotated, and the vibrations weren't as much as I had hoped for. I also wanted the little G-Spot vibe to work much better. This toy is a really great idea, but doesn't deliver very well. The beads are great as well, and don't jam or stop when I squeeze my pelvic muscles. I would recommend this toy to someone who likes a lot of girth, but that's it.
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Pros
beads, G-Spot vibe, rabbit
Cons
rotating head is painful, battery compartment doesn't seal well
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review
The Platinum Impulse Triple Tease, by California Exotics is a wild ride of pleasure! Its very wide, so it can fulfill even the biggest girth lovers!

This rabbit vibrator is TPE. Its very bendable, but not super soft to the touch. TPE is porous, so condoms must be used if its shared. This material can be used with both water-based and Silicone lubricants though, and is super easy to clean up. Just wash with water and a mild soap, or toy cleaner.This toy is hypo-allergenic, Latex free, and Phthalates free, making it a fairly safe toy. TPE also has a rating of 6 on EdenFantasys' Material Safety scale.

The toy itself is nine and 1/2 inches long, but only four and 3/4 inches insertable. So there is not much length here, but personally, I wouldn't want anymore insertable length with this toy (I'll tell you why in a minute...). It has a large circumference of five and 1/4 inches, so it is sure to please those who love girth! If you're unsure about wide toys though, you should not go for this one yet.

Platinum Impulse Triple Tease rabbit only comes in one color, pink. Well, it says pink, but its more of a light pinkish-purple color, almost a lavender shade. The rabbit vibe is about two inches long, and it fit perfectly on me. This part is pretty strong, but nothing over the top. There is also a small bullet vibrator on the front shaft of the toy. This is designed to hit the G-spot on some women, but it set just inside the walls of my vagina, and not close to my G-Gpot. This small bullet runs off the same controls as the rabbit vibrator. This toy also has metal beads in the shaft, about three inches up. The are not set like other sex toys, where they all just turn together like ball bearings. These rotating beads are each attached to a small metal arm that rotates them all equally and separately. The didn't jam on me like other toys do, and I couldn't stop the motion with my pelvic muscles, like other toys. I really liked the beads on this toy, but the head of it was what made me dislike this vibrator. You can see that there is a small metal bar in the head. This bar rotates the head. Not around in circles, but just around stationary (If that makes sense.). Here's where I tell why I wouldn't like the toy any longer. The head moving like it does, with the bent head (slightly hook-ish, but not really), only seems to jab the point of the head into me. This isn't fun, and actually kind of hurts! That part of the toy really ruined my fun, but someone else may love the design. This toy is also waterproof, so it can go in the shower. I wouldn't suggest actually submerging it though, just because of the battery compartment. When drying after shower fun, its always best to take the batteries out and let it dry, to be sure no water leaks in.

This toy is decently strong, but nothing too grandiose. It is really loud however, especially when the rotating head is on. The vibrators are both pretty quiet, and could be used in a place where discretion is needed, and still perform well. But the rotating head is very, very loud! I would not use it if you needed to be quiet, not even if TVs were on in multiple rooms! This vibrator also takes AAA batteries, and 4 of them.

The control pad is simple enough, but seems oddly designed. Some buttons seem redundant. It has On/Off button, which shuts down the toy completely, and must be pressed to get the toy going (not hitting arrows to start it up!). The On/Off button only turns on the vibrators though. The Up/Down arrows control the rotating head, and its speed. There is a 7 button, which scrolls through the seven functions of vibrating, pulsating, and escalating. There is also a Hot button (here's the redundancy), it scrolls through random selections of the 7 functions of escalating, pulsating, and vibrating.

Overall, I wasn't really impressed with this toy. It was almost painful when it rotated, and the vibrations weren't as much as I had hoped for. I also wanted the little G-Spot vibe to work much better. This toy is a really great idea, but doesn't deliver very well. I'm sure some people would love it, but it just didn't fit my body it seems. I am a fan of TPE, so that is a plus on this vibrator's part, and I love a toy I can take in the shower with me. So this one does have it perks!
Experience
Got this one in,and had to search for batteries for a few days (I hate AAA's!!!). Finally found 4 of them, and hooked the toy up. I tried really hard to like it, and it wasn't that bad when the rotating head was off. It just felt like there s=was something stiff digging around in there! I couldn't find it fun, much less comfortable. The vibrators were nice, but I do wish they were stronger. The beads design is really nice though, since I stop most of them with my pelvic muscles. These I couldn't make stop, even as hard as I tried. I really like that its waterproof, but am worried about taking it in the shower with me. The battery compartment doesn't seem to seal very well. Its only made of hard plastic as well. All in all, I don't think I;ll be using this toy much. I will give it a few more go's, but it just didn't seem to fit me.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Masturbation
    • Sex
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Bath / shower
    • Bedroom / on a bed
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Beaded
    • Rotating
    • Waterproof
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot
  • General
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    Other tags that are useful and descriptive for this product.
    • G-spot vibe
    • Rabbit vibrator
    • Triple tease
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