Love Rider G-kiss - harness and dildo set by Cal Exotics - review by ~LaUr3n~

California Exotics really knows how to put together affordable, but quality, strap on sets. This one in particular comes with a strap on that can be adjusted to fit a variety of sizes, but the real gem is the dildo. Included is a wonderfully shaped toy for hitting the female g-spot or the male p-spot. Its silicone material is great for keeping things hygienic, and it warms up to body temperatures. The vibrations are perfectly placed so that they please the person wearing the harness, as well as the person being penetrated! The included o-ring will also allow for different dildos and can be interchanged for a larger or small o-ring if desired. This set has everything you need for a pegging or strap on session with a partner. The dildo is good enough to be used by itself, too.

The harness is made of quite a few different materials: nylon, polyurethane, metal, and plastic. The main part of the harness is made of polyurethane that sort of looks like faux leather. These parts of the harness are more flexible than they may appear. It creates a sturdy enough surface for the dildo to back up to and adds back support with the band in the back.

The dildo, on the other hand, is a pretty fuchsia color and is made of 100% hygienically superior, medical grade silicone. It's free of phthalates, latex, and other harmful chemicals. It's safe for those with allergies and isn't the slightest bit sticky. The surface is actually velvet-like and barely picks up lint or other fuzzies. The surface is easy to wipe down and isn't hard to use with a small amount of lubricant.

The silicone is firm, yet able to flex and it always holds its shape. Silicone toys can be handled roughly without fear of ripping or tearing the material easily. The battery pack to the dildo is made of ABS plastic.

In contrast to a thong, single strap design, this double strap version allows for a snugger and more secure fit for better control and comfort during use. It minimizes the need to have to stop for adjustments along the way. The harness will work well for many different hips sizes and body shapes. It is adjustable at the sides of the hips and at the thighs. The adjustments are like those of the strap of a bike helmet.

The front of the harness is about 4 1/2" wide by 5 1/2" long. It's where the straps converge and where the dildo gets fastened. The straps come through from the bottom of the main piece and snap around the o-ring that is provided (or one of your own). It has an inner diameter of 1 1/2" which means that it can fit dildos slightly larger if they are of a softer material, and dildos that are obviously smaller. The straps are all very sturdy nylon and are 1" thick. The back of the harness has a long and thick piece that is made of the same material as the front. This is used for support and makes sure that the nylon straps don't dig in. It cannot be removed.

The dildo is designed to target the g-spot or p-spot and is of moderate size. It's 6 3/4" in length, 6" of that is insertable - a good amount for strap-on play. The very top has a perfectly angled, shaped, and sized bulb. It's about 1 1/2" long and not perfectly round like a sphere. It's an oblong shape and is slightly flat on one side for maximum contact with the g or p spot. It's 1 3/8" in diameter at the widest point and 3 15/16" in circumference. The neck right below the bulge is thin - only 7/8" in diameter. From here the dildo gradually curves and thickens at the same time. The sides of the shaft are indented for added stimulation. It's clear where the bullet is in the dildo because there is a firmer protruding area toward the base of the toy. This area is the thickest as well. It's about 1 1/2" in diameter and 4 1/2" in circumference. The toy flows into a base that is 2 1/2" wide. It does serve as a suction cup, although it is best used vertically. There is a cord that comes out the side of dildo a little above where the base connects. The cord is plenty long for solo or harness use. The end is an aux input type that plugs into the smaller control pack. The back slides off so that two AA batteries can be inserted.

For a double strap harnesses like this it is easiest to step into the harness and adjust the thighs first. If they are too small, the harness won't be able to be pulled up. After this, you can tighten the waist/hip belt. The thigh straps go under the butt cheeks. This harness can fit up to about a size 16. It's best for sizes 4-10, however. The thigh straps can accommodate larger sizes as well. Unfortunately, the harness cannot be worn underneath clothing without being detected, but it can be comfortably worn over underwear, jeans, etc. It can also be worn naked.

Putting on the harness the first time will take a bit more time than the rest in order to get it adjusted properly. It's easier to put the dildo in the o-ring before putting it on. Otherwise, it's hard to pull the o-ring far enough out to slip it in, and it is also hard to undo the snaps to release the o-ring, because once you put the dildo in, it doesn't leave room to re-snap what has been undone. Do all of your o-ring and toy placement and swapping prior to putting the harness on. The harness doesn't look as clean and slick as some, but it helps with function. The dildo sits a little high for some, but can be adjusted slightly. This harness cannot be used with a double dildo, but a butt plug can be worn at the same time since there is no ass strap.

There is a loop for the control pack to slip into. It is not specific to this remote, however, and can fit ones around the same size, bigger even. The remote has two buttons. One is on top and can be pressed with a thumb, while the underside can be pressed with a pointer finger like a trigger. The top button turns the vibrations on to whatever level they were last on. The first time the toy is used, the vibrations should go in the order listed below. To change from one to the next, press the level on the bottom. To turn the toy off hit the top button again.

1. The first level is a steady vibration of high intensity. The vibrations reach all areas of the dildo. They are even strong in the bottom where the dildo makes more contact with the person wearing the harness. The noise level is very low for the vibration level produced. It cannot be heard through a door. The vibrations are far from buzzy, but are not the highest level of rumbly they can be for silicone materials.

2. Another click will reduce the level of vibration to a moderate level and reduce the sound further.

3. The next click reduces the vibration intensity even more slightly. The lower it goes the more rumbly it feels.

4. This is the first of vibration patterns. The led light around the top button flickers to the patterns. The vibration starts off on the intensity of level 3 and flutters while it increases to level 1. The noise level is that of level 1.

5. This level is a step down from #4 because it flutters at one moderate level.

6. Six does so on a more intense level than 5.

7. Taking the same intensity as 6, but faster!

8. Takes it a little slower again, but each pulse packs more of a punch.

9. Harder, faster, stronger pulses.

10. A high pitched (literally) pulsing - fluttering.

Since the harness does not completely come apart, it's best to spot clean it with a damp wash cloth. The dildo, however, can be rinsed in hot water and soap. It can also be wiped down with a toy cleaner. Be careful to remove the battery pack and keep water away from the cord.

Silicone can be used with water or oil based lubricants. Some high quality silicone can be used with certain silicone lubricants, but make sure to spot check on the bottom of the toy before doing so.

To store, let dry and pack away into the package or a toy chest, drawer, or other container.

The entire set comes packed neatly in a sturdy cardboard box with non-discreet wording and pictures of the contents on the outside. It works well for storage, however. There is enough instruction included.

Here is my subjective part of the review. Just a few points...

WEARING: I'm not a huge fan of the design of this harness; however, the dildo wins completely. I was not expecting it to do much for me during use, but it totally does. I can finish from the vibration alone while wearing the harness. It's that well placed!

SOLO USE: The firmness and design of the dildo is excellent for g-spotting. It may not look large, but the design hits all the correct areas. I swear it got me close to squirting! The vibrations travel so well throughout the toy that there isn't a bad way to use this. It's also amazing for anal use.

Since I don't see the dildo sold separately, I'd even recommend buying the kit just for it!