Mr. Softee - sex toy by Doc Johnson - review by Bee24

Mr. Softee will blow your mind, and then some!!!

If you're looking for an inexpensive realistic dildo Mr. Softee is the one for you. With his big head and raised veins along his thick shaft he will be sure to please you over and over.
Girth, realistic feeling, easy to clean.
Could be a bit longer.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


Mr.Softee is a lifelike dildo that can be used as an anal and vaginal dildo. His realistic veins and thick head feel amazing when inserted inside of you and will leave you craving some more of Mr. Softee. I personally have just used this for solo masturbation and thrusting from my partner and have only inserted it vaginally. Because this does not have a flared base I would be careful when using it anally and keep a good grip on it.
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Material / Texture

The material used for this dildo is a ultra smooth, skin stimulating rubber and feels very nice to the touch. The material is not too sticky and with the raised veins along the shaft, and big ridge on the head it feels very realistic when inserted. The smell of this toy is not offensive at all and almost had somewhat of a grape scent to it, but once I washed it a few times the scent has started to fade. This toy is somewhat firm, somewhat limp. It's great for vaginal insertion because you can bend it easily to rub your clit as well, but I can see how it may be a little hard to do the initial insertion when using this anally because it's not the firmest of toys. I would say that the texture of this toy is very beginner friendly, with no intimidating bumps or nubs to detract from the realistic feel.

Design / Shape / Size

Mr. Softee measures 7 1/2" in length with a full 7 1/2" of insertable length, and a circumference of 5 1/2". He has a lot of girth and provides a very filling feeling once inserted inside of you. This dildo is very realistic looking and has an amazing real feeling as well. This toy may be a bit intimidating to beginners strictly based on the girth of it. I have a very tight pussy and was a bit scared when I received him but once I warmed up to him, he's never disappointed me. I love how full I feel when he's inside of me and my only complaint is I wish he could be 2-3 inches longer. The only reason I am giving Mr. Softee 4 out of 5 stars is because of the length not being long enough for my taste. This toy is not discreet at all and would definitely need to be hidden, in a drawer or under the bed, if you had company over.


I absolutely love Mr. Softee for thrusting and also to be inserted vaginally when I'm using a bullet or egg on my clit for that deep filling feeling when you're cumming. I would love this if it had a suction cup on the base for some fun hands free action, and to try it from behind as well. All in all this dildo is so amazing with its realistic feel and thick girth it will make you think you're with your lover and not just a toy.

Care and Maintenance

Because this dildo is made out of rubber it is very porous and can harvest bacteria. Please put a condom over this if you are sharing your toys, and also be sure to use a new condom after each use and switching to vaginal and anal insertion. This toy is very easy to clean, and I simply washed it under warm water with an anti-bacterial soap and let air dry. After drying I simply put Mr. Softee away in a travel bag underneath my bed.


When I first opened up Mr. Softee I'm not going to lie I was scared, and almost turned off by the thick size of him so I set him aside for a night when I felt a bit more adventurous.

So one day when I was uncontrollably horny, I decided to give him a whirl and WOW I can't even begin to say how good he felt inside of me. I warmed myself up with a smaller dildo and then inserted him starting to slowly thrust and then began to thrust harder and deeper until I had an earth shattering orgasm. He was amazing and felt so real I felt like I was fucking my boyfriend and not just a rubber dildo. Another great experience was when I brought him to bed and had my boyfriend fuck me with it. Holy hell, it was intense!! He knew exactly how hard to thrust and thrusted in the perfect spot to give me an intense orgasm. The only con I can find with this toy is that when I and my boyfriend used this for thrusting, if the length was just a bit longer you would be able to get a better grip on the base and it would penetrate deeper for a more intense sensation.
Follow-up commentary
Oh how I love me some Mr.Softee, this dildo is one of my fave for giving me a tight full feeling and is also great for thrusting with my partner.
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  • LicentiouslyYours
    Thanks for the review!
  • ~LaUr3n~
    Excellent review!
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    Nice review, thanks!
  • Kayla
    It looks like a fun one. Thanks for the review.
  • gone77
    This was my very first dildo. I loved it and had it for ages. I feel like getting a new one out of pure nostalgia. lol Thanks for the review. Smile
  • Bee24
    Naughty Eliot- Lol you so should get a new Mr. softee im inlove with mine and plan on keeping him around for some time Smile

    Everyone else thanks for the comments im glad you enjoyed the review Smile
  • pinkzombie
    Nice review!
  • LuciFaery
    Thank you for the review!
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