Platinum impulse triple tease - vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by Twinkies03

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You Spin Me Right Round Baby, Right Round....

Looking for a rabbit or looking for a better rabbit than what you have, then this is the route to go. It tickles all the right spots and gives you a reason to do your laundry. Yes it's big, no don't be alarmed. This is the best rabbit I have played with.
It rotates! Tri-force effect on rabbit part. Did I mention it rotates?
A little big, so a pain to store, a little loud
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


Let me start this off by simply saying, wow, just wow. Let me then further this with the fact I have never been a fan of rabbits. Rabbits traditionally plain hurt, the fingers on them just scrape and generally are just not pleasurable. Turns out, I may have just had the wrong rabbits all along. This bad boy has my mind completely blown and opinions completely changed.

Now to jump to the nitty gritty, this is a fantastic rabbit and completely changed my feelings on a lot of things. Coming in at a staggering 9+ inches in length and a rather girthy 1 3/4 inches, this tease is best suited for vaginal play. It is a rabbit after all. And as intimidatingly huge as it may be (I won't lie as soon as I picked up the box I went "Ummmmmmm oh dear"), it turns out the Platinum really isn't that painful or too big at all. One of its saving graces is the fact that it is only 5+ inches of insertable length. Much more and I would have cried, but sufficient lubricant, be it natural or from a bottle, and this thing is a breeze. Just don't dive onto it, work it in because otherwise you may break something down there! This toy makes for fantastic solo play, as well as play with a friend just due to all the settings.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Solo
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

So now for one of my favorite features of this rabbit: the material. Most rabbits today are made out of jelly or worse, and if you are an avid browser of the site or of sex toys in general, you know that anything jelly plain is not safe. Cal Exotics took a smart approach and made this rabbit out of TPE, so it is plenty slick and plenty safe all at the same time. It also makes cleaning way easier then most other toys in the genre. One thing I would note is in spots on the shaft of the toy the TPE wasn't as solid as I am accustomed to feeling on a toy. Was this a problem, no not at all, but it was different and you can see the grooves where the ball bearings and such are in it. To me, I actually kind of dig the look and feel of it - made everything actually less intimidating given the size and girth involved. It actually made it so you could feel the balls a little bit in the shaft too.
    • No odor

Design / Shape / Size

Design, design, design. Well, what can I say - for one this thing is big. And when I say big, I mean BIG. It's also heavy, but while you may think that works against, I actually learned that it made the toy feel better and it actually helped keep it in and balanced inside while being used which is a big plus in my book. Hate chasing toys after all. Controls are down on the front part of the base of the toy and really are pretty easy to get to. These control everything from the vibration/rotation of the shaft, to the patterns that the rabbit itself vibrated on the clit with. Spend a few minutes before using and get yourself oriented with their locations - it makes it way easier to do what you want when playing. The curve on the penis is actually quite nice, and while rotating, hits all the good spots you'd want and left me quite satisfied feeling almost as if I had been fucked.

Given the toys size, this thing is best suited for moderate and above users, I would say, however the reality is the toy is so simple to use anyone could really use it. Just be forewarned, if you aren't use to some girth you probably should shy away from this toy for now. Don't let it scare you, it's worth it.

A funny little side note; I showed the toy to a friend and they just couldn't get over the flashing and glowing lights down on the controls. They said it was almost alien like which I would tend to agree with. Pretty cool actually.
    • Futuristic

Functions / Performance / Controls

There is a lot to digest here, so stay with me. The toy is TPE so yes, it is most certainly usable in the shower and it isn't a terrible option since it is plenty wet in there. After that, the toy itself has two vibrators - one is the rabbit and the other in the shaft - and the controls are located on a faceplate on the base of the toy.

There are 5 buttons on the toy: on/off, up, down, 7, and hot. On/off controls the rotation of the shaft. From there you can either press 7 which cycles from one of the 7 different rabbit settings (each click increases intensity, after 3 clicks it changes it to a pulsing motion with delays). The hot picks a random vibration setting for the rabbit, and the up and down button increases the vibration in the shaft from a nice bzzz to a very strong BZZZZ.

This was the first time I have ever had a toy that actually has a rotating head and I have to say, it was a feature I like, a lot. Like I said before, it is almost as if you are actually having sex in the sense the head kind of moves around and hits right about everywhere. The weight of the toy actually helped as well, because like I said, it kept the toy inside while spinning. The rabbit has 3 little fingers as well which was a great thing. It basically lets you make a tri-force of vibration on your clit which guarantees you will get at least some kind of stimulation, and if you're a girl who likes a little attention down there, this will give you more then your fair share. It may take a minute or two to setup and position, but it's worth it.

As for battery life I will have to do some tests and report back later, but I can tell you it uses 4 AAA batteries that pop into a cartridge, and the cartridge goes in the bottom of the rabbit. The cap then screws on tightly and everything seals up nice and neatly. Couldn't be easier and takes the guessing out of what battery goes which way. The cartridge only fits in one way as well, so it's all really easy to figure out.
    • Easy to use
    • Multiple settings
    • Strong patterns

Care and Maintenance

As with any TPE toy, warm water and soap or cleaner is a must. Silicone or water based lubes work wonderfully as well. Ah, the joys of not being silicone or jelly! This thing was easier to clean then the mess it left behind! And boy did it leave a few damp spots and some squirts too.

Personal comments

Don't be intimated by the size. Just say to yourself it's not THAT big and slowly work your way in to it. Had it not been for some serious foreplay and a dab of lube there may be some discomfort, but otherwise it really isn't bad at all. The end results are worth it, so long as you don't mind a damp spot here and there.
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  • Jon S
    thank you
  • eroticmutt
    Very good review, thank you! Glad to hear that this is one of the better rabbits out there
  • Deidrenicole
    great review i am putting this on my wish list!
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