The Masseuse 3
Sadly, I don't recommend this because I know there are plenty of better porn videos to waste your money on. Seriously. Even if you're a Kayden Kross fan, this one's sort of difficult to stick through with. If you're looking for Kayden Kross, try Family Matters. The Masseuse just is not a good movie.
Kayden Kross, attractive female cast, awesome resolution
unattractive male cast, not arousing, no plot, unorganized
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Published:December 07, 2011
Kisses and Kinks (aka Twisted Finger)
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I expected more from DP. I've seen a lot of good or at least decent porns from DP, but this was an abomination. I know that I shouldn't expect a lot of accuracy surrounding mental health in a porn or any type of popular media, however, I found the attempt to make a psychiatric disorder into something sexy to be in poor taste. Overall, this porn was pretty pathetic. The scenes were repetitive and boring and there was really no plot to connect these pitiful dicey scenes.
HD DVD and Blu-Ray Combo, Kayden Kross,
Odd inaccuracies, threadbare plot, repetitive, long, boring, inaccurate psychology
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Published:November 20, 2011
Midway through
extremely useful
The Masseuse 3 is another well done DP film. Kayden stars and is amazing in her sex scenes, as per her usual. It has very little plot to it, but what there is is easy to follow. It has a lot of vanilla sex, but I still liked it!
Kayden Kross, good chemistry between couples.
Silly plot.
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Published:November 12, 2011
Love Buzz
extremely useful
Part 3 in the Masseuse Trilogy this is a rather vanilla flavoured, hetro-sexual porn flick featuring some of my favourite porn stars. Sadly though, even the talents of stars such as Kayden Kross and James Deen aren't able to raise the level of this movie up above a bland, boring, blah fest, although Kayden's character's multiple [personality disorder does earn it a few extra points for bizarre randomness.
Kayden Kross, James Deen & Mick Blue
Male/Female sex only
Vanilla Scenes
Blah
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Published:October 26, 2011
I didn't like this one, I thought the plot was dumb and there was 0 sexual chemistry between the actors.
Seeing Kayden Kross naked
poor acting, lame plot and no sexual chemistry
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Published:September 25, 2011
Shellz31
extremely useful
Yes, there was one small scene of a massage. But when a title features ‘Masseuse' in it, you expect the plot to focus around massaging. It isn't the worst porn DVD I have had the displeasure of sitting through but it is a little bit of a snooze fest. The sex scenes are pretty much the same with no anal penetration. If you're looking for something relatively simple, then perhaps you'll enjoy this.
~ Massage scene
~ DVD and Blu-Ray
~ No real spice
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Published:September 23, 2011
Enchantedkitty
extremely useful
This movie was awful. It's extremely boring, the sex isn't so great, and well there was a plot but I couldn't really figure it out, too confusing. I gave up and starting skipping through the dvd about 10 minutes in.
Blu-Ray + DVD Combo
Everything
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Published:September 21, 2011
Airen Wolf
extremely useful
This is a typical porn flick in which all reality is suspended and there are no consequences for unprofessional behavior and outright ethical violations. The sex is run of the mill and not at all unusual but the situations are still kind of kinky. In short, though inappropriately named, 'The Masseuse 3' has a spot on my porn shelf. It's just the sort of odd movie that catches my attention and makes me come back later.
Beautiful actors, good cinematics and sound quality
VERY weak plot, professional ethics are non-existent, straight hetero-normative sex
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Published:September 19, 2011
SexyySarah
No votes for this review
This dvd was not real exciting to me. I found myself pushing fast forward more then I should be for a porn. I like to watch porns with plots sometimes and this one was suppose to have one and did not. It had little to do with a masseuse and the scenes weren't that exciting. My hubby and I had to put in another porn to get turned on.
special features, blu ray and dvd combo
boring, no real plot, repetitive, same scenes different actors
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Published:September 17, 2011
Champagne and Benzedrine
extremely useful
The Masseuse 3 is good looking, well produced and features some fine looking sex scenes; but ultimately lacks that spark of magic which makes some of Digital Playground's other productions so compulsive.
Beautifully-produced porn staring a great looking cast. Perfect for couples with vanilla tastes.
Ultimately kind of bland.
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Published:September 15, 2011
The plot is a bit thin in this third installment of the Masseuse series, but dialog is good and the acting is solid. But what really matter is that the sex scenes are super hot. There's good chemistry in every scene, with some really intense, energetic fucking throughout.
• Very hot sex
• Very good camera work
• Blu-ray and DVD in one package
• Plot doesn't make a lot of sense
• Not many extras
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Published:September 14, 2011
Miss Voluptuous
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For a film called Masseuse 3, there is almost no massage in this flick. The one massage scene is not a prelude to sex. The most I can figure is two people playing masseuses (Scott Nails and James Deen) have scenes in this film. The real star is Kayden Kross who plays a delusional woman. There is a little plot stringing these straight vanilla sex scenes together, but mostly it is what it is: porn.
Mick Blue's accent and hot blue eyes, some funny dialogue
Uninspiring and a little boring
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Published:September 12, 2011
I can't say enough about how awesome the movie "looked" on blue-ray with a hi-def TV. And the sound quality was superb. But, the sex scenes overall were pretty plain and not incredibly arousing, and they seemed really long. I found myself hitting the fast fwd button more than the play or pause button. I don't find myself looking forward to Masseuse 4.
Blue ray/Dvd Combo ,great looking cast, excellent sound and camera work
lackluster sex scenes, initial plot line lost.
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Published:September 10, 2011
The title does not really reflect what happened in the movie! I feel like I was left out of some joke. This movie was not what I was expecting, and all around a disappointment. There was little to no massaging, and some of the scenes didn't make sense (psych doctor's office looks like a medical doctor's office). The scenes were too long, and the sex was too boring.
Blu-Ray, Good picture.
Sound issues, Bad acting, Did nothing for me at all.
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Published:September 09, 2011
Mr. & Mrs. Peg
extremely useful
Masseuse 3 is a well-written, well-directed and extremely well-executed porn. It may be light on the actual massages, but it is chock full of hot and steamy sex. Enjoy!
Well-written, excellent talent, steamy sex
Watching in episodes in sequence may provide continuity.
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Published:September 09, 2011
Jobthingy
extremely useful
Unfortunately, The Masseuse 3 got nothing but a lot of yawns from me. The rinse and repeat vanilla scenes were a bore. This movie could have been so much more than what it actually is.
Great cast, amazingly crisp picture.
Barely any massage, rinse and repeat sex scenes
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Published:September 08, 2011
aliceinthehole
extremely useful
Kayden Kross is hot, and at times her and Samantha Ryan's acting is commendable. But overall, this video really set me up for disappointment. The introduction promised something different, funny, and very hot. What Digital Playground delivered, however, was a poorly filmed, half-assedly acted, poorly scripted porn, complete with next to NO plot, though it promised one, and the same 'cunnilingus, fellatio, military, doggy style, ejaculation, end scene' formula throughout.
2.5 hrs of film, crisp picture, Blue-Ray and DVD, behind-the-scenes feature
Sex predictable and repetitive, inaudible dialogue during sex, bad acting and production
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Published:September 07, 2011
bzzingbee
extremely useful
The Masseuse 3 is a porn full of sexy scenes and variety. Kayden gets to be several different characters which is entertaining as well as sexy. The story is also entertaining so you get a little bit of everything in story and sex.
Kayden Kross and James Deen! Very hot scenes, good acting, variety
Some sound issues
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Published:August 31, 2011
Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
extremely useful
While having some of the best camera direction I have scene from the adult film industry and the best picture quality to boot, this film falls flat and can best be described as average. While James Deen and Samantha Ryan have a sizzling sex scene, it is countered by a boring Toni Ribas and Yurizan Beltran. The story itself was also average, but the acting was ironically enough well above average.
Amazing picture quality and camera work!
Lackluster story, and a boring sex scene.
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Published:August 27, 2011
Lucidity
extremely useful
The Masseuse 3 had very little to do with a Masseuse, which I was disappointed in. The sex was vanilla, mostly PIV, a little anal and lots of oral. If you like heterosexual, PIV, nothing to wild or exciting porn, I'd say go for it. It just really wasn't my taste.
Attractive stars, female oral, lovely sets, lots of PIV (if you're into that), Blu-Ray combo pack.
Very vanilla, plot was disjointed, very little having to do with a Masseuse, repetitive sex.
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Published:August 25, 2011
Redboxbaby
extremely useful
This movie had little to do with the masseuse. His story must have been completely played out in the first two movies. I am beginning to see a pattern with Robby D., Digital Playground movies. The sex scenes are pretty much the same - insert different dialog and actors. There seems to even be the very same issues with the camera angles in each movie.
Storyline easy to follow, decent acting
Camera angles, extreme close-ups, repetitive sex, long scenes
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Published:August 24, 2011
Starkiller87
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Kayden Kross stars in this movie about supposed masseuses. The sex was vanilla, the story didn't make sense, but everything was shot in pretty HD.
Blu- ray, DVD combo
Long, confusing, boring sex.
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Published:August 19, 2011
ToyTimeTim
extremely useful
Who does not like a sensual massage; add in a great cast of good looking actors and it’s a big WIN, right? Well, no, not really. For me, the Masseuse was an epic fail. The sex was not only vanilla but downright boring. Massage? Only one small scene there, unless you consider a hand job massage. A plot, not anything to speak of.
Combo pack, Great massage scene, Good looking actors.
Boring sex, long scenes, lack of plot, not enough prelude from first three.
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Published:August 19, 2011
This movie is just too similar to too many others to make it distinguishable. The sex scenes are too long, too boring and too routine. It might be enjoyable for some, not probably not for most.
Well filmed. Good looking cast.
Sex scenes too long and too routine.
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Published:August 19, 2011
sexyintexas
extremely useful
If you like vanilla sex and oral you will like this movie. If you want something, anything more then this should probably not be your first choice.
Nice looking actors
Boring sex, not enough variety, strange plot
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Published:August 18, 2011
The Masseuse 3 features attractive actors in drawn out, unimaginative sex scenes. There is a poorly developed plot line that leaves viewers confused more than anything else. We would not recommend giving up two and a half hours to watch this film; there are much better productions out there.
Attractive actors,
Blu-Ray + DVD combo pack
Terrible plot,
Boring and unnecessarily long sex scenes
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Published:August 18, 2011
If ya just want to watch attractive people have sex, go ahead, check it out! If your expecting more too bad!
Good looking cast. It started out interesting with the crazy girl!
Ordinary repetitive sex scenes.
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Published:August 18, 2011
The Masseuse is a cross between every masseuses dream and a malpractice suit for an MD. We find fake illnesses, fake treatments, and lots and lots of sex. If you like long, drawn out scenes you'll love the film. If you like believable plots, look elsewhere.
I can't say I've seen another like it
Not believable
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Published:August 17, 2011
Ms. Spice
extremely useful
This is a fun film for those who are looking for their first porno or is looking for a very traditional sex tape. It has a fun doctor/ patient relationship, but as for fetishes or any kind of play, that's as far as it goes. I liked how attractive all the actors and actresses were, but I probably won't watch this unless I get really bored.
Doctor/ patient fetish, attractive actors/ actresses
almost no massage/ sex scene, Very vanilla, sex scenes pretty much on repeat
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Published:August 15, 2011
This movie left me wanting more and I found myself dozing off during it. If you want something to stimulate you this is not it.
Beautiful girls, nice oral scenes
boring & lacking creativity
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Published:August 14, 2011
The highlight of this movie for me was the opportunity to hear Mick Blue's delightful accent. He has more dialogue in this movie than in other movies of his that I've seen. Too bad I can't say that a sex scene was the highlight. Usually porn movies have one scene that I enjoy, but this movie didn't. It does however have a very erotic massage scene.
Beautiful sets, attractive actors, Mick Blue's accent
uninventive sex
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Published:August 13, 2011
Darling Jen
extremely useful
While the word limit cut me off for everything I had to say in this review, it all boils down to me being disappointed. It just wasn't my style and did next to nothing for me. If you want sensuality, plot, or to escape into a lovely sexual fantasy world - this ain't it.
DVD & Blu-Ray Combo
Everything Else
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Published:August 11, 2011