Battery in Bathroom

Overall it was very exciting getting this in the mail and just stroking the piece with lube was lots of fun. The best part of getting Mr. Softee is that it's wiggling and it makes you feel like a kid again. The softness is nice during vaginal play and makes for a natural experience.
Published:
Pros:
Fun
Cons:
Slippery
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review

Use

Mr. Softee by Doc Johnson is a one of a kind piece detailed with thick veins you can feel. They are nicely placed to have that realistic defined penis shape with a top and bottom. It is slippery and made of rubber, which makes it easy to lose grip of. I definitely wouldn't use this anally. The fact that it is porous also makes this compound of rubber naturally susceptible to holding fluids. This novelty toy is really pretty large. I call it, "Slong a Long a Ding Dong." Because it is this big wobbly dick and lots of fun to try.
We all can really enjoy an occasional hysterical conversation which is fun by itself. Like there's that epic and comical type of typical cop chases the nudist, parody. You can try this easy type of aphrodisiac role playing just by having a little dress up and going after your special person.
Other than those reasons that it's an excellent showcase piece, it is also good for parties and bachelorette party gifts. Using this thing over and over again will give me vagina muscles I never knew I had. Thank you Doc Johnson.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
    • Gag gift
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Campus/roommate living

Material / Texture

The material is a bendable, soft rubber and has unique qualities like nothing I've ever owned before! The package says that it is made of a Sil-A-Gel. To tell you the truth I have no clue what that means but it is anti-bacterial, non-toxic, and latex and cadmium Free. These factors make it a safe material and I am all for that. Not to mention it has a wonderful scent that will fill the room with raspberries. The smell is built into the material like edible perfume.
I have thought about sticking a condom over it, but because it stretches a great deal and compresses even more I don't think condoms would work for anything but a toy cover to keep it clean. Mr. Softee would end up gliding around inside the condom like a frozen water balloon until it tore a hole. So basically, I don't recommend sharing this piece with someone unless they're your partner.
    • Bumpy
    • Flexible
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

Doc Johnson's dong is about 7"-8" in length. The large design stretches and compresses, so the length can vary with each tug. The width is about 2" in diameter, a nice girthy size. The whole thing feels super natural and I can't tell it from the real thing. That whole thing can be compared to the size of an aerosol can of room spray, however realistically it's a little smaller. But you can check out the size meter on the purchase page to tell for sure if this is going to work for you.

Real Size
    • Partner play
    • Realistic
    • Whimsical / artistic

Performance

This type of realistic dong is something I'm very new to. If you're looking for a realistic dildo it doesn't get more real feeling than the veins of this penis popping out or such a well defined head. Its performance is something, within seconds of insertion that I can be comfortably pleased with.

Care and Maintenance

It can't be sanitized properly because it is porous, but it is easy to care for. Rinse and scrub in warm water with a mild anti-bacterial soap and rinse thoroughly. Then, let air dry on a rack.
As far as a lube I would try to buy one that stimulates as well as lubes. I have used the Climax water based lube which makes this toy easy to insert. Not only that but lube helps to lessen friction and improves the texture. The ones you don't want to use with this one are oil based lubes. Treat the toy as if it is a jelly toy. Only water-based lubes are compatible with this compound of rubber and silicone.
    • Easy to clean

Packaging

It comes in a Doc Johnson BIG DONG package with a Made in the U.S.A. sticker stamp. It is about the length of my arm and a pretty convenient container that reseals for easy storage.
    • Not discreet

Experience

The features make for easy arousal and a pleasurable experience every time. The first time I used it I was way more relaxed and it was very easy to insert. Later I warmed the toy and I had become very tight and it was much harder to keep inserted. I guess it depends on how you're feeling when you use it. Sometimes it is much easier to use than other times but there's a plus to having a top and bottom. You can flip it and use the bottom of the shaft with the veins to stimulate from different positions. It's easy to mix it up and come up with different ideas to please yourself or others.
Follow-up commentary
Still pleasantly surprised to own this remarkable DONG by Doc Johnson Novelties. Not a flaw in the whole thing to date and I've had it almost a year. Still holds a stiffy and I have found better ways to use it. Like for breast stimulation during vaginal stimulation with other toys. Super Fun!
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