What a Letdown

This massager really let me down. I really fell hook-line-and-sinker for the idea of a nice-looking, discreet, multi-use massager that was cheap enough even for me to buy. I gotta say that as soon as I tried it out I was dragged for my naivete. If you feel the need to buy this particular massager, it does its best when used for clitoral stimulation during solo play. You could try using it with a partner, but I don't think it would add anything new or interesting to the experience, and might actually just disappoint or upset.

This tiny thing is made of plastic, and the attachments are made of TPR/TPE. Unfortunately, I didn't know just how flimsy TPR is. I expected that they would add extra pressure or stability, and I found that they just made me uncomfortable. I'm not even sure what the squiddy thing is for, but I know that the bumps on both of the attachments did nothing to help with stimulation.

The design in fine. The wavy shape of the massager definitely helped. I can't imagine it doing anything at all if it was just tube shaped. However, the shapes of the attachments were meaningless. If the attachments were on, then the vibrations couldn't be felt from them, and the bumps didn't add to stimulation at all. The one with tentacles was just weird. My partner and I unpackaged this toy together, and even together we couldn't figure out was it was for or what it was supposed to be for.

The vibrations are controlled with a dial and the end of the massager. It is easy to control and pretty much a no-brainer. I understand why there were no other buttons or functions because this thing was so small, but if you're gonna focus on doing one thing, you better do that one thing damn well. ("You had ONE job!")

It gets dirty relatively quickly and you have to be careful to not get water on the dial end. Hot water won't hurt it, but definitely don't do anything too rash. (I *might* recommend putting it through the dishwasher after boiling it for a few minutes, but only do that if you want a really spectacular send-off.)

The packaging was boring and of no remark. There were no instructions at all, let alone instructions for how to get the batteries in. It's the kind of box you look at for five seconds and then throw in the big recycle box.

If you've read this far, you already know that I highly disliked this product. It caused me quite a bit of anxiety right from the get-go. There were no instructions so I had to figure out how to remove the back-end to get the batteries in, and once I did that, there was a plastic thingy a little ways into the battery compartment part. After some fishing with my nails, I managed to get it out (it was pretty lodged in there!), and I realized it was some sort of battery holder thingy, so I put the batteries in that and that in the battery compartment. I got to feel kind of smart for five minutes, but I really would rather have had some instructions. It also gets hot really, really fast.

It felt ... okay-ish? Not very much fun, but slightly better than only hands. It really just made me appreciate my Vr15 a lot more.