You Can't Play With This Dildo In The Sea, But It Will Give You Quite An Adventure!

You don’t have to have seen the award-winning Pirates porno to get an idea of the theme of this monstrous dildo! It is pirate-theme, of course, with the control pack decorated with rhinestone accents, the clitoral teaser shaped like a canon (hence the reason why this rabbit-style vibe is also called “Janine’s Canon Fire”), and the rest of the toy is designed with skulls along the shaft and the tip. This toy is both designed to be a rabbit vibe as well as a G-spot stimulator. If you know somebody is a fan of the Pirate porn film, then this would be quite a treat, and if they haven't seen it, it will still be a feast for the eyes and for the body! Highly recommended for those who like theme-styled G-spot/clitoral stimulation dildos.

Stoya’s sea deep adventure is made of TPR and plastic. There are a lot of textures going on with this dildo from head to base. Some parts are smooth, some are nubbed, and some are swirled, which gives this dildo many dimensions of pleasure that is bound to please everyone. The material feels smooth and slick, and doesn’t have a strange odor like some TPR/plastic toys have. It is also very firm; this toy won’t bend. Internally, these varied textures are fantastic, orgasmic, and add all the more stimulation from inside and out.

As mentioned, the design of this toy is supposed to be pirate themed. Overall, it works! Think of this dildo as a monster of the deep, because it is pretty big at 9 ¾ inches long and 1 5/8 inches in diameter. So if you can handle a big toy such as this, you will LOVE it, but if you aren’t used to exploring with large dildos such as this, it may be a far more frustrating and uncomfortable experience. I also loved how very mechanical this toy is and how all the controls seems to work together in unison with the vibrations, the silver-nubbed motor inside of the shaft, and the cannon-clitoral stimulator. It does please everything from your g-spot, to your clitoris, and even to the nipples and elsewhere where you glide the toy along your body. Again, keep in mind that this is one big toy, so be sure to store it someplace where it cannot be found. It may not be able to travel around in your purse, but you can definitely store it in your suitcase when traveling.

The toy has overall three functions-a power button, vibration button, and rotation button- but within those functions there’s at least over 6 other functions, which includes pulsating, roller coaster, earthquake, and multi-speed vibrations. When you first turn on the power button, I love how the head wiggles and writhes around, which makes it even more fun when gliding it along the nipples or clitoris. This wiggling motion also seems to act as a drilling motion as well for when you insert this big boy into your pussy. Love it! As the head wiggles around the clit stimulator also vibrations and gyrates as well.

The controls are easily accessible so when you really have fun with this toy, you can just grip onto the control pad and play with the functions with the push of a button. Surprisingly, this toy isn’t as noisy as expected, not is it particularly as powerful as I thought it would be for its size and girth. Unfortunately, although this one is splashproof, don’t feel tempted to play with it in the Jacuzzi or in the shower (which is a shame, and kind of ironic, considering that this is a Pirates-theme dildo!). Despite those little downsides, this toy overall feels great, performs so well, and functions marvelously.

Be sure to scrub this dildo down with soap and water, and be sure to take out the batteries before washing it. Since the material is slightly porous, if you are planning to share with a partner or more than one person at a time, I’d recommend to either wash it after every use in between sharing or wear a condom over it, just in case. The dildo comes with a silk carry on pouch, which is pretty rare for a rabbit vibe such as this to come with one! As for the type of lubricant, any kind will do (oil, water, silicone).