Mr. Softee - dildo by Doc Johnson - review by Miss Chemical

Mr. Softee rocks!

Great girth, texture, head size and the flexibility doesn't cancel out the firmness. Easy to use in a lot of different positions and easy to clean.
Good texture and head size
Mostly durable material
Flexibility/firmness are great
Easy to clean
No base
Might be a bit big for some
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
I first got one of these a few years ago. Sadly, I didn't know how to take care of sex toys & it got destroyed after awhile (Not really destroyed. I left it next to another toy & it melted into it slightly. While you shouldn't do this EVER, the other toy was jelly so in case you absolutely have to set it that close to something, just make sure it's NOT jelly). I recently purchased another and remembered exactly why I loved it.

The shape of the head and texture of the shaft make for a really fun toy. The head can continuously get the right spot, even with rotating it, unlike other toys that will hit it for awhile & then you have to reposition and sort of "start all over again" if you turn it or switch hands, which moves the angle. Add on to that the girth is damn near perfect (at least for me). It feels a little big at first if your normal range of toys is closer to 1". The flexibility is really useful for achieving whatever position you need to, although due to the lack of balls/a base, it can be a bit hard to hold on to. It can be frustrating for obvious reasons to have a good rhythm going & have the end slip out of your grip.

It's fairly easy to clean, even though you would think the texture in the shaft would make things difficult. They're wide enough even at their narrowest point to where it's not an issue. A little toy safe antibacterial soap & some hot water does the trick.

Even without having a base to stop your hand from sliding when things get wet and slippery, this is one of my favorites to use while at work and in my personal sexy times.
Follow-up commentary
I still love it and it remains one of my absolute favorite toys to use on and off cam. As a matter of fact, it's sitting in my mister's nightstand right now.
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My Mr. Softee tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Masturbation
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • G-spot
    • Oral
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  • ththpup
    Good job on a brief review.
  • ConnerJay
    I like that this doesn't have an obnoxious base (that can block the view on cam sometimes) but ewww rubber. Every rubber toys I've tried smells awful and feels ever worse.
  • Falsepast
    The lack of base makes it a shame for those of us who can only go anal
  • HarlequinBunnie
    Thanks for the review.
  • Miss Chemical
    I agree on the anal comment, although I'm not brave enough to use this one like that. I really wish I could find a similar one shape wise with a base.
  • SMichelle
    Thank you for sharing. This toy was a bit too big for me, but I am glad that you enjoyed it.
  • OhMyGlob
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