Mr. Softee - dildo by Doc Johnson - review by jwitt754

Mr. Softee

I would buy this toy again, even with the horrible smell. The price is great for the product, especially for people just starting out using toys.
Nice size
Multiple colors to choose from
Horrible smell
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Mr. Softee by Doc Johnson is a realistic dildo. This product can be used for anal or vaginal penetration. I own the blue version, but EF doesn't sell this color; they do, however, sell it in pink and mauve. This product would be great for beginners, because it is a very basic toy, or for advanced users, because it has a nice girth to it.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

Mr. Softee is made of rubber, which rates a 3 on the safety scale. This product does have a strong smell, which reminds me of a swimming pool liner. This dildo is porous, so if you plan on sharing it, make sure you use a condom. You also need to use a water-based lube for this toy. If you don't, you risk decomposing the material and ruining the toy. The dildo is smooth on one side, and veined on the other. The veins can be a little "rough" if you don't have adequate lubrication.
    • Flexible
    • Porous
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

Mr. Softee is designed to look like a realistic penis. This toy has a nice girth to it; it isn't too small or too large. I love the size of this dildo (I have tried many others and I never could find one that I love until now), and the fact that it is flexible. I love it when my husband bends it upward and rubs it against my G-spot.

The following measurements are from the product information page:
Length: 7 1/2"
Insertable length: 7 1/2"
Circumference: 5 1/2"
Diameter: 1 3/4"
Weight: 1 lb
    • Beginner
    • Realistic


The best feature of this product is its size. It gives a very full feeling, without being so large that you feel like your pussy's going to rip. The downfall of this dildo is the overwhelming smell. No matter how many times it's used or washed, the smell is still there.
    • Easy to use

Care and Maintenance

This toy is easy to clean. You just need to wash it with soap and water. You can't boil this dildo, or put it into the dishwasher, because it will melt. I would recommend storing this product in something, because it collects dust and fuzz really bad. I store mine in a Ziploc baggy so that I don't have to rewash it before I use it.
    • High maintenance
Follow-up commentary
This is one of my husband's favorite toys to use on me for some reason. I like it but I'm not head over heels in love with it. The only reason that I still like it is because I can squirt with it due to its girth. I would really only recommend this toy to someone who is just starting to explore the sex toy world.
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    Thanks for the review... What an unfortunate name though!
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