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Death by Jizz Misfortune

Death by jiz? No thank you! The fate of a group of sexy, ready to fuck, individuals rests on if they can escape Jason-the penis wielding loon. Can they hold out from having sex long enough to survive? This film is full of big name stars and a bit of humor. It lacks the gore I expected however.
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Pros:
Some really hot scenes, some good chemistry, big names, awesome sets
Cons:
Weakens in the middle, sound wavers, flies?, more gore would have been nice
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review
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DIRECTOR: Gary Orona

STUDIO: Zero Tolerance

PRODUCTION COMPANY: Orona Stevens Productions

PRODUCED BY: Tabitha Stevens (yeay!)

CAST: Mark Wood, Mr. Pete, Kris Slater, Courtney Cummz, Rocco Reed, Asa Akira, Kagney Linn Karter, Sara Sloane, Brooke Lee Adams, Brooklyn Lee, Carlo Carrera

Content / Style / Audience

Gary Orona from the Zero Tolerance studio, created this awesome parody remake of the 1980 classic horror Friday the 13th. The villain, Jason, is the same. His mode of killing however, has gotten a bit more, shall we say...creative. Even the setting of Crystal Lake is revisited, but now it is a Nudist Camp. Does Jason make an appearance from the lake that he drown? You bet he does! He comes to reek havoc upon a group of ready to fuck young hotties. Can you take the correct bets on who will survive? Remember...if you haven't had sex yet, you aren't supposed to die!

This erotic film is great for watching with a partner or an open group of friends. Overall, the sex scenes were great, the acting wasn't too bad, and the scenes/sets were great! The variety of sex, positions, body types, etc. is also good. There should be something for everyone. Don't worry too much about the horror. It's more or less a side part to the film. There are some entertaining funny parts as well. Think of it as Scary Movie but unrated!

And for those of you who are huge Friday the 13th fans, this film did touch back on quite a few things from the original and made it into a pretty creative porn story line. I must admit that I am more of a Halloween fan. My boyfriend however, took to Jason, so without him, I might not have noticed all the references. You will appreciate this film a bit more if you yourself are a Friday the 13th fan, or someone you are watching it is.

Design

In terms of cinematography, I feel it was excellent! There was interesting lighting, although, sometimes it was unnatural and obvious. The images were excellent and so were the camera angles. I do have a complaint though. The folly studio was slacking a bit. The voice parts and other sounds were not on the same level. I found myself using my remote to control the volume a lot. This got annoying at times.

The design of the DVD is interesting. The main DVD case is standard, but it comes in a double sized cardboard box that is basically an oversized version of the DVD case's artwork. It houses the actual DVD case and can be turned into a display by popping out a cardboard piece in the back. I don't have any use for this, but I could see how a collector would find this cool. It makes it impossible to store in a regular DVD tower, but that is only an issue if you like to keep your porn out in the open. People barrow movies from me a lot, and I have a feeling that my porn would never find its way back if people borrowed it.

I don't know if this is just me, but for some reason the DVD started to smell sweet when played in my laptop. I have noticed this will all my Zero Tolerance dvds, and I have a lot. The disc doesn't get damaged or anything. I think it is the ink for the label or something.

Personal comments

Since the extended format for this DVD isn't correct...I'll put the scenes and sets etc. here.

The sets were awesome! An SUV drives up a gorgeous forest scene in the very beginning and everything looks so beautiful. Then we see the creepy little house and other creepy buildings which were all equally cool for sets. I was really impressed with this. Costumes were great as well. For the most part, the actors wore regular clothing, but the opening sex scene includes an awesome chain getup. I am going to describe the sex scenes but leave the death count and in between story line to the imagination.

Sex scene 1- Mr. Pete & Courtney Cummz:
My boyfriend: **** 1/2, Pro-her cumming, Con-spitting in his mouth
Me: ****, Pro-Anal stuff, Con-gagging, spitting

Two random characters start to make out and then have sex. This scene is an awesome opener because it was so erotic and hot, not to mention pretty damn long! Courtney plays a dominant role and is wearing this super sexy chain outfit. She has tattoos and piercings for those who like body mods. From this scene alone, I was able to finish three times (pauses before resuming of course). There was plenty of oral for both, even a bit of anal oral which I happen to love, and anal sex. There was face sitting, dirty talk, and anal fingering. The down sides for both my partner and I were the flies that lingered around the actors naughty bits and the gagging during oral. The biggest turn off for my partner was when she spit in the guys mouth. BUT, this scene was so hot, that we ended up giving it high star ratings.
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Scene 2- Asa Akira & Rocco Reed:
My boyfriend: ****, Pro-everything but..., Con-choking
Me: ****, Pro-sexy intimacy, Con-choking

This scene is very sensual, at least to start. Asa is amazing and Rocco has a nice body as well. They have excellent chemistry together! Their making out and his caressing of her curves was super hot for both my partner and I. It's just my guess, but I think females may like this scene more than males. It does start out a bit slow, but that's why I liked it. The anticipation was very arousing. Asa and Rocco moved beautifully together with their rolling hips and thrusting pelvises. There was a lot of oral and a bit of anal fingering as well. The positions were pretty awesome also. Negatives were the fact that the cuts in the scene seemed to be out of order sometime and again, the gagging. We both liked this scene enough to be able to finish to it.
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Scene 3- Kagney Linn Karter & Carlo Carrera
My boyfriend: ***, Pro-Kagney & positions, Con-sex sounds, curved dick, gagging
Me: ***, Pro-Kagney & some positions, Con-sex sounds, curved penis, ass pimple, HD shows too much detail-eww

The third sex scene is actually a flashback to the villain Jason (before he acquired a hockey mask) and a girl at a sex party. She seduces his despite his warnings about his cock. She strips and turns around to show a giant ass pimple! I know this might be picky...but I hate those! I find myself staring at them instead of the action. Anyways, she teases him by teasing herself. They exchange oral, which again has gagging. We really didn't like this scene since her noises were annoying and watching the majorly hooked penis was distracting. There were some good positions though. When he finishes...she regrets not heeding his warnings!
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Scene 4- Mark Wood, Brooke Lee Adams, & Brooklyn Lee,:
My boyfriend: ***, Pro-nothing particular, Con-boring
Me: **, Pro-the girls cool tattoo, Con-everything else really

These three characters are playing strip Monopoly which leads to sex activities of course. The two girls give Mark a blow job at the same time. I'm not really into this sort of thing. I was even less into it because Brooke seemed like she was trying to hard throughout. She was stealing the light from Brooklyn whom I liked much better. Brooke is a little on the larger side for porn stars, which was nice to see even though I was not attracted to her. The girls had no chemistry either. This just wasn't all that arousing.
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Scene 5- Kris Slater & Sara Sloane:
My boyfriend: ****, Pro-good positions, Con-sex noises, weird oral techniques
Me: ****, Pro-actors, Con-noises, seemed too fake at times

In between the above scenes, these two characters are running around basically trying not to die. I won't reveal the ending, but eventually they do have sex. Their scene redeemed the film for the last two mediocre sex scenes. I love these two together. Their bodies look great and they move nicely together. Their positions were good and the set where they have sex adds to the mood. There is a lot of oral before the sex. For the most part there isn't a lot of kink in this scene but we both liked it for the most part.
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Experience

So all in all, there were some funny parts and less scary parts. I would have liked a bit more suspense to go along with the funny. I know it was supposed to be a parody but a bit more gore or blood would have been nice. My partner liked the few try to the original references, but there could have been more of those as well. If this was just a porn I would have given it 4 stars, but since it had the movie element, I am giving it 5. It was fun to watch and we will be watching it again soon.
Follow-up commentary
This is one of my favorite porn flicks in general and my 2nd favorite, possibly my favorite from porn club. It was a keeper for sure! I can't imagine ever wanting to get rid of this one. It's excellent for parties with the right audience too. I have even lent it my friends. I never thought I'd do that with porn!

I highly recommend this one to couples, horror flick lovers, spoof lovers, or even just plain ol' porn lovers. It has something for everyone.
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  • griffonc
    griffonc  
    This looks so funny the movies they make now days huh lol. Thanks for the review will be buying this soon.
  • ~LaUr3n~
    ~LaUr3n~  
    Thanks!
  • Sally Forth
    Sally Forth  
    Looks fun! Thanks for the review! I might just pick it up when it comes back in stock.
  • ~LaUr3n~
    ~LaUr3n~  
    It is! Welcome!
  • spicyjjang
    spicyjjang  
    Thank you for the review!!
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    ~LaUr3n~  
    Welcome
  • neil i.
    neil i.  
    Excellent review, as always. Although I'm not a big fan of parody porn, I must say that the slasher movie format is an unexpectedly great fit for the concept.
  • Ashleyxx
    Ashleyxx  
    Thanks for the review!
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    Welcome
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    vanilla&chocolate  
    Thanks for the review!
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