Mr. Softee - dildo by Doc Johnson - review by brandonbadassm

Why does soft feel so good.

all in all this toy is to big for my personal liking but im sure in due time ill get to like it. The veins on this toy feel great the length is great all in all I suggest this toy to more experienced users.
very realistic, raised veins.
strong odor, rubber material collects a lot of hair and lint
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


For girls guys or couples using this toy for anal I suggest a lot of water based lube because this toy is huge . All though with lube this toy gets very slippery and very hard to handle. This toy is definitely for the more experienced. This toy does not have a flared base but I still use it for anal and it works out well. I would also suggest using a condom on this toy because of its porous quality.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Gender play
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • G-spot
    • P-spot

Material / Texture

This toy is made out of rubber which gives it a very soft feel to it and very wiggly. One important fact about rubber is the strong odor when you open the package (kind of smells like a gummy bear). Rubber is a porous material that you cannot be sterilized, so this toy should not be shared, unless a condom is used on it every time which I recommend. This toy collects a fair amount of hair and lint, so I would suggest cleaning before and after each use.
    • Bumpy
    • Flexible
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

The shape and size makes it hard for beginner anal users like myself. It measures 7 1/2 inches long and 1 3/4 inch in diameter. I would not recommend this sized toy for those new to insertion. Mr. Softee is a realistically shaped dildo with thick veins for added texture and stimulation. Mr. Softee also has a realistically-shaped, large head.


The best thing about this toy is that it is great for use by yourself or with a partner. Though when using lube (which you really should) if you use too much it can ruin the mood because you lose grip. Whether one likes shallow thrusts or long, hard thrusts, you are safe because this toy will not bruise your cervix or cause internal pain Mr. Softee should NOT be used for anal play because he lacks a base and when he is lubed up things get very slippery and he could get lost inside of you but we do it anyway, as long as you keep a good grip on him and or don't insert him all the way you will be fine.

Care and Maintenance

This one needs to be cleaned when you first receive it, as well as every use. This toy collects a fair amount of hair and lint, so I would suggest cleaning before and after each use. To clean Mr. Softee, use warm water and anti-bacterial soap. I would recommend air-drying because I have found that the more time this toy airs out, the less strong the rubber scent is.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store
Follow-up commentary
We have had this toy for about 6 months now and for some odd reason it started to change colors so we havent used it in awhile.
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  • Danielle1220
    Nice review!
  • TheSexista
    Nice simple review. I too like big veins, but the odor would turn me off of this one.
  • brandonbadassm
    Thank you very much
  • CynicallyYours
    nice review!

    i like the veins on this one but i think i would get annoyed that there is nothing to hold onto on the end.
  • darkkitty
    Great review!
  • pinkzombie
    Very nice review, thank you!
  • kz916
  • LuciFaery
    Thank you for the review!
  • LuciFaery
    Thank you for the review!
  • MK434
    Nice review!
  • MidnightStorm
    Thanks for the review!
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