Mr. Softee - dildo by Doc Johnson - review by Anna Acquiescent

Hands down, my favorite toy!

This toy is worth way more than the 10 bucks you'll pay for it. It's thick and rubbery, and feels real in all the right ways.
It feels very real!
Dust and hair gets stuck all over it!
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Mr. Softee is easily my favorite toy in my collection. It has the perfect combination of girth and give. It's a nice thick toy without being overwhelming. It could be a bit big for beginners but, with a little experience, it feels wonderfully filling! I would caution against anal use, except for experienced anal players. This thing is substantial.

The soft give of the rubber makes it feel amazingly realistic. It's a toy that you can be rough with or gentle, and it feels good either way. It might seem floppy when you first handle it but, when it gets nice and slippery, it just slides right inside in the most delightful way. The veins are subtle, but add a nice sensation.

Plus it's dirt cheap! You could buy a couple of these for the price of a more expensive toy and be just as satisfied, if not more! I have had my Mr. Softee for well over 5 years, and he is still in great condition except for some minor discoloration. Given its affordability, I should probably order myself another one (or two or three).

My boyfriend says that when he's using it on me it can be difficult to hold on to because there is nothing on the end (like balls or any kind of handle). I don't have a hard time using it alone, though.

Another downside is that everything sticks to this toy: dust, dog hair, fuzzies. If you drop it on the floor, forget it! You have to get up and wash it off. And you have to store it somewhere clean! I've also noticed that it picks up colors from other objects if not stored in its own bag. I would suggest using a condom on this toy if you're concerned about material safety. Personally, I think it's worth it.
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  • Tuesday
    Its such a simple, inexpensive product, but I really like mine.
  • Luscious Lily
    I've had my eye on this one for a while, and always wondered how well it held up in the long-term. Thanks for letting us know! Though discoloration may mean that the material is starting to deteriorate, and at this price, you can afford to replace it if it is. Thanks for the review!
  • lovebites
    thanks for the review!
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