Mr. Softee - dildo by Doc Johnson - review by M. Roth

It's pink, soft, and squishy. What more do you need?

As a beginner, or even more experienced dildo user, everyone should probably have a Mr. Softee in their toy box as a go-to. The colors are fun, it's easier for insertion, and lives up to its name! It is a wonderful value for what you're paying!
Pretty colors, extremely soft, affordable, and easy to insert
Anti-bac material nature, leaves a weird residue, collects dust and lint like none other
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
I had been pining over one of these since I finally got over my hump of being nervous about sex toys. The colors are so cute (there are more colors than Eden features in this particular model), and it's such a great value. The only thing that made me wary is the one I have is made with sil-a-gel, as most newer Doc Johnson toys are, and I'm not a huge fan of that material. But, why pass it up? You only live once.

So, I ordered it anyway, after reading countless reviews among the mediocre. Most commonly, I heard that this toy was way too big, which always worries me. If it's too big for some, chances are I'll never be able to use it. I simply don't stretch. When it arrived, I was pretty excited. The container was plastic, just the type that snaps open and shut, like most toys I've seen from Doc Johnson.

When you open the packaging, you are overwhelmed with a sweet smell - kind of like strawberries. This dildo definitely lives up to its name. It's the softest I've ever had the pleasure of handling. It's very squishy, and bends in pretty much every direction. With the head being pronounced, and the raised veins, it's got a very realistic look and feel when you subtract the rather vibrant color options of course.

Surprisingly, when I finally got the time to play with this pink beauty, I really had no problem inserting it. While in reality, it's about as big as Doc Johnson's Classic Dong, I think the smoothness of it makes it easier to get up in there, haha. However, this is definitely not a toy for anal play, as it has no handle of any sort, and can still be hard to grip when lubed up. And, as always, I'd recommend using water-soluble lube, since it still is a bit of a big boy. And, as always, go for a condom if you're sharing, or just to keep it cleaner.

Speaking of, if you're going to clean this bad boy (or girl, in this case!) definitely be sure *not* to use an anti-bacterial cleaner due to the anti-bacterial nature in this sil-a-gel. I'd recommend to use warm water with hand soap, or toy cleaner. There are also some really good cleansing cloths out on the market, and I'd go so far as to say you could probably get away with using a baby wipe too.

Now, when storing, be extremely careful. This toy LOVES to pick up lint, hair, dust, whatever it can find. I'd say keep it in a lint-free linen of sorts -they do make them, believe it or not- and probably away from some other toys. Most of my toys are either plastic or sil-a-gel (I love Doc Johnson, what can I say?), or some form of plastic, so I don't have much issue with it. However, I can imagine that being dyed, it wouldn't interact very well with some other toys. It also leaves a weird kind of residue too, so you definitely want to keep it wrapped up away from other toys.
Follow-up commentary
I cannot stress how much I love this toy. With it being so soft, it's so easy to use, especially when I want a full feeling that still molds more to me! The material isn't very good, so I use it with a condom all the time now which I feel kind of takes away from the texture of this guy.
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My Mr. Softee tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Forelay
    • Masturbation
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot
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