Mr. Softee - dildo sex toy by Doc Johnson - review by iCandy

8 in. dong intimidating much? NOOOO it's MR SOFTEE!!!!

For a dong I think it is a great value. I love the size proportions. It is a larger dong but very very comfortable. I think this could be a great first timer toy or a great first 8 inch ;)
Softness, girth, length and comfortable to use.
Less odor if possible.
Rating by reviewer:
somewhat useful review
Love at first sight? Maybe...Lust at first sight definitely! It was almost like the butterfly feeling you get on a first date. LOL Am I going to like this? Mind you I am a somewhat "tight" woman, this was my first dong...not to mention 8 inches.

It had very appealing packaging, clear, easy to open and also could double as a storage case. Be careful with it if your prone to plastic cuts like myself.

Upon getting this feller into my hand I immediately noticed that it had somewhat of an oily texture...and an odor. So I washed it a few times with water and a mild soap. It didn't seem to do anything for either of these mild concerns of mine. It also had a realistic texture to it. Other than the signature and the hue :) It was not light but not exactly heavy either. It has an insertable length of 7 1/2 inches with no base. With no base I would say it wouldn't make a great anal toy.

It is made of rubber which to the best of my knowledge is NOT phthlalate free, and also porous. I would recommend a condom with a water based lube to prolong the life of this toy and also for cleanliness. You can used a silicone lube with rubber so it would work as an bath or shower toy well. But rubber is very durable.

Cleanup was very easy. I through it in the sink and washed it with a little soapy water. Keep in mind that it is a good idea to prop this up to dry. Trying to blot it is a BAD attracts fuzz easily. So have fun balancing this guy on your counter top:) But the case is great to store it in and not too big, like a big box or anything.
So down to business. I applied a liberal amount of water based lube and pretended this was my "new lover." It firm yet pliable so it was very comfortable to rub on the external vulva/clitoral area. Insertion was easy and comfortable. It had plenty of length for me to insert it deeply yet be able to grasp on to something. Personally while using it the raised "veins" were a little much for me, so "he" didn't get to go a lot of vigorous thrusting. I however very much liked the fullness that I felt. On orgasm it was very comfortable, (not like other, more rigid toys that feel like they are stabbing you during orgasm).
Follow-up commentary
After learning more and more about materials and rubber specifically, I have fallen out of love with my Mr. Softee. I really don't have the patience to slip a condom on my former friend before using it. I do however want the silicone version.
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My Mr. Softee tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Foreplay
    • Masturbation
    • Teasing
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • brandonbadassm
    If you liked mr softee like me and my gf did then i bet you will love this guy he has some veins but not as hi as mr softee and he will deffinently give yout that full feeling.
  • iCandy
    Awesome! Thanks for the link...I will have to take a peek
  • Jobthingy
    Welcome to Eden
  • P'Gell
    Welcome to Eden. Some info about the material the toy is made of, what lube is compatible with it, how you clean it and store it etc.

    The Mentor Program is a good way to learn to write really good reviews. You may want to look into it. Also, the Extended Template helps you remember to include all the data that the reader needs to know before deciding to purchase the toy or not.

  • Kayla
    I agree with P'Gell's suggestions. I'd also recommend you try to include more details about the toy. It was nice reading about your personal experience though.
  • mysecretcollection
    To stay away from the "fuzzies" with clean up you may want to check into some microfiber towels. Trust me, you wont regret the purchase.
  • P'Gell
    The update is better, iCandy. I know you are working on this stuff, and we appreciate it. Few people write 5 star reviews the first few times.

    Including the advice to use a condom to protect your body and what kind of lube to use etc would still be good.

    I still think both the Extended Template and the Mentor Program would really help. You have a lot of enthusiasm. That's the first important thing.

    Also, keep reading a lot of top rated reviews to get ideas on what Eden is looking for in a great review. Keep writing and keep playing!


  • kermi91
    Welcome to Eden!
    definitely helpful to include a few more details about the product like material and what lubricants work best. extended template is a great guide for what is most helpful! thanks for the review!
  • PassionQT
    Welcome to the community!
  • BBW Talks Toys
    Welcome to the community. I see from P'Gell's comments that you're enthusiastic and willing to edit and work on making your reviews better! Always good!

    Again! Welcome!
  • Kimbertrees
    Welcome to Eden!
  • Airen Wolf
    This toy is NOT good for anal insertion, there is no flared base and even if it's 8 inches a hungry bum can eat an 11 inch cucumber!

    Otherwise great review!
  • I'll Miss You EF :(
    I lol'd at Airen's comment. cucumber I think you should try out the mentor program, and the extended template also, I find it is a lot easier to organize in the extended template.
    If you like Mr.Softee, try the crystal jellie dong. its amazing!
  • iCandy
    Woo hoo...I'm in the mentor program now!!!!
  • bayosgirl
  • Kirill1171
    Good job.
  • MidnightStorm
    Thanks for the review! :3
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