Mr. Softee - sex toy by Doc Johnson - review by lovelyx

Mr. Softee, you're a giant!

Mr. Softee does not impress me. Maybe he could impress someone else, or satisfy them in the least. But to me, he is not worth it. His materials are too low quality and he is far too soft to use.
realistic shape, soft feeling.
too soft and not hard enough, smelly, rubbery, far too giant.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
Oh, Mr. Softee. One of the most infamous first dildos known to man (and woman). Basically, Mr. Softee by Doc Johnson is a rubbery, soft, giant, dildo. The colors it comes in are pink, blue, and purple. Blue and purple aren't on the Eden website but I know Mr. Softee has been made in those colors. Anyways, when I first saw it online I assumed it would be about a medium sized dildo. Sort of maybe like around 4 inches in circumference. Man, was I shocked when I first got it. I still remember today. It was smelly, but actually not a bad smell. It sort of smelled like blueberries. But, it was GIANT. 8 inches long and 5 inches in circumference.

The first few times I tried to use Mr. Softee I absolutely hated him. He was too giant, and TOO soft. He'd bend so easily and he didn't have the right balance of softness and firmness. But, when I tried using him after awhile I started to accommodate to the size a bit better. It was a bit easier for me to use him. But, that unfortunately didn't outweigh the negatives. The Mr. Softee is basically a dildo that's very soft, is made to look a bit realistic, but of course the colors aren't. It has a few veins on it that do feel nice but I actually couldn't even get to feel many of them, because of how giant Mr. Softee is. I did enjoy him a bit more when I started using him again but the cons were still there and it wasn't feeling much better.

Basically, in my honest opinion Mr. Softee is definitely not good for beginners because of the size. I actually don't think he's much better for advanced users because of the too soft rubber material and the annoying smell. Mr. Softee tried so hard, (no pun intended) but he could just not satisfy me even to an average point. I wouldn't recommend him to anyone because of the material, and the size. Unless, you are a size queen who doesn't mind rubber. Maybe someone will enjoy him but I didn't.
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  • Kkay
    The smell would be an immediate no for me. Sorry this one didn't work for you.
  • LuciFaery
    Thank you for the review!
  • Kirill1171
    Good job.
  • Sima-pusya
    Thanks for sharing!
  • lovebites
    thanks for the review!
  • Andrey2052
    Thanks for the review.
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