Mr. Softee - sex toy by Doc Johnson - review by Red Voyeur

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Blue was our first

Overall a good first dildo that will give good pleasure for a first experience. I would highly recommend it for someone who isn't sure if they're going to like the toy experience.
Nice size, length.
Smell, sticky, nothing to hold on to
Rating by reviewer:
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A good standard dong. Nice size, length and feel. It will get the job done well for the price. Nothing special, but a good first dildo.

I like to use it with E after I've played with her or licked her for a while. We like to keep our toy play separate from our intercourse. They're two separate things to us. Also it takes some preparation. We like to soak it in some warm water to warm it first. It is sticky so it requires lots of lube.

This toy serves dual purposes for us. I wanted to make sure she was well taken care of sexually. I want her to be penetrated until she is done, not when I am.
I also have a fantasy of watching her with someone else preferably more well endowed than I am. This toy fulfills both of those at a very low price. I can pretend I'm watching her reaction to taking a bigger cock of someone other than me. She can get it till she doesn't want it anymore, and neither of us are intimidated by another person in the room.

Some have commented about the size. I didn't think the girth would be a problem unless you are small. The length is 8 inches, but of course you can control how much is inserted. The head is large and should provide extra stimulation.

I wouldn't recommend using this anally unless you are experienced in that area. It's big enough to cause damage if not properly handled. [Editor's note: this toy lacks a flared base and is not safe for anal penetrative play.]

The rubber smells a bit but doesn't bother me. Requires some care to keep clean. You should cover it with a condom as it is very porous and would hold all kinds of bacteria.

It's a really inexpensive toy to start with if you're unsure about how you will feel about toys.
I suggested toys to E and she was up for it. I bought a blue one at a local store. I know her body so I wasn't worried about the size. She loves it! She takes the first six inches without blinking and usually asks me to work it all in after a few orgasms. She says he will always have a special place in her heart because he was our first.
Follow-up commentary
I mentioned that this may be a little large for anal use. Well, I have moderate anal experience. I had a couple drinks night before last, warmed up with something small, and lubed this thing up. It went right in my ass without much trouble at all. And OH MY GOD!! I've done it two nights in a row and I LOVE this thing in my ass. It felt amazing! I think it's just the right size to stretch you a little if you've had some experience but not a lot.
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  • Viv
    good idea about about the condom. and this toy is not safe for anal play as it has no flared base so can be lost in the body (no one likes an ER visit). Thanks for the review. Welcome to the community!
  • Oggins
    You stated that the head is large. How large is it? Thanks for making it a point to mention condom usage. That usually makes cleanup easier too. Thanks for the review!
  • Red Voyeur
    Oggins, I just meant that the head is slightly larger than the rest of the toy. I think this gives extra pleasure. Especially when thrusting. It's about 5 1/2" circumference and 1 3/4" diameter.
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