Pure wand

G-spot dildo by Njoy

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Another voice in the choir.

I had never wanted to write a review that simply said, "I agree with everyone else!", but it seemed impossible to do in this case. I'm wowed by the Pure Wand, although I do not use it daily. It's astonishing. It provides a simple, elegant, intense solution to the delightful problem of your orgasm. It is nearly overkill. It's worth everyone's poetry, and at least twice mine.
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Pros:
Hard, heavy, steel, smooth, easy to clean
Cons:
Hard, heavy, smooth.
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review
I had read the poetry written by others, about the Pure Wand, and hoped they’d all prove true. I’m sure you have, too. You know what? For the most part, yeah, it is true. It’s art on Earth, in a crescent shaped bit of stainless steel. It deserves all the praise, a little more, and also a little less. I hesitated to write a review, which essentially agreed with all other reviews, but a single voice in a choir really only makes for a stronger song, right?

I cannot help but sexualize steel. It’s part of my make up. Take me to a hardware store? Omygosh. I’m worthless for conversation. I fondle bolts of rope and peg isles of clips and chains as if... well, as if it were a sex toy store.

So, when I read reviews that claimed the Pure Wand|Pure wand - Steel wand by Njoy was ‘advanced’, I was a bit bummed out. I knew I was not ‘advanced’. I couldn’t take a big dong, and I didn’t like a hard fuck, and I had no idea what sort of penetrative whatever made me actually come, and I didn’t own many toys that had similar ‘advanced!’ warnings.

Buuuut.... holy shit, metal is sexy. And, the girth didn’t seem *so* bad... and... it didn’t seem all that complex... not even all that expensive, when taken into consideration.

So, one night, I gave in and ordered it.

The day it arrived, I plucked it off my front porch and boggled at the sheer weight of the humbly labeled box. I couldn’t remember ordering anything that was actually heavy. I raised it up and dropped the box a couple times, testing the weight, and finally read the label... the code... the secret hand shake... Open Enterprises.

OMG the wand! :D The wand is here!

I had to go to work. It seems, all the sex toys I *really* want to try arrive on my lunch break. So, at work, all I did was think of its simple curve, the two differently sized balls... the hard, cold steel, and the weight... the slippery, the cold, the hard... the weight.....

Yes, I was horny all afternoon long.

I came home, and immediately hurt myself with the wand. Sadly, the wand came to me at a time of the month, which my insides are actually extremely tender. I woke up in the morning full of regret, thinking to myself, “Is this what ‘advanced’ means?”

The wand, when inserted, is heavy. It’s probably heavier than you think, even after you read the stats. 3 pounds, so what? But it *is* heavy, especially since all 3 lbs is concentrated on a little 1-2” ball in your favorite orifice. If you don’t pay attention to what you want, it’s remarkably easy to just use the wand as a battle axe on your insides and wreck havoc on all your favorite bits. I’m sure you all are far more sensible than I, where it pertains to heavy, hard, things on your favorite parts... but be careful and pay attention. You’ll be happier for it.

An appropriate amount of time later, I tried it again. I paid more attention, I moved slower, I was methodic. I could not just set it in and squeeze, like a few lucky ladies could, feeling it resist and push itself back in... I had to move it on my own, and honestly, it’s quite an astounding feeling just like that, as is.

It was cold where my body split in wet heat. It was firm where my body wanted firmness. It was relentless, because I am flesh and it is not. So long as my wrist held out, the deep, firm, hard, smooth pressure could not end.

Honestly, I’m still unsure why this toy is considered ‘advanced’, all I know is it makes me come so hard, I assume a fetal position during the process. I don’t use it every day because... you don’t need to attack every minor uprising with a nuclear missile and the Green Beret. Is that what ‘advanced’ is? If that’s so, I can’t really argue it.

It rubs mercilessly, your g-spot area|G-spot's location. Like the proverbial Chuck Norris, it does not care if you say ‘uncle’. It is cold upon entry, hot on exit, it is hard all around, and heavy forever. Oy, mein Gott. It is, ultra, super cool, sexy.

It fucks like Elvis. Young Elvis – in bell bottoms, with side burns, an acoustic guitar, glitter, and lip balm. Oh, yeah.
Experience
Steel feels smooth on entry to your body. It offers zero resistance. All you need is a little lube, either self-made or introduced. Steel is heavy... for me, the heft is what differentiates it from glass and pure silicone and for me, it’s enough.

The Pure Wand is one of two toys I currently feel comfortable with vigorous fucking. I know others haven’t enjoyed thrusting with the Pure Wand, but for me, it’s incredibly comfortable. To feel its cold, hard, heavy smoothness shift weight swiftly, tap my insides, and spread my body’s moisture...oh. Man. It’s ridiculously arousing to even think of.

It seems so simple. Too simple. It makes me wonder why it is that this toy is the only one I can find that does quite what it does. I can only imagine that the industry has became too engrossed with making dildos fancy-fancy, and skipped a few simple things. Or maybe, it just focuses on these simple things and we are unused to it. Maybe the Pure Wand is just, the sun-ripened peach of the crew, competing against many a canned product.

I don’t know. I only know that, fucking the Pure Wand is unique, and difficult to represent in writing without resorting to great volumes of poetry.

Some toys? Just worth it. I feel a little like I’m cheaping out, by skipping on the personal anecdotes... but honestly, this thing makes me come so hard, I suspect it’d render my review unrealistic to attempt to describe it.

I can’t say enough good things. I could keep going if you let me. It’s the easiest toy I have to clean, the smoothest, the heaviest, the dildo that lends itself to the widest array of adjectives. It’s intense.

I should have spent more time thinking of how to review it! Nearly everyone is right. I don’t even use this toy every day, because it’s sort of like taking myself out of the game when I do... just...

Damn.
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Comments
  • Toying Couple
    Love the young Elvis comparison!!! Wonderful review that has us reaching for our VISA Card to order this toy!
  • Jimbo Jones
    Jimbo Jones  
    The wand has always been enticing, and adding your "voice" only makes me want it more... Thanks for the great review.
  • Cock Wrangler
    Cock Wrangler  
    Ha, beautiful. That review does encourage me in my lusting after this toy. I'm trying to hold out until they release the new bigger toy, though.
  • Spiking Glue
    Spiking Glue  
    Toying Couple - *laugh* Go for it! You won't regret it if it's your style of stimulation. (I think this review marks the first time I compared anything to both Elvis and Chuck Norris.)

    Jimbo Jones - Thank you, that's nice of you to say. :) I find this wand visually beautiful, too.

    Cock Wrangler - I think I actually said 'wow' aloud when I read your comment. Thank you. You know, I actually saw an Eleven in person last week? Damn impressive. Reading the stats online did nothing to prepare me for actually seeing one on display.
  • Foxxy Kitty
    Foxxy Kitty  
    looks like one awesome toy, great review!
  • Lara
    Lara  
    What a remarkable review. You totally made my day with such a gorgeous piece of writing.

    Oh yeah... Now I want the toy, too. Santa's going to come early for someone this year.
  • Minxy
    Minxy  
    SEE UR GREAT!
  • Minxy
    Minxy  
    CR: Eleven-BEAUTIFULL!
  • Kaijah
    Kaijah  
    Haha, I loved reading this! Your descriptive style really helps make the toy real, especially with all the comparisons. I particularly loved "you don’t need to attack every minor uprising with a nuclear missile and the Green Beret" - because it's true, it accentuates the power of the toy, and I'd never have thought to put it that way.

    Like everyone else, I'm only lusting for this toy more. Tongue out
  • Lucidity
    Lucidity  
    Fantastic review! I need more practice with mine
  • Kayla&JJ ?
    Kayla&JJ ?  
    Thanks for the review.
  • Greenleaf
    Greenleaf  
    Thank you for the review!
  • BlooJay
    BlooJay  
    Thanks!
  • Girly Juice
    Girly Juice  
    Thanks for the very entertaining review
  • roskat
    roskat  
    Fun review! The pure wand - Chuck Norris of dildos. I might have name mine Chuck when it arrives...
  • SilverMinxxx
    SilverMinxxx  
    Wonderful review!! Thank you!!
  • hillys
    hillys  
    Thanks for the review
  • Mr. John
    Mr. John  
    Welcome to the choir. Thank you for your review.
  • chicmichiw
    chicmichiw  
    Loved your review! Made me laugh and it DID add something to other reviews. =)
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