Mr. Softee - dildo by Doc Johnson - review by Frankie M.F. Chemical

Mr. Softee is almost Mr. Right

The look and feel of Mr. Softee is great. It was one of the better/more durable sex toys I've experienced. For the price it's definitely worth it. My only problem seemed to be keeping hold of the damn thing while pounding it into my pussy. A little too much wetness & I'd instantly lose my grip.
Great look/feel, easy to handle most of the time, just the right flexibility & firmness.
When it gets extremely slippery, it's hard to keep hold of.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


I think this toy could be used either solo or with a partner. It's relatively easy to handle unless it gets extremely slippery (which is of course a possibility). I loved how this toy felt and it seemed to be just the right width & had just the right amount of texture to easily bring me to orgasm. Not to rigid, but not limp, with just the right sized head (at least for me) to make this an extremely enjoyable toy. I would recommend for everyone to have one in their collection.

Material / Texture

The smell right out of the box, was a bit hard to deal with, but thankfully went away after a few washes. While it's more soft than firm it still maintains the kind of stiffness required to enjoy it fully. The veining is the best part in my opinion, because it's not too raised like some other dildos which might cause some painful side effects.

Design / Shape / Size

I would recommend the size for a first time dildo. It's not too big and definitely not too small. It filled my pussy in the exact right way. The look is slightly realistic, more so than some other dildos. The veining & head of the dildo really helped for the "realistic feel".


While the size and feel of the toy was great I really wish it would have had a suction cup or something similar (even some fake balls) on the bottom of it, for when things got slippery. It's really frustrating to be in the middle of some mind blowing action, just to have you or your partner lose their grip on the cause of said awesomeness, and have to reposition to get back to what you were doing.

Care and Maintenance

One of the easier toys I have when it comes to cleaning. Easily just soap/water wash & towel dry. Not much to it. I would recommend water based lubes only because mine seemed to have a bad reaction to oil based. The color was leeched from it a bit.


The toy was in a simple plastic package. Didn't really come with instructions or anything, just the normal cardboard backing. I don't really think instructions were needed in this case.
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  • Tuesday
    What oil based lube did you use? I use Pink on mine. So far it hasn't discolored. I agree this is quite a nice toy.
  • ~LaUr3n~
    "I would recommend the size for a first time dildo unless." A, I not understanding this sentence or did you forget to finish it?
  • spicywife
    I noticed a couple other grammar mistakes that would not come up on spellcheck. It's best to proofread your review a couple of times because it's easy to miss those mistakes sometimes. Also, it would be really helpful to list what the material is in the "material/texture" field. That just helps people learn more about the product before they go to the product page. Thanks!
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